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(presenter: Tony) Welcome, to shooting stars. Welcome, whoever you ares!
I like gaming,
But there's non-stop complaining,
from all those guys who think they're shoot-ing starrrrrrrrss!
(announcer: That voice on Crazy Taxi 2) That's right, we're back and welcome to Shooting stars! This week we got some amaaaaaazing contenders!
On team A we have President Hiroshi Yamauchi of Nintendo co, the noticable Ant, and the incresingly anxious Dringo!
And on team B, we have special guests such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario and Lara Croft!
(Tony) Anyway, we can't have a game of shooting stars without Ali-doors. So everybody stand up for Aliiiiii!
"He's a baby. He's a baby! He's a baby! He's a baby!"
Here we have the True or False round! I will ask each of you a game related question and you each have to answer 'Is it true? Or is it false?'
Hiroshi, True or false. Mario got stuck in Princess toadstool's pipes?
(Hiroshi:) Well don't be so rediculous! Of course he didn't! Nintendo have an image to keep up! We're not going to allow adult material to come anywhere near our consoles!
(Tony:)Is that so?
(Hiroshi:) That was totally uncalled for! Your show will never have any deals with Shigeru now for making games for Nintendo!
(Tony) But is it true? Or is it false?
(Hiroshi) False!
(Tony) Wrong!
Lara Croft, here's one for you. If you indulge yourself in the pleasures of the adult kind, would your body snap and you die a happy young girl?
(Lara - giggling) That's obviously false!
(Tony) It's true!
(Lara) Yes, all of you look! You may have done the naked lara cheat, but I am still a virgin! It's all true!
(Tony)
One for you Dringo, Edgy's Axe grows larger when he tells a lie.
(Dringo) hehe, well that sounds so stupid it must be true!
(Tony)It's false! You lose! You lose! You looooooooose!
*cough*
Sorry about that. Sonic, a hedgehog can only die by being flattened by an oncoming car. True or False?
(Sonic) Well that's obviouly false! I've almost had a few close shaves in my time!
(Tony) I'm sorry, that's true!
Ant, are you ready?
Ants can carry 7 times their body weight.
(Ant) True!
(Tony) Lets see shall we! Dringo, if you would like to pull that lever....
It's false!
Mario, you've got the last question. Luigi has managed to get inside your princess's pipes whilst inside her castle. True of False?
(Mario) H0-ho-hoooo Ita wouldn't be a Luigi! He isa my twin brother! Ho-ho-hooooo
(Tony) It's true.
Well that's two of our contestants gone now! So Ali-doors, what are the scores?
(Ali) Dringo's team have 10 points but in the lead with 27 points it's Sonics team!
(tony)Well, we might as well go straight to the quick fire round because we've lost too many people to continue with anything else, plus I wanna see if Peach and her rosy little cheeks are free for tonight.
Anyway, as always, the quickfire round will finish when you hear this noise:
(Ali) Idiot!
(Tony) What species of animal is Sonic?
(Sonic) Hedgehog?
(Tony) Nope, species 40294, not worth assimulating. Question two: What type of games do Nintendo make?
(Dringo) Brilliant quality games suitable for all ages!
(Yamauchi) Let me correct you there! We make games for little kids to play! Fudge Rare, Fudge Capcom, they can all go to hell!
(Tony) Your first answer was correct!
Dringo, looks like you're on your own now!
(Dringo) I'm always alone. I fight the good fight against the evil Notables, nothing can stop me, nothing will stop me.
(Tony) Well it's one on one! Who invented the wheel?
(Sonic) Ancient cavemen!
(Tony) No, actually it was George Lucas!
(Ali) Idiot!
(Tony) Well that's the end of the quickfire round! So what are the score Ali-doors?
(ali) Well Sonic have only got 6 points, but this weeks winners with 8 points are, sorry is Dringo!
(Tony) Well done Dringo, you get to choose the game of your choice for any console!
(Dringo) I choose....
(tony)Welcome, to shooting stars. Welcome, whoever you ares!
I like gaming,
But there's non-stop complaining,
from all those guys who think they're shoot-ing starrrrrrrrss!
*cough* the end *cough*
I like gaming,
But there's non-stop complaining,
from all those guys who think they're shoot-ing starrrrrrrrss!
