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"Special Reserve announces new Gad competition,,,"

Yup thats right special resrves generosity knows no bouds as they have added an extra special GAD prize to their list every day. Another game every day, wont that cost them like loads of money I hear you cry? No sir, you have misunderstood the 'G' does not in this case stand for game...this is SRs very special Girlfriend-A-Day competition!!!

Yes, thats right you too could recieve a free girlfriend just by posting in these forums!!! A sparkling prize indeed, the girlfrined comes complete with Boobs™, Butt™ and othe assorted girlie bits and is guaranteed to make your life simulataneously heaven and hell.

What do I have to do to win this ultra-special prize? I hear sever sad losers shouting from the back. Well, it's very simple. Just write a post on any of the forums regarding any subject which just sits up and shouts to our special judging pannel. 'I'm a bit of a saddo really and I'm unlikely to ever get a girlfriend so you had better send me one for free really haven't you?'

The prize winner has already been selected for today, as we wanted our first give away to go to a really deserving competitor. Kid Rock, for services to sadness and generally having no life (your stats prove this) we decided that you're probabaly the least likely person on the whole of SR to ever get a girlfriend. So congratulations Kid...you have won Mystique!!! Erm, actually thinking about that...bad luck mate...

* crosses fingers *

say me, say me.

so then who wins next

Hehe, sounds like a competition which could lead to many different possibilities...

yeh he is

$h@ne0 wrote:
> Talkie Toaster, you're Lexus aren't you?

yep

Talkie Toaster, you're Lexus aren't you?

we shall see

what wold you do if you won more than once?

you could have your own little cult.

Girlfriend a day.

Hmmmmmmm.....

its only a bit of fun