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"The Government Mules (Reaver (Ant) and Jetster) vs Da Animalz of Doom (Cong Man and Hawk (AfroJoe)) Special Guest Referee: Mouldy Cheese"

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Sat 02/03/02 at 13:43
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“Four elements controlling all this st!”. Welcome to the Special Reserve arena, where we are scheduled to have a match between the Government Mules and Da Animalz of Doom. But as you can tell from the music booming out of the system, the four elements are making their way to the ring, well not quite---The Cong Man is missing having alienated himself from this group. The odds look stacked against the African though as CAW Champion Reaver (Ant), Jetster , the special guest referee Mouldy Cheese and even his own Tag Team partner Hawk (AJ) are making their way to the ring as a unit! The fans boo loudly.

“It begain in Afrika-ka-ka-ka” The cheers which have been growing increasingly louder every week for Cong raise the roof a little higher this week as they sense the injustice that is obviously about to take place. The new fan favourite emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, apparently having decided to start wearing his gorilla suit again, mask and all. Cong stares down his partner and former best friend Hawk pointing an accusing finger right in his face. But also leaving him open to be jumped by Reaver who nails an elbow right to the back of his head! Jetster takes davantage quickly jumping on top and throwing a flurry of punches at the Hardcore Gorilla’s head. Mouldy Cheese doesn’t ask but Hawk and Reaver go back to their respective corners.

Jetster hauls the Cong Man to his feet and Irish-whips him off the ropes, as Cong comes back Jetster swings for a clothesline but Cong duck underneath it, grabbing the back of Jetster’s neck and hitting a neckbreaker as he goes! The King of barbed wire struggles to his corner and goes to make the tag, but Hawk turns his back on him!!! By This time Reaver has tagger in and runs straight at Cong! Reaver goes for a running drop-kick but Cong takes a step back! As Reaver falls straight on his butt The Cong Man grbas his legs and nails the Banana split! Double leg-drop in the grapefruits of Reaver!

The Cong Man wastes no time sitting Reaver straight up and locking on a sitting full-nelson. He’s turned it over!!! The Banana Peel is locked right in! But it’s Mouldy Cheese!!! The referee with a big right hand to the Cong Man!!! “That’s not fair!” Screams Michael Cole. Jetster and Hawk rush into the ring and all four men begin pounding on Cong! Hawk pulls Cong to his feet and---screwdriver!!! He just dropped him right on his neck!

But wait what on earth is this now?!? A disturbance behind the announcers table and The Cong Man jumps over the barrier---erm---hold on That’s the Cong Man?!? So who’s in the gorilla suit? What is going on?!? CLANG!!! Brabed wire chair shot to Reaver!!! Reaver’s face instantly becomes a crimson mass as Hawk and Mouldy Cheese go for the Cong Man. Double DDT, the Cong Man goes down hard!OH MY GOD!!! From underneath the ring!!!! It’s RkS coming to the aid of the Cong Man. RkS face buster on Hawk!!! Straight to the chair!!! Hawk and Jetster over power Rickoss though and he goes down.

Through the crowd now comes Kid Rock and his partner Longy, he’s got a crowbar!!! He goes over to where the Cong Man is lying and raises it up! He’s gonna injure the Cong Man!!! No, wait he turns! He’s hit Jetster with it! The battered and bruised four elements quickly make their way to the back as Kid Rock helps his arch enemy the Cong Man back to his feet! What is all this about?

A nervous silence fills the air as the Cong Man and Kid Rock stare at each other for what seems like an eternity. They embrace!!! Kid Rock and the Cong Man are on the same page!!! Who would ever have thought it? Longy helps the other Cong Man back to his feet and as he does his mask falls off revealing himself as the Rat(Allardini)!!!
These five men just pulled a swerve on the four elements!!!