(announcer: That voice on Crazy Taxi 2) That's right, we're back and welcome to Shooting stars! This week we got some amaaaaaazing contenders!
On team A we have President Hiroshi Yamauchi of Nintendo co, the noticable Ant, and the incresingly anxious Dringo!
And on team B, we have special guests such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario and Lara Croft!
(Tony) Anyway, we can't have a game of shooting stars without Ali-doors. So everybody stand up for Aliiiiii!
"He's a baby. He's a baby! He's a baby! He's a baby!"
Here we have the True or False round! I will ask each of you a game related question and you each have to answer 'Is it true? Or is it false?'
Hiroshi, True or false. Mario got stuck in Princess toadstool's pipes?
(Hiroshi:) Well don't be so rediculous! Of course he didn't! Nintendo have an image to keep up! We're not going to allow adult material to come anywhere near our consoles!
(Tony:)Is that so?
(Hiroshi:) That was totally uncalled for! Your show will never have any deals with Shigeru now for making games for Nintendo!
(Tony) But is it true? Or is it false?
(Hiroshi) False!
(Tony) Wrong!
Lara Croft, here's one for you. If you indulge yourself in the pleasures of the adult kind, would your body snap and you die a happy young girl?
(Lara - giggling) That's obviously false!
(Tony) It's true!
(Lara) Yes, all of you look! You may have done the naked lara cheat, but I am still a virgin! It's all true!
(Tony)
One for you Dringo, Edgy's Axe grows larger when he tells a lie.
(Dringo) hehe, well that sounds so stupid it must be true!
(Tony)It's false! You lose! You lose! You looooooooose!
*cough*
Sorry about that. Sonic, a hedgehog can only die by being flattened by an oncoming car. True or False?
(Sonic) Well that's obviouly false! I've almost had a few close shaves in my time!
(Tony) I'm sorry, that's true!
Ant, are you ready?
Ants can carry 7 times their body weight.
(Ant) True!
(Tony) Lets see shall we! Dringo, if you would like to pull that lever....
It's false!
Mario, you've got the last question. Luigi has managed to get inside your princess's pipes whilst inside her castle. True of False?
(Mario) H0-ho-hoooo Ita wouldn't be a Luigi! He isa my twin brother! Ho-ho-hooooo
(Tony) It's true.
Well that's two of our contestants gone now! So Ali-doors, what are the scores?
(Ali) Dringo's team have 10 points but in the lead with 27 points it's Sonics team!
(tony)Well, we might as well go straight to the quick fire round because we've lost too many people to continue with anything else, plus I wanna see if Peach and her rosy little cheeks are free for tonight.
Anyway, as always, the quickfire round will finish when you hear this noise:
(Ali) Idiot!
(Tony) What species of animal is Sonic?
(Sonic) Hedgehog?
(Tony) Nope, species 40294, not worth assimulating. Question two: What type of games do Nintendo make?
(Dringo) Brilliant quality games suitable for all ages!
(Yamauchi) Let me correct you there! We make games for little kids to play! Fudge Rare, Fudge Capcom, they can all go to hell!
(Tony) Your first answer was correct!
Dringo, looks like you're on your own now!
(Dringo) I'm always alone. I fight the good fight against the evil Notables, nothing can stop me, nothing will stop me.
(Tony) Well it's one on one! Who invented the wheel?
(Sonic) Ancient cavemen!
(Tony) No, actually it was George Lucas!
(Ali) Idiot!
(Tony) Well that's the end of the quickfire round! So what are the score Ali-doors?
(ali) Well Sonic have only got 6 points, but this weeks winners with 8 points are, sorry is Dringo!
(Tony) Well done Dringo, you get to choose the game of your choice for any console!
(Dringo) I choose....
(tony)Welcome, to shooting stars. Welcome, whoever you ares!
I like gaming,
But there's non-stop complaining,
from all those guys who think they're shoot-ing starrrrrrrrss!
*cough* the end *cough*
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um....I wish I knew...
It's a quality show and the humour in it is pure genius!
Especially the Dove from Above's replacement and the Jamie Oliver spoof!
It's a quality show and the humour in it is pure genius!
Especially the Dove from Above's replacement and the Jamie Oliver spoof!
