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I am the Tarrant: Hello, and welcome to Who Wants to Be a Staff Millionaire. Here are today’s contestants.
Tony!
Mr. Snuggly!
Bob!
Darkus!
schroeder!
Hybrid Valves!
Loki!
Brad!
Beards!
DW!
The rest of the staffies had better things to do
I am the Tarrant: First starter question, then.
Which of these teams appears in the Italian Serie A?
a) Malaga
b) Boca Juniors
c) Spartak
d) Parma
And, only 3 people got that right, but in the fastest time.. Bob! Come on up, Bob.
Bob: I am a good person.
I am the Tarrant: Right you are... Anyway, first question.
Which of these is a cricketer?
a) Brian Lara
b) Billy the Kid
c) Barney
d) Antonio Moralez Hionio Marojio Yozio Banguelio.
Bob: Brian Lara... is a good person.
I am the Tarrant: Correct!.. at least, I think you meant Brian Lara.. weirdo. Anywho...
I am the Tarrant: Which SR staffie gets paid the most?
a) Tony
b) Mr. Snuggly
c) A work experience kid
d) Loki
Bob: Those Work Expo kids get more than the other 3 put together. Work Expo kids are bad persons.
I am the Tarrant: Correct!
Michael Owen made his Premiership debut for Liverpool against which team?
a) Coventry
b) Wimbledon
c) Southampton
d) Newcastle
Bob: Can I.. phone a friend?
I am the Tarrant: No. As said last time, this is a games show, not a socialising event. And I don’t want you to.
Bob: 50/50?
I am the Tarrant: I’ll see how much money you get up to first.
Bob: You are a stupid person.
I am the Tarrant: Yeah, I sure am...
Bob: Can I ask the Audience?
I am the Tarrant: No. They are trying to enjoy the show, they don’t want you hassling them.
Bob: Do you know how this game works, you big, stupid, ugly, oa...
I am the Tarrant: And Bob sadly goes away with only 1, 000 pounds today!
Bob: But I was on 64, 000!!! I should at least get 32, 000...
Bob: Urgh... You... You... Bad Person!
I am the Tarrant: Next starter question...
Which of these is not a make of car?
a) Ferrari
b)
c) Viper
d) Suzuki
Well, the answer is Viper. And everyone got it right! In the quickest time.. Hybrid Valves. Come on up, Hybry!
Hybrid: Never call me that again.
I am the Tarrant: I won’t, HYBRY!
Hybrid: I am prettier than you. Say.. are you a girl? You have nice eyes.
I am the Tarrant: No, I am a Man. A non-gay man. Please. Go.
Hybrid: Fire away with the questions, baby.
I am the Tarrant: um..
Which came first?
a) Chicken
b) Egg
c) Hoovers
d) Adam & Eve
Hybrid: D?
I am the Tarrant: Right!
Which of these women you tried to chat up is really a male 50 year old pervert from Hull?
a) Mystique
b) Me
c) That lady in the audience
d) schroeder
Hybrid: Mystique. I think.
I am the Tarrant: Correct!
Which of these companies does not make videogames?
a) Konami
b) Microsoft
c) Toyota
d) Nintendo
Hybrid: Oh, we know about this - I work at a place that sells this. I’ll say.. Microsoft. Because they only make computers.
I am the Tarrant: You leave with 32, 000. You didn’t know that Microsoft make games, and Toyota don’t. My, Special Reserve must be the best place for all your gaming needs.
Well, my producer has just said that seeing Tony is the boss, he automatically gets to come on. So come on up, Tony!
Tony: Get away from me, evil man!
I am the Tarrant: eh? Just sit down.
I am the Tarrant Okay, first que..
Tony: Silence, evil-doer!
I am the Tarrant: Pardon?
Tony: Get away! Back, back, evil Devil-man.
I am the Tarrant: What do you mean?
Tony: I can sense it. Your all full of the Devil, and evil forces!
I am the Tarrant: Crazy old man.
Tony: What did you call me?
I am the Tarrant: Don’t wor..
Tony: Don’t even talk. I don’t want your Devil-sent words littering the air around me.
I am the Tarrant: But, you see, if I talk, you get the chance to win a million pounds.
Tony: I don’t want your money, hell-dweller.
I am the Tarrant: So why come on a show which allows you to win money?
Tony: Don’t use that tone of voice with me, young man!
I am the Tarrant: Or you’ll what? Hit me with your walking stick.
*Tarrant steps up, and walks round to Tony*
Tarrant: Hit me, then. Hit me!
Tony: Back, Devil, back. Back! Back, I say, BACK!
*Tony pulls out a revolver, and fires 3 shots into Tarrants head. Security men arrive, and drag Tony off*
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And so, it ends. The Millionaire series comes to an end, after a deranged Tony shot the presenter. Who knows, maybe one day someone will replace Tarrant as the new presenter.
"Never stop hoping, as hope is the first step in every ladder"
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I checked, and it was Delorean.
De**rean.
Delo**an.
Any reason why they'd take that off?
De**rean.
Delo**an.
Any reason why they'd take that off?
Asher D wrote:
> What happened to b) on that car question?
I don't know, you posted the thing.
> What happened to b) on that car question?
I don't know, you posted the thing.
PsychoticKiller wrote:
> Mystique is ticked off... Watch out
*****
No she's not.
> Mystique is ticked off... Watch out
*****
No she's not.
Great stuff Asher.
Perhaps an xmas special would be welcome though, please!
Perhaps an xmas special would be welcome though, please!
Which of these women you tried to chat up is really a male 50 year old pervert from Hull?
a) Mystique
b) Me
c) That lady in the audience
d) schroeder
Hybrid: Mystique. I think.
I am the Tarrant: Correct!
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Mystique is ticked off... Watch out
a) Mystique
b) Me
c) That lady in the audience
d) schroeder
Hybrid: Mystique. I think.
I am the Tarrant: Correct!
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Mystique is ticked off... Watch out
Asher D wrote:
> What happened to b) on that car question?
What did it originally say? Perhaps it was for legal reasons..?
> What happened to b) on that car question?
What did it originally say? Perhaps it was for legal reasons..?
Which of these women you tried to chat up is really a male 50 year old pervert from Hull?
a) Mystique
b) Me
c) That lady in the audience
d) schroeder
Hybrid: Mystique. I think.
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OH!
a) Mystique
b) Me
c) That lady in the audience
d) schroeder
Hybrid: Mystique. I think.
********
OH!
What happened to b) on that car question?
Super post Asher D.
great post....yep
:-D
:-D
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