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"Who Wants To Be A Staff Millionaire?"

I am the Tarrant: Hello, and welcome to Who Wants to Be a Staff Millionaire. Here are today’s contestants.
Tony!
Mr. Snuggly!
Bob!
Darkus!
schroeder!
Hybrid Valves!
Loki!
Brad!
Beards!
DW!
The rest of the staffies had better things to do , so we had to make do with this bunch. We are assured that if you combine all their brains, you’ll get a brain nearly as intelligent as that of a Panda. Anyway, on to the show.

I am the Tarrant: First starter question, then.
Which of these teams appears in the Italian Serie A?
a) Malaga
b) Boca Juniors
c) Spartak
d) Parma

And, only 3 people got that right, but in the fastest time.. Bob! Come on up, Bob.

Bob: I am a good person.

I am the Tarrant: Right you are... Anyway, first question.
Which of these is a cricketer?
a) Brian Lara
b) Billy the Kid
c) Barney
d) Antonio Moralez Hionio Marojio Yozio Banguelio.

Bob: Brian Lara... is a good person.

I am the Tarrant: Correct!.. at least, I think you meant Brian Lara.. weirdo. Anywho...



I am the Tarrant: Which SR staffie gets paid the most?
a) Tony
b) Mr. Snuggly
c) A work experience kid
d) Loki

Bob: Those Work Expo kids get more than the other 3 put together. Work Expo kids are bad persons.

I am the Tarrant: Correct!


Michael Owen made his Premiership debut for Liverpool against which team?
a) Coventry
b) Wimbledon
c) Southampton
d) Newcastle

Bob: Can I.. phone a friend?

I am the Tarrant: No. As said last time, this is a games show, not a socialising event. And I don’t want you to.

Bob: 50/50?

I am the Tarrant: I’ll see how much money you get up to first.

Bob: You are a stupid person.

I am the Tarrant: Yeah, I sure am...

Bob: Can I ask the Audience?

I am the Tarrant: No. They are trying to enjoy the show, they don’t want you hassling them.

Bob: Do you know how this game works, you big, stupid, ugly, oa...

I am the Tarrant: And Bob sadly goes away with only 1, 000 pounds today!

Bob: But I was on 64, 000!!! I should at least get 32, 000...



Bob: Urgh... You... You... Bad Person!

I am the Tarrant: Next starter question...
Which of these is not a make of car?
a) Ferrari
b)
c) Viper
d) Suzuki

Well, the answer is Viper. And everyone got it right! In the quickest time.. Hybrid Valves. Come on up, Hybry!

Hybrid: Never call me that again.

I am the Tarrant: I won’t, HYBRY!

Hybrid: I am prettier than you. Say.. are you a girl? You have nice eyes.

I am the Tarrant: No, I am a Man. A non-gay man. Please. Go.

Hybrid: Fire away with the questions, baby.

I am the Tarrant: um..
Which came first?
a) Chicken
b) Egg
c) Hoovers
d) Adam & Eve

Hybrid: D?

I am the Tarrant: Right!
Which of these women you tried to chat up is really a male 50 year old pervert from Hull?
a) Mystique
b) Me
c) That lady in the audience
d) schroeder

Hybrid: Mystique. I think.

I am the Tarrant: Correct!


Which of these companies does not make videogames?
a) Konami
b) Microsoft
c) Toyota
d) Nintendo

Hybrid: Oh, we know about this - I work at a place that sells this. I’ll say.. Microsoft. Because they only make computers.

I am the Tarrant: You leave with 32, 000. You didn’t know that Microsoft make games, and Toyota don’t. My, Special Reserve must be the best place for all your gaming needs.
Well, my producer has just said that seeing Tony is the boss, he automatically gets to come on. So come on up, Tony!



Tony: Get away from me, evil man!

I am the Tarrant: eh? Just sit down.



I am the Tarrant Okay, first que..

Tony: Silence, evil-doer!

I am the Tarrant: Pardon?

Tony: Get away! Back, back, evil Devil-man.

I am the Tarrant: What do you mean?

Tony: I can sense it. Your all full of the Devil, and evil forces!

I am the Tarrant: Crazy old man.

Tony: What did you call me?

I am the Tarrant: Don’t wor..

Tony: Don’t even talk. I don’t want your Devil-sent words littering the air around me.

I am the Tarrant: But, you see, if I talk, you get the chance to win a million pounds.

Tony: I don’t want your money, hell-dweller.

I am the Tarrant: So why come on a show which allows you to win money?

Tony: Don’t use that tone of voice with me, young man!

I am the Tarrant: Or you’ll what? Hit me with your walking stick.

*Tarrant steps up, and walks round to Tony*

Tarrant: Hit me, then. Hit me!

Tony: Back, Devil, back. Back! Back, I say, BACK!

*Tony pulls out a revolver, and fires 3 shots into Tarrants head. Security men arrive, and drag Tony off*

_______________

And so, it ends. The Millionaire series comes to an end, after a deranged Tony shot the presenter. Who knows, maybe one day someone will replace Tarrant as the new presenter.

"Never stop hoping, as hope is the first step in every ladder"

I am the Tarrant: Hello, and welcome to Who Wants to Be a Staff Millionaire. Here are today’s contestants.
Tony!
Mr. Snuggly!
Bob!
Darkus!
schroeder!
Hybrid Valves!
Loki!
Brad!
Beards!
DW!
The rest of the staffies had better things to do , so we had to make do with this bunch. We are assured that if you combine all their brains, you’ll get a brain nearly as intelligent as that of a Panda. Anyway, on to the show.

