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'It Begaaaan in afrika-ka-ka-ka'
Acting commisioner Cong Man makes his way to the ring his now customary chorus of mixed booing and cheering and much waving of inflatable bananas.
"Firstly thanks to security for removing that freak STD from 'MY' ring. Anyway, as acting commisioner I have the power to make matches up to and including Rumble in The Jungle. But I have decided to go one further than that. You see something struck me as bein worng with the card. It's just not Hard-core enough! So I paid a visit to Mr.McMahon earlier and he has agreed to create a brand new title belt! The HardCAW championship! This belt will be contested unbder indenticle rules to the Hardcore Championship and will be defended 24/7. I will in turn be announcing the match that will decide who will contest this championship at Rumble In The Jungle. Now...back to the action!"
Acting commisioner Cong Man makes his way to the ring his now customary chorus of mixed booing and cheering and much waving of inflatable bananas.
"Firstly thanks to security for removing that freak STD from 'MY' ring. Anyway, as acting commisioner I have the power to make matches up to and including Rumble in The Jungle. But I have decided to go one further than that. You see something struck me as bein worng with the card. It's just not Hard-core enough! So I paid a visit to Mr.McMahon earlier and he has agreed to create a brand new title belt! The HardCAW championship! This belt will be contested unbder indenticle rules to the Hardcore Championship and will be defended 24/7. I will in turn be announcing the match that will decide who will contest this championship at Rumble In The Jungle. Now...back to the action!"
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Another title, eh? Not sure how many that makes, but it's quite a lot. I guess it means you'll have to do real well to become our first ever grand-slammer. {:)
(The topics here I might as well use it)
The Psychiatrist strolls down the to the ring with a microphone to the sound of Frontier Psychiatrist.
"The way I see it Cong Man, you owe me. I cured you of your gorilla obsession and I see it as only right my payment should be the HardCAW championships or at least a shot at it. My surgery is open 24/7 so I am only too willing to defend the HardCAW championship 24/7. Remember, you owe me".
The Psychiatrist walks slowly off leaving the crowd in anticipation of Cong Man's decision.
The Psychiatrist strolls down the to the ring with a microphone to the sound of Frontier Psychiatrist.
"The way I see it Cong Man, you owe me. I cured you of your gorilla obsession and I see it as only right my payment should be the HardCAW championships or at least a shot at it. My surgery is open 24/7 so I am only too willing to defend the HardCAW championship 24/7. Remember, you owe me".
The Psychiatrist walks slowly off leaving the crowd in anticipation of Cong Man's decision.
Oh! You could post this in the promo topic :(
Cong, I am THE best here. I want to be hardcore. NO! I WANT TO BE HARDCAW! So Cong Man, do whats right, make ME the first EVER Hardcaw Champion!
'It Begaaaan in afrika-ka-ka-ka'
Acting commisioner Cong Man makes his way to the ring his now customary chorus of mixed booing and cheering and much waving of inflatable bananas.
"Firstly thanks to security for removing that freak STD from 'MY' ring. Anyway, as acting commisioner I have the power to make matches up to and including Rumble in The Jungle. But I have decided to go one further than that. You see something struck me as bein worng with the card. It's just not Hard-core enough! So I paid a visit to Mr.McMahon earlier and he has agreed to create a brand new title belt! The HardCAW championship! This belt will be contested unbder indenticle rules to the Hardcore Championship and will be defended 24/7. I will in turn be announcing the match that will decide who will contest this championship at Rumble In The Jungle. Now...back to the action!"
Acting commisioner Cong Man makes his way to the ring his now customary chorus of mixed booing and cheering and much waving of inflatable bananas.
"Firstly thanks to security for removing that freak STD from 'MY' ring. Anyway, as acting commisioner I have the power to make matches up to and including Rumble in The Jungle. But I have decided to go one further than that. You see something struck me as bein worng with the card. It's just not Hard-core enough! So I paid a visit to Mr.McMahon earlier and he has agreed to create a brand new title belt! The HardCAW championship! This belt will be contested unbder indenticle rules to the Hardcore Championship and will be defended 24/7. I will in turn be announcing the match that will decide who will contest this championship at Rumble In The Jungle. Now...back to the action!"
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