That's the most goddamn funny thing I've read in quite a while. It's good that some people still have some imagination and can come up with truly original (and downright insane) topics.
i thought that was good.
who's on next weeks show?
who's on next weeks show?
and before any of you moan about it's quality, I know I'm rubbish at writing this kinda thing :)
(presenter: Tony) Welcome, to shooting stars. Welcome, whoever you ares!
I like gaming,
But there's non-stop complaining,
from all those guys who think they're shoot-ing starrrrrrrrss!
(announcer: That voice on Crazy Taxi 2) That's right, we're back and welcome to Shooting stars! This week we got some amaaaaaazing contenders!
On team A we have President Hiroshi Yamauchi of Nintendo co, the noticable Ant, and the incresingly anxious Dringo!
And on team B, we have special guests such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario and Lara Croft!
(Tony) Anyway, we can't have a game of shooting stars without Ali-doors. So everybody stand up for Aliiiiii!
"He's a baby. He's a baby! He's a baby! He's a baby!"
Here we have the True or False round! I will ask each of you a game related question and you each have to answer 'Is it true? Or is it false?'
Hiroshi, True or false. Mario got stuck in Princess toadstool's pipes?
(Hiroshi:) Well don't be so rediculous! Of course he didn't! Nintendo have an image to keep up! We're not going to allow adult material to come anywhere near our consoles!
(Tony:)Is that so?
(Hiroshi:) That was totally uncalled for! Your show will never have any deals with Shigeru now for making games for Nintendo!
(Tony) But is it true? Or is it false?
(Hiroshi) False!
(Tony) Wrong!
Lara Croft, here's one for you. If you indulge yourself in the pleasures of the adult kind, would your body snap and you die a happy young girl?
(Lara - giggling) That's obviously false!
(Tony) It's true!
(Lara) Yes, all of you look! You may have done the naked lara cheat, but I am still a virgin! It's all true!
(Tony)
One for you Dringo, Edgy's Axe grows larger when he tells a lie.
(Dringo) hehe, well that sounds so stupid it must be true!
(Tony)It's false! You lose! You lose! You looooooooose!
*cough*
Sorry about that. Sonic, a hedgehog can only die by being flattened by an oncoming car. True or False?
(Sonic) Well that's obviouly false! I've almost had a few close shaves in my time!
(Tony) I'm sorry, that's true!
Ant, are you ready?
Ants can carry 7 times their body weight.
(Ant) True!
(Tony) Lets see shall we! Dringo, if you would like to pull that lever....
It's false!
Mario, you've got the last question. Luigi has managed to get inside your princess's pipes whilst inside her castle. True of False?
(Mario) H0-ho-hoooo Ita wouldn't be a Luigi! He isa my twin brother! Ho-ho-hooooo
(Tony) It's true.
Well that's two of our contestants gone now! So Ali-doors, what are the scores?
(Ali) Dringo's team have 10 points but in the lead with 27 points it's Sonics team!
(tony)Well, we might as well go straight to the quick fire round because we've lost too many people to continue with anything else, plus I wanna see if Peach and her rosy little cheeks are free for tonight.
Anyway, as always, the quickfire round will finish when you hear this noise:
(Ali) Idiot!
(Tony) What species of animal is Sonic?
(Sonic) Hedgehog?
(Tony) Nope, species 40294, not worth assimulating. Question two: What type of games do Nintendo make?
(Dringo) Brilliant quality games suitable for all ages!
(Yamauchi) Let me correct you there! We make games for little kids to play! Fudge Rare, Fudge Capcom, they can all go to hell!
(Tony) Your first answer was correct!
Dringo, looks like you're on your own now!
(Dringo) I'm always alone. I fight the good fight against the evil Notables, nothing can stop me, nothing will stop me.
(Tony) Well it's one on one! Who invented the wheel?
(Sonic) Ancient cavemen!
(Tony) No, actually it was George Lucas!
(Ali) Idiot!
(Tony) Well that's the end of the quickfire round! So what are the score Ali-doors?
(ali) Well Sonic have only got 6 points, but this weeks winners with 8 points are, sorry is Dringo!
(Tony) Well done Dringo, you get to choose the game of your choice for any console!
(Dringo) I choose....
(tony)Welcome, to shooting stars. Welcome, whoever you ares!