I am the Tarrant: First starter question, then.
Which of these teams appears in the Italian Serie A?
a) Malaga
b) Boca Juniors
c) Spartak
d) Parma

And, only 3 people got that right, but in the fastest time.. Bob! Come on up, Bob.

Bob: I am a good person.

I am the Tarrant: Right you are... Anyway, first question.
Which of these is a cricketer?
a) Brian Lara
b) Billy the Kid
c) Barney
d) Antonio Moralez Hionio Marojio Yozio Banguelio.

Bob: Brian Lara... is a good person.

I am the Tarrant: Correct!.. at least, I think you meant Brian Lara.. weirdo. Anywho...



I am the Tarrant: Which SR staffie gets paid the most?
a) Tony
b) Mr. Snuggly
c) A work experience kid
d) Loki

Bob: Those Work Expo kids get more than the other 3 put together. Work Expo kids are bad persons.

I am the Tarrant: Correct!


Michael Owen made his Premiership debut for Liverpool against which team?
a) Coventry
b) Wimbledon
c) Southampton
d) Newcastle

Bob: Can I.. phone a friend?

I am the Tarrant: No. As said last time, this is a games show, not a socialising event. And I don’t want you to.

Bob: 50/50?

I am the Tarrant: I’ll see how much money you get up to first.

Bob: You are a stupid person.

I am the Tarrant: Yeah, I sure am...

Bob: Can I ask the Audience?

I am the Tarrant: No. They are trying to enjoy the show, they don’t want you hassling them.

Bob: Do you know how this game works, you big, stupid, ugly, oa...

I am the Tarrant: And Bob sadly goes away with only 1, 000 pounds today!

Bob: But I was on 64, 000!!! I should at least get 32, 000...



Bob: Urgh... You... You... Bad Person!

I am the Tarrant: Next starter question...
Which of these is not a make of car?
a) Ferrari
b)
c) Viper
d) Suzuki

Well, the answer is Viper. And everyone got it right! In the quickest time.. Hybrid Valves. Come on up, Hybry!

Hybrid: Never call me that again.

I am the Tarrant: I won’t, HYBRY!

Hybrid: I am prettier than you. Say.. are you a girl? You have nice eyes.

I am the Tarrant: No, I am a Man. A non-gay man. Please. Go.

Hybrid: Fire away with the questions, baby.

I am the Tarrant: um..
Which came first?
a) Chicken
b) Egg
c) Hoovers
d) Adam & Eve

Hybrid: D?

I am the Tarrant: Right!
Which of these women you tried to chat up is really a male 50 year old pervert from Hull?
a) Mystique
b) Me
c) That lady in the audience
d) schroeder

Hybrid: Mystique. I think.

I am the Tarrant: Correct!


Which of these companies does not make videogames?
a) Konami
b) Microsoft
c) Toyota
d) Nintendo

Hybrid: Oh, we know about this - I work at a place that sells this. I’ll say.. Microsoft. Because they only make computers.

I am the Tarrant: You leave with 32, 000. You didn’t know that Microsoft make games, and Toyota don’t. My, Special Reserve must be the best place for all your gaming needs.
Well, my producer has just said that seeing Tony is the boss, he automatically gets to come on. So come on up, Tony!



Tony: Get away from me, evil man!

I am the Tarrant: eh? Just sit down.



I am the Tarrant Okay, first que..

Tony: Silence, evil-doer!

I am the Tarrant: Pardon?

Tony: Get away! Back, back, evil Devil-man.

I am the Tarrant: What do you mean?

Tony: I can sense it. Your all full of the Devil, and evil forces!

I am the Tarrant: Crazy old man.

Tony: What did you call me?

I am the Tarrant: Don’t wor..

Tony: Don’t even talk. I don’t want your Devil-sent words littering the air around me.

I am the Tarrant: But, you see, if I talk, you get the chance to win a million pounds.

Tony: I don’t want your money, hell-dweller.

I am the Tarrant: So why come on a show which allows you to win money?

Tony: Don’t use that tone of voice with me, young man!

I am the Tarrant: Or you’ll what? Hit me with your walking stick.

*Tarrant steps up, and walks round to Tony*

Tarrant: Hit me, then. Hit me!

Tony: Back, Devil, back. Back! Back, I say, BACK!

*Tony pulls out a revolver, and fires 3 shots into Tarrants head. Security men arrive, and drag Tony off*

_______________

And so, it ends. The Millionaire series comes to an end, after a deranged Tony shot the presenter. Who knows, maybe one day someone will replace Tarrant as the new presenter.

"Never stop hoping, as hope is the first step in every ladder"

I never got in :c(

But I got on the show :c)

Brad is no longer a staffie. Anyway, still as amazing as the original one. I loved the question about Mystique from Hull...ahem. Well done Mr. D.

Brilliant Asher. Purely brilliant. Hilarious ending, I just gotta say.
Aw man, I'm gonna read that again. Funny all the way through. Brilliant.
Don't worry, I'll shut up now.

Where's the 'Who is Asher D's brother?' question? Eh? Eh? :-D

Nice post

Nice post Asher.

Hey man great post.

It should be in Capitals.

And it needs a full stop at the end, even if it is immediately followed by other punctuation.

BEARDS.

You see?

Being pedantic is cool.

Heh.

:-)

there goes another great post by asher d