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"How Fast Can You Spank The Monkey?"

I found this and its great considering you all love talking about spanking monkeys and monkeys in general.

http://www.er-no.com/games/flamjam.swf

You all better not beat my 285mph spank!

:-D

Seriously, I got 845.

I have discovered a slight bug in the program, however :)

SHEEPY wrote:
> Funny how it keeps rising
>
> Errr 2567 mph

er-no ent noticed, (man my jokes are corney)

You are cheating! Thats not a straight spank, you are tricking your monkey.

Hmpf!

I got 700-something

It's all luck, I can't actually work the damn thing.

Sometimes it stops before I slap because MY MOUSE IS CRAP

51mph \o/

848.

I'm damn sure that's nearly impossible to beat.

I've got 848 five slaps in a row. I'm now 99% sure it cannot be beaten.

Is anyone else using the same sneaky method as me, or have you not found it yet?

VenomByte wrote:
> I've got 848 five slaps in a row. I'm now 99% sure it cannot be
> beaten.
>
> Is anyone else using the same sneaky method as me, or have you not
> found it yet?

It happened once but I cannot work out how it did it.

I tried and I tried and I tried and I got 186mph.

Click and hold the mouse button on left hand side of the hand. Drag it slowly backwards, until your mouse pointer moves out of the window. The hand shoudl finish up as far to the right as it can go. Now that your mouse pointer is out of the window, you can move it around without moving the hand. I suggest you move it around the edge of the screen, over to the front. Then move it slowly forwards back into the window, and see the hand rocket across.

You've then covered the maximum possible distance in the minimum possible time.

I rule.