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You wanted to just gently blunt their affection. Gently crush their puppy-like enthusiasm, and redirect it to a more appropriate level. But they remain attached, something unsavorily clinging to the soul of your more stylee footwear.
So you've become irritatingly slow to respond to phone messages. Stopped taking out the bubble gum before kissing. Began to use other peoples names at intimate moments 'by mistake'. You're going home from parties with other blokes/blokettes.
But they still don't seem to have noticed.
You've been too kind for too long - they're really not going to respond to subtle. Adapt these famous insults for use directly, or (even better) use in discussing your victim in loud sure-to-be-overheard phone or restaurant conversations.
It's the Insult-O-Matic!
http://www.weirdcandy.com/insult.htm
Go there - it rules! :0)
So you've become irritatingly slow to respond to phone messages. Stopped taking out the bubble gum before kissing. Began to use other peoples names at intimate moments 'by mistake'. You're going home from parties with other blokes/blokettes.
But they still don't seem to have noticed.
You've been too kind for too long - they're really not going to respond to subtle. Adapt these famous insults for use directly, or (even better) use in discussing your victim in loud sure-to-be-overheard phone or restaurant conversations.
It's the Insult-O-Matic!
http://www.weirdcandy.com/insult.htm
Go there - it rules! :0)
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cabbageboy fancies $h@neo
Dav1d wrote:
> Does anyone bother replying to shaneo's stupid little topics
> anymore?......
(Damn I just did, didnt I)
Meh. I hope you weren't being serious :0)
"Shaneo is actually a celebrity, and one of my fave people on the forums. He is actually quite funny."
*Bows*
Thank ye very much sire.
"However, he cheats. And that is impossible to stop"
Not anymore. Haven't copied since the days of Salevaa. Well, I mean since I registered as Salevaa.
"*SonicRav gets bicycle pump, attaches to Shaneo's ego, and pumps like a mad thing*"
ROFL! Sounds like the balloon animals scene out of Shrek :0)
"Yeah, rarely does a single day go by where Shaneo does not copy at least six reviews. Been constantly cheating for at least four years, he has. Damn him to hell. yeah."
ROFL! I deem this topic "The Sarcasm Topic", for all to insult and be sarcastic, like I am lightly being right now.
"Ah what the hell.
*jumps on the "I H8 whats-his-face"*
Shaneo? you copying satanist!"
What can I say? I'm worth it :0) Wait - what am I saying!?
*Shoots self*
> Does anyone bother replying to shaneo's stupid little topics
> anymore?......
(Damn I just did, didnt I)
Meh. I hope you weren't being serious :0)
"Shaneo is actually a celebrity, and one of my fave people on the forums. He is actually quite funny."
*Bows*
Thank ye very much sire.
"However, he cheats. And that is impossible to stop"
Not anymore. Haven't copied since the days of Salevaa. Well, I mean since I registered as Salevaa.
"*SonicRav gets bicycle pump, attaches to Shaneo's ego, and pumps like a mad thing*"
ROFL! Sounds like the balloon animals scene out of Shrek :0)
"Yeah, rarely does a single day go by where Shaneo does not copy at least six reviews. Been constantly cheating for at least four years, he has. Damn him to hell. yeah."
ROFL! I deem this topic "The Sarcasm Topic", for all to insult and be sarcastic, like I am lightly being right now.
"Ah what the hell.
*jumps on the "I H8 whats-his-face"*
Shaneo? you copying satanist!"
What can I say? I'm worth it :0) Wait - what am I saying!?
*Shoots self*
Ah what the hell.
*jumps on the "I H8 whats-his-face"*
Shaneo? you copying satanist!
*jumps on the "I H8 whats-his-face"*
Shaneo? you copying satanist!
Yeah, rarely does a single day go by where Shaneo does not copy at least six reviews. Been constantly cheating for at least four years, he has. Damn him to hell. yeah.
The best insult I have heard of was from a (mythical?) conversation between some actress called Margot and Jean Harlow.
Now Jean Harlow was a bit mean and nasty so she deliberately provked the your Margot by pronouncing the 't' (it should be pronounced Margo). This finally resulted in an annoyed Margot delivering the killer insult:
"It's a silent 't', as in Harlow"
Now Jean Harlow was a bit mean and nasty so she deliberately provked the your Margot by pronouncing the 't' (it should be pronounced Margo). This finally resulted in an annoyed Margot delivering the killer insult:
"It's a silent 't', as in Harlow"
ah the guy makes me laugh what can i say. :)
*SonicRav gets bicycle pump, attaches to Shaneo's ego, and pumps like a mad thing*
:-)
:-)
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