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"Nintendo Haiku 2003"

post some nintendo poems & haiku's in here. for example:

haiku's:

Soaring high on insparation
Doshin the Giant
will you be the god of evil?

red shell, blue shell, banana skin.
Mario Kart GC
race to be the leader of the pack.

poems:

the green grass of hyrule scrunches under my feet.
I summon my steed and ride to the castle.
the evil gannondorf is present.
I am Link, hero of time.

Boss_Pac_Man2 wrote:
> what, still moking me? the sighns will overenge their zukkini's,


Isn't that a type of orange? I thought a Zukkini was like a Satsuma.

I beatsed the Jimster on several surreal occasions, yet you insist that he is still more snookery than me. I don't wonkle this at all.

what, still moking me? the sighns will overenge their zukkini's, Gerrid. and you will be second to jim davidson in snooker.

I'm sorru, I did not visualise these 'sighns'. There was a Sign that said moking was welcomed however. But I understand that 'sighns' are more hierarchial than signs.

how dare you! can you not read? the sighn clearly states, NO MOKING. If you do not obey the sighns, what will you ignore next? the sighns? do not pity my lack of frongance, if it were not for the googlets, I would have little or no froot!

It was tuesday. It was wholly necessary. Do you comprehend? Or is it too marky for you winkly little head (mokes)

that is clearly the work of the furtive polar feind! why did you trade him your goospoospoodoo? what good is a frongernater to a wench-mobile owner such as yourself?

Here's a poem for you (it's not a Haiku)
Nightfire is rubbish
I shouldn't have bought it
I sent it straigh back
Because it's absolute ....

you are not adding to the artistic expressionism!

I agree.
And Nightfire is rubbish. Do you hear me, Tiltawhirl? Do you hear me?