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John Davidson. BBC1. Swearing like a docker - and he can't help it! Obviously it's tragic because it's an incurable medical condition, but YOU try not to laugh.
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SHEEPY wrote:
I love it too bits... SMACK
She's always there
> wherever I go, then it went away.
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That was the bit that still has me laughing now.
Stroking the dog and then WALLOP and off slinks the dog, "Oh ay, she leaves when I start to tic eh?"
Strange that.
The original programme was an hour of teenage John swearing and gobbing at everyone.
I'm so pleased they showed some of the original one.
And I still can't get my head around why they let him coach football to little kids.
Comedy aside, I didn't laugh once at the little kid with it.
Wasn't any humour in watching him screaming and pulling faces like that.
Should have just been John punching his mate in the chest as he drove and whacking the mirror.
That was comedy.
And the trip to Safeway, smashing himself in the face with a CD.
Fantastic
I love it too bits... SMACK
She's always there
> wherever I go, then it went away.
---
That was the bit that still has me laughing now.
Stroking the dog and then WALLOP and off slinks the dog, "Oh ay, she leaves when I start to tic eh?"
Strange that.
The original programme was an hour of teenage John swearing and gobbing at everyone.
I'm so pleased they showed some of the original one.
And I still can't get my head around why they let him coach football to little kids.
Comedy aside, I didn't laugh once at the little kid with it.
Wasn't any humour in watching him screaming and pulling faces like that.
Should have just been John punching his mate in the chest as he drove and whacking the mirror.
That was comedy.
And the trip to Safeway, smashing himself in the face with a CD.
Fantastic
You got the dog one...
I love it too bits... SMACK
She's always there wherever I go, then it went away.
His mum never really like him which is sad.
The conversation at the '89 dinner table had me in tears.
Anyway.
Gallashields was where he was from, not that far away from me.
I love it too bits... SMACK
She's always there wherever I go, then it went away.
His mum never really like him which is sad.
The conversation at the '89 dinner table had me in tears.
Anyway.
Gallashields was where he was from, not that far away from me.
Yeah the little kid was devestating, he was so depressed and only 8.
John, however, is a genuine star. No irony, I think he's fantastic.
And the bits with him teaching footie to the kids was amazing, Sheepy's right, you just couldn't not laugh.
You try watching a guy shout "F---ing p-ssface" at a 7yr old that missed a goal without snorting back gales of laughter.
Couldn't do it.
John, however, is a genuine star. No irony, I think he's fantastic.
And the bits with him teaching footie to the kids was amazing, Sheepy's right, you just couldn't not laugh.
You try watching a guy shout "F---ing p-ssface" at a 7yr old that missed a goal without snorting back gales of laughter.
Couldn't do it.
It's finished...
I tried MY BEST not too laugh but some things were painfully funny.
First of all thought I did feel really sorry for that kid in England, that really sucked.
Anyway I would love to be-friend him he seems a perfectly nice guy :)
How on earth did he get a job coaching a football team for kids...
" Just put that money in yer pocket in case ye lose it "
" F...in Ar..hole "
That was so good. OR when he kept hitting his mate.
Or in safeway or whatever... shouting F..k at the old couples and the looks on their face...
" F..k C...t... that'll be £7.78 please "
" Oh aye how ye doing? F..k "
I feel sorry for him but it is funny.
There is something with that illness that just isn't right.
I think the world would be a better place if everyone at full Terrets syndrom.
I did feel sorry for them though
I tried MY BEST not too laugh but some things were painfully funny.
First of all thought I did feel really sorry for that kid in England, that really sucked.
Anyway I would love to be-friend him he seems a perfectly nice guy :)
How on earth did he get a job coaching a football team for kids...
" Just put that money in yer pocket in case ye lose it "
" F...in Ar..hole "
That was so good. OR when he kept hitting his mate.
Or in safeway or whatever... shouting F..k at the old couples and the looks on their face...
" F..k C...t... that'll be £7.78 please "
" Oh aye how ye doing? F..k "
I feel sorry for him but it is funny.
There is something with that illness that just isn't right.
I think the world would be a better place if everyone at full Terrets syndrom.