The Cong Man quickly grabs the microphone from Ring Announcer Tony Chimmel. “Well, you all know who I am, but do you know who WE are?” The fans cheer loudly. “We are the men who are gonna clear up this federation. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the soon to be most powerful faction in the history of the CAW division---Myself, The Rat, RkS, Longy and of course Kiiiiiiid Rock!!!” The fans cheer even more loudly. “Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the forum now formally known as “The Infamous Five. Nuff Said”

Thanks for reading.
(B-([)
So there you have it---some major twists leading up to ‘Rumble...’ But you can bet that our commisioner isn’t going to take this blow lying down………
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“Four elements controlling all this st!”. Welcome to the Special Reserve arena, where we are scheduled to have a match between the Government Mules and Da Animalz of Doom. But as you can tell from the music booming out of the system, the four elements are making their way to the ring, well not quite---The Cong Man is missing having alienated himself from this group. The odds look stacked against the African though as CAW Champion Reaver (Ant), Jetster , the special guest referee Mouldy Cheese and even his own Tag Team partner Hawk (AJ) are making their way to the ring as a unit! The fans boo loudly.

“It begain in Afrika-ka-ka-ka” The cheers which have been growing increasingly louder every week for Cong raise the roof a little higher this week as they sense the injustice that is obviously about to take place. The new fan favourite emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, apparently having decided to start wearing his gorilla suit again, mask and all. Cong stares down his partner and former best friend Hawk pointing an accusing finger right in his face. But also leaving him open to be jumped by Reaver who nails an elbow right to the back of his head! Jetster takes davantage quickly jumping on top and throwing a flurry of punches at the Hardcore Gorilla’s head. Mouldy Cheese doesn’t ask but Hawk and Reaver go back to their respective corners.

Jetster hauls the Cong Man to his feet and Irish-whips him off the ropes, as Cong comes back Jetster swings for a clothesline but Cong duck underneath it, grabbing the back of Jetster’s neck and hitting a neckbreaker as he goes! The King of barbed wire struggles to his corner and goes to make the tag, but Hawk turns his back on him!!! By This time Reaver has tagger in and runs straight at Cong! Reaver goes for a running drop-kick but Cong takes a step back! As Reaver falls straight on his butt The Cong Man grbas his legs and nails the Banana split! Double leg-drop in the grapefruits of Reaver!

The Cong Man wastes no time sitting Reaver straight up and locking on a sitting full-nelson. He’s turned it over!!! The Banana Peel is locked right in! But it’s Mouldy Cheese!!! The referee with a big right hand to the Cong Man!!! “That’s not fair!” Screams Michael Cole. Jetster and Hawk rush into the ring and all four men begin pounding on Cong! Hawk pulls Cong to his feet and---screwdriver!!! He just dropped him right on his neck!

But wait what on earth is this now?!? A disturbance behind the announcers table and The Cong Man jumps over the barrier---erm---hold on That’s the Cong Man?!? So who’s in the gorilla suit? What is going on?!? CLANG!!! Brabed wire chair shot to Reaver!!! Reaver’s face instantly becomes a crimson mass as Hawk and Mouldy Cheese go for the Cong Man. Double DDT, the Cong Man goes down hard!OH MY GOD!!! From underneath the ring!!!! It’s RkS coming to the aid of the Cong Man. RkS face buster on Hawk!!! Straight to the chair!!! Hawk and Jetster over power Rickoss though and he goes down.

Through the crowd now comes Kid Rock and his partner Longy, he’s got a crowbar!!! He goes over to where the Cong Man is lying and raises it up! He’s gonna injure the Cong Man!!! No, wait he turns! He’s hit Jetster with it! The battered and bruised four elements quickly make their way to the back as Kid Rock helps his arch enemy the Cong Man back to his feet! What is all this about?

A nervous silence fills the air as the Cong Man and Kid Rock stare at each other for what seems like an eternity. They embrace!!! Kid Rock and the Cong Man are on the same page!!! Who would ever have thought it? Longy helps the other Cong Man back to his feet and as he does his mask falls off revealing himself as the Rat(Allardini)!!!
These five men just pulled a swerve on the four elements!!!

The Cong Man quickly grabs the microphone from Ring Announcer Tony Chimmel. “Well, you all know who I am, but do you know who WE are?” The fans cheer loudly. “We are the men who are gonna clear up this federation. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the soon to be most powerful faction in the history of the CAW division---Myself, The Rat, RkS, Longy and of course Kiiiiiiid Rock!!!” The fans cheer even more loudly. “Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the forum now formally known as “The Infamous Five. Nuff Said”

Thanks for reading.
(B-([)
So there you have it---some major twists leading up to ‘Rumble...’ But you can bet that our commisioner isn’t going to take this blow lying down………

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