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*The newly formed tag team Jetster and Reaver are seen talking back stage*
Jetster: Hey Reaver we are totally going to have a great time at the tiddlywinks tournament! I mean Bob Harrison is on a role! Although George Marley has the experience, what do you think Reaver?
Reaver: Yep its sure going to be great, although these damn bugs are really starting to pis.....
Jetster: Hey! We promised our mothers not to swear!
Reaver: Yer your wright, thanks I nearly maid myself look like a right rhombus!
Jetster: erm......Is the camera on?
*Camera man nods*
Reaver: *Suddenly becomes hard* Yer we are going to kick everyone's a*ss in the tag team divison!
*They think the camera is off and exchange a cool link together involving twirls, shouting and it finishes in a high five*
*They are heard talking while they walk out the arena*
Jetster: Do you reckon that dog who does the flips will be at the show?
*Camera Fades out to see J.R. being treated by Paramedics for a heart attack, because he shouted "Good God! The man in the front row spilt his popcorn! This has to be the greatest Raw in history!"
Jetster: Hey Reaver we are totally going to have a great time at the tiddlywinks tournament! I mean Bob Harrison is on a role! Although George Marley has the experience, what do you think Reaver?
Reaver: Yep its sure going to be great, although these damn bugs are really starting to pis.....
Jetster: Hey! We promised our mothers not to swear!
Reaver: Yer your wright, thanks I nearly maid myself look like a right rhombus!
Jetster: erm......Is the camera on?
*Camera man nods*
Reaver: *Suddenly becomes hard* Yer we are going to kick everyone's a*ss in the tag team divison!
*They think the camera is off and exchange a cool link together involving twirls, shouting and it finishes in a high five*
*They are heard talking while they walk out the arena*
Jetster: Do you reckon that dog who does the flips will be at the show?
*Camera Fades out to see J.R. being treated by Paramedics for a heart attack, because he shouted "Good God! The man in the front row spilt his popcorn! This has to be the greatest Raw in history!"
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J.R.: Hello everyone I have succesfully recovered from my heart attack and I have been warned to stop shouting and getting excited about nothing. Good God its Rhyno on the titantron!
Rhyno: You know what at the PPV, at Rumble In The Jungle, I go into a 40 man Rumble, and well im kind of excited because Violence gets me off more than Lita! You see I was born in the streets of Detroit, Michigan, I have been brawling all my life and if anyone thinks im going to be a push over, you are wrong, so wrong! I am 250 pounds of raw power and I will beat the living hell out of any body who wants to have a go at the 'Man Beast' because I was the last ECW world Heavyweight champion. I am the king of hardcore, come the Rumble before anyone goes running there mouths just remember who took out RVD for nearly 1 year by breaking his leg, it was the 'Man Beast' me RHYNO!
*Moves in on camera and makes Rhyno grunting sounds*
*Interview ends*
Rhyno: You know what at the PPV, at Rumble In The Jungle, I go into a 40 man Rumble, and well im kind of excited because Violence gets me off more than Lita! You see I was born in the streets of Detroit, Michigan, I have been brawling all my life and if anyone thinks im going to be a push over, you are wrong, so wrong! I am 250 pounds of raw power and I will beat the living hell out of any body who wants to have a go at the 'Man Beast' because I was the last ECW world Heavyweight champion. I am the king of hardcore, come the Rumble before anyone goes running there mouths just remember who took out RVD for nearly 1 year by breaking his leg, it was the 'Man Beast' me RHYNO!
*Moves in on camera and makes Rhyno grunting sounds*
*Interview ends*
*Trish, Torrie and Lita see the fun lovers (Jetster and Reaver) playing Twister back stage*
Trish: Hey boys, mind if we jion in?
Jetster and Reaver: *Jaws wide open* aaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh
*Reaver slaps Jetster across the face*
Jetster: Erm....Yer sure thing do what you like, you know you could remove a few items of clothing for extra move ability?
*Jetster get slapped across the face, the Divas leave*
Reaver: Well done Jet, your really clever, you just ruined a great pulling chance.
Jetster: Yer well, if we had played we would of ended up in bed anyway so I was just trying to speed things up a bit.
*seen fades out to J.R. in a hospital bed screaming "Good God all mighty! You son of a b*tch! Wheres my BBQ sauce?"
Trish: Hey boys, mind if we jion in?
Jetster and Reaver: *Jaws wide open* aaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh
*Reaver slaps Jetster across the face*
Jetster: Erm....Yer sure thing do what you like, you know you could remove a few items of clothing for extra move ability?
*Jetster get slapped across the face, the Divas leave*
Reaver: Well done Jet, your really clever, you just ruined a great pulling chance.
Jetster: Yer well, if we had played we would of ended up in bed anyway so I was just trying to speed things up a bit.
*seen fades out to J.R. in a hospital bed screaming "Good God all mighty! You son of a b*tch! Wheres my BBQ sauce?"
*The newly formed tag team Jetster and Reaver are seen talking back stage*
Jetster: Hey Reaver we are totally going to have a great time at the tiddlywinks tournament! I mean Bob Harrison is on a role! Although George Marley has the experience, what do you think Reaver?
Reaver: Yep its sure going to be great, although these damn bugs are really starting to pis.....
Jetster: Hey! We promised our mothers not to swear!
Reaver: Yer your wright, thanks I nearly maid myself look like a right rhombus!
Jetster: erm......Is the camera on?
*Camera man nods*
Reaver: *Suddenly becomes hard* Yer we are going to kick everyone's a*ss in the tag team divison!
*They think the camera is off and exchange a cool link together involving twirls, shouting and it finishes in a high five*
*They are heard talking while they walk out the arena*
Jetster: Do you reckon that dog who does the flips will be at the show?
*Camera Fades out to see J.R. being treated by Paramedics for a heart attack, because he shouted "Good God! The man in the front row spilt his popcorn! This has to be the greatest Raw in history!"
Jetster: Hey Reaver we are totally going to have a great time at the tiddlywinks tournament! I mean Bob Harrison is on a role! Although George Marley has the experience, what do you think Reaver?
Reaver: Yep its sure going to be great, although these damn bugs are really starting to pis.....
Jetster: Hey! We promised our mothers not to swear!
Reaver: Yer your wright, thanks I nearly maid myself look like a right rhombus!
Jetster: erm......Is the camera on?
*Camera man nods*
Reaver: *Suddenly becomes hard* Yer we are going to kick everyone's a*ss in the tag team divison!
*They think the camera is off and exchange a cool link together involving twirls, shouting and it finishes in a high five*
*They are heard talking while they walk out the arena*
Jetster: Do you reckon that dog who does the flips will be at the show?
*Camera Fades out to see J.R. being treated by Paramedics for a heart attack, because he shouted "Good God! The man in the front row spilt his popcorn! This has to be the greatest Raw in history!"
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