I did feel sorry for them though
monkey_man wrote:
> Maybe we could start the official 'Buy John A Pint, He's Not Mad' Club?
It's a thought!
I was in tears when he was stroking his dog saying how much he loved it, and then whacked it in the face.
Telling moment was his mum showing the pics of her kids on the wall:
"Have you got any of John up there?"
"Umm...no, not up here. I have got one somewhere...hang on...I know I do...there you go" (in a drawer)
But the sight of him wandering down the street, shouting "F---" at strangers followed up by "Hey, how ye doin'?" to someone he knew - Top TV moments in the making.
> Maybe we could start the official 'Buy John A Pint, He's Not Mad' Club?
It's a thought!
I was in tears when he was stroking his dog saying how much he loved it, and then whacked it in the face.
Telling moment was his mum showing the pics of her kids on the wall:
"Have you got any of John up there?"
"Umm...no, not up here. I have got one somewhere...hang on...I know I do...there you go" (in a drawer)
But the sight of him wandering down the street, shouting "F---" at strangers followed up by "Hey, how ye doin'?" to someone he knew - Top TV moments in the making.
It's about to start
Huzzah
Huzzah
Maybe we could start the official 'Buy John A Pint, He's Not Mad' Club?
Oh man, the working with kids was brilliant.
You can't tell me those kids don't think he's a goddamn hero. They don't think he's a freak or weird, he's their idol, I can tell.
That little kid did get to me, pulling the faces and his parents saying how he'd asked them to kill him several times.
Poor little sod, that was heartbreaking.
But John was 100% comedy gold, and he was laughing as well.
"I'd love tae meet a woman, but...y'know? What do you do? Hello I'm John, would you like a drink? And then I shout F--K in her face and spit on her? It's kinda hard to meet people, y'know?"
And wandering round the supermarket as an adult at the checkout "F--- Off!" and everyone just ignoring him except for one old boy that looked like John had just crapped in his hat and threw it at his wife.
And in the car, smashing the mirror and then punching his mate, who was in hysterics all the time.
Brilliant stuff, and the bit that made me jet tea from my nose?
"As a kid, mum would never tell me where the presents where, cos they know I'd shout it out so my brother would keep asking me where they were, knowing I'd explode and shout it out and then he'd be like 'Nice one John, cheers!"
Swearing Punch John is fantastic, I'd go with him to the pub.
You can't tell me those kids don't think he's a goddamn hero. They don't think he's a freak or weird, he's their idol, I can tell.
That little kid did get to me, pulling the faces and his parents saying how he'd asked them to kill him several times.
Poor little sod, that was heartbreaking.
But John was 100% comedy gold, and he was laughing as well.
"I'd love tae meet a woman, but...y'know? What do you do? Hello I'm John, would you like a drink? And then I shout F--K in her face and spit on her? It's kinda hard to meet people, y'know?"
And wandering round the supermarket as an adult at the checkout "F--- Off!" and everyone just ignoring him except for one old boy that looked like John had just crapped in his hat and threw it at his wife.
And in the car, smashing the mirror and then punching his mate, who was in hysterics all the time.
Brilliant stuff, and the bit that made me jet tea from my nose?
"As a kid, mum would never tell me where the presents where, cos they know I'd shout it out so my brother would keep asking me where they were, knowing I'd explode and shout it out and then he'd be like 'Nice one John, cheers!"
Swearing Punch John is fantastic, I'd go with him to the pub.
I tell ya SHEEPY, you have got a treat in store! Maybe you'll understand some words that us English folk couldn't. What kind of country is Scotland that it lets a man who cannae help swearing, hitting things and barking like a loon, take a group of kids for football practice!? Do you live anywhere near the magical swearbox man?
20 minutes before it's on in my area anyway.
I remember Billy Connoly went on about someone in America who had the same thing.
It was in America at Christmas and he would talk to him so often and one day when he was walking out a shop... in which was playing 12 days of Christmas...
" A partridge in a FUN OFF! "
Well it is sad but also sick humour.
I remember Billy Connoly went on about someone in America who had the same thing.
It was in America at Christmas and he would talk to him so often and one day when he was walking out a shop... in which was playing 12 days of Christmas...
" A partridge in a FUN OFF! "
Well it is sad but also sick humour.
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