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"Oi Notable Electorals, in here before you vote"

In the official voting thread, try and just say "I vote for ... ", imagine how many posts there will be and I know that it will degenerate into spam.

Have a heart for the Simian Sidekick and spare him valuable minutes of sifting through inane red-faced screaming.

Argue in here instead, that way the count will be quick and painless.

Oh, and vote for Your Honour.

Mystique has boobs, I don't
Does that mean you should vote for me? Well yes it does.
I ain't crazy, the rest of you are. Crazy like a crazy man with crazy things.
Give the power back to the pants.





Yes I am rather Crazy today.

hur hur...hard.

I'd vote for Mystique, but she's a stalker bird that follows me about and throws posies at me onstage.

Like Morrisey without the xenophobia.

(go read back issues of NME to understand that one, Pop-Idol fans)

†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
and i'm not actually 'hard'...




I am. Hur hur hur.

†hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
> and i'm not actually 'hard'...

Well, there's a relief.

Vote for me or i'll beat you all up.

Erm, hold on, dunno where any of you live...
and i'm not actually 'hard'...


d'oh!

Vote me cause I am your God !!!!!!!!!!!

You all suck and are in dire need of me to become a notable !

::fingertips together:: Excellent...

I bet you *really* hate gay alcoholic midgets.

Oops! That reads like I beat alcoholic midgets!

But I make no such distinctions.

Your daddy loves sheep.

Well, I think you're all gay.

And I think gayness is a bad thing.

Like disease.

Only worse.

"Think I'll get drunk and beat up some midgets"

*Tarrant departs to continue the rest of his day outside of a text based world, in which he is a homophobic, alcoholic midget beater*