I like gaming,
But there's non-stop complaining,
from all those guys who think they're shoot-ing starrrrrrrrss!
*cough* the end *cough*
I like gaming,
But there's non-stop complaining,
from all those guys who think they're shoot-ing starrrrrrrrss!
(announcer: That voice on Crazy Taxi 2) That's right, we're back and welcome to Shooting stars! This week we got some amaaaaaazing contenders!
On team A we have President Hiroshi Yamauchi of Nintendo co, the noticable Ant, and the incresingly anxious Dringo!
And on team B, we have special guests such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario and Lara Croft!
(Tony) Anyway, we can't have a game of shooting stars without Ali-doors. So everybody stand up for Aliiiiii!
"He's a baby. He's a baby! He's a baby! He's a baby!"
Here we have the True or False round! I will ask each of you a game related question and you each have to answer 'Is it true? Or is it false?'
Hiroshi, True or false. Mario got stuck in Princess toadstool's pipes?
(Hiroshi:) Well don't be so rediculous! Of course he didn't! Nintendo have an image to keep up! We're not going to allow adult material to come anywhere near our consoles!
(Tony:)Is that so?
(Hiroshi:) That was totally uncalled for! Your show will never have any deals with Shigeru now for making games for Nintendo!
(Tony) But is it true? Or is it false?
(Hiroshi) False!
(Tony) Wrong!
Lara Croft, here's one for you. If you indulge yourself in the pleasures of the adult kind, would your body snap and you die a happy young girl?
(Lara - giggling) That's obviously false!
(Tony) It's true!
(Lara) Yes, all of you look! You may have done the naked lara cheat, but I am still a virgin! It's all true!
(Tony)
One for you Dringo, Edgy's Axe grows larger when he tells a lie.
(Dringo) hehe, well that sounds so stupid it must be true!
(Tony)It's false! You lose! You lose! You looooooooose!
*cough*
Sorry about that. Sonic, a hedgehog can only die by being flattened by an oncoming car. True or False?
(Sonic) Well that's obviouly false! I've almost had a few close shaves in my time!
(Tony) I'm sorry, that's true!
Ant, are you ready?
Ants can carry 7 times their body weight.
(Ant) True!
(Tony) Lets see shall we! Dringo, if you would like to pull that lever....
It's false!
Mario, you've got the last question. Luigi has managed to get inside your princess's pipes whilst inside her castle. True of False?
(Mario) H0-ho-hoooo Ita wouldn't be a Luigi! He isa my twin brother! Ho-ho-hooooo
(Tony) It's true.
Well that's two of our contestants gone now! So Ali-doors, what are the scores?
(Ali) Dringo's team have 10 points but in the lead with 27 points it's Sonics team!
(tony)Well, we might as well go straight to the quick fire round because we've lost too many people to continue with anything else, plus I wanna see if Peach and her rosy little cheeks are free for tonight.
Anyway, as always, the quickfire round will finish when you hear this noise:
(Ali) Idiot!
(Tony) What species of animal is Sonic?
(Sonic) Hedgehog?
(Tony) Nope, species 40294, not worth assimulating. Question two: What type of games do Nintendo make?
(Dringo) Brilliant quality games suitable for all ages!
(Yamauchi) Let me correct you there! We make games for little kids to play! Fudge Rare, Fudge Capcom, they can all go to hell!
(Tony) Your first answer was correct!
Dringo, looks like you're on your own now!
(Dringo) I'm always alone. I fight the good fight against the evil Notables, nothing can stop me, nothing will stop me.
(Tony) Well it's one on one! Who invented the wheel?
(Sonic) Ancient cavemen!
(Tony) No, actually it was George Lucas!
(Ali) Idiot!
(Tony) Well that's the end of the quickfire round! So what are the score Ali-doors?
(ali) Well Sonic have only got 6 points, but this weeks winners with 8 points are, sorry is Dringo!
(Tony) Well done Dringo, you get to choose the game of your choice for any console!
(Dringo) I choose....
(tony)Welcome, to shooting stars. Welcome, whoever you ares!
I like gaming,
But there's non-stop complaining,
from all those guys who think they're shoot-ing starrrrrrrrss!
*cough* the end *cough*
Page: