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The good, the Gad and the ugly.
A western spoof where Meka Dragon, the sherrif has a tussle with the new hot shot in town. Possibly J Savo or some other hot headed n00b. There would be a sartrical role as the sherrifs deputy, perhaps Tony or Mr Snuggly, and a role for insane bartender as, the bartender. Oh, and Drunk Cow can play a distressed hooker.
Gad finger
Another 0069 spoof. Tribute and some other retards can stumble around and fight people and argue whether they died of not in the preceeding episode. Ill be cast as the boffin or something equally ridiculous and rabbit<>K will criticise anyone who dislikes it. Oh, and Drunk Cow can play a distressed hooker.
Gad with the wind
A twisted love story between Goatboy and Gerrid. Featuring pb as the jealous brother in law and Drunk Cow as gerrids ex-wife who falls for the butler. A perverse tale all in all, but can feature random people as garden gnomes or pool attendents.
Lord of the Gad's
Lord of the rings spoof featuring Mr Snuggly as Gandalf, Tribute as Frodo, AfroJoe as Sam, Sheepy as that sword guy with the beard, Gerrid as the camp, long blonde haired archer and Drunk Cow as the lady of the lake.
All of them in the quest to retreive the Gad's from Meka's cave or eternal DOOOOM.
Lord of the Gad's 2: The twin forums
The same as before basically. You can ride on the sucess of the first spoof in the safe knowlegde everyone will read this one.
I know what you Gad last summer
A teen horror spoof featuring the killer as maddmun. The victims can be, pretty much whoever you dislike in the forums, and Drunk Cow would be cast, obviously, as the 'easy' teen girl, the reporter woman, the hapless first victim, and the killers mum.
Well theres the plans, I dont have the time or patience to write another spoof for a while, but im sure some of you are craving inspiration. Feel free to submit your own spoof ideas.
Thanks for reading
-kyz22-
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Spoofs are gay.
>
> Other than a terrible pun in the name they're not real spoofs of
> anything.
>
> Let's rename them to 'Gay stories featuring Internet lovers'
>
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> Ditto.
>
> With a capital Ditto.
... You can't have a capital Ditto, unless you write it in capital letters, which you didn't!
> Let's rename them to 'Gay stories featuring Internet lovers'
No, you see that just wouldnt work.
i) Nobody would want to write them
ii) (Gay story featuring internet lovers) would look silly on the end of a post name
iii) Thirdly it would... Oh, you were taking the mickey, I see
Other than a terrible pun in the name they're not real spoofs of anything.
Let's rename them to 'Gay stories featuring Internet lovers'
> Hey man you dissin my spoof! :P
nah, your spoofs are great, *giggles*
Victim : Why * cough* did you do it?
Me : Because, when everyone is dead, I'll be able to get all the GAD's as there will be no-one else writing topics! Muhahaha! I've never won a GAD, and they are my only weakness, oops....
Meka Dragon comes flying in and I die,
See, I'm a crap writer