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Why is Teddy Long always the referee in matches involving Faarooq?
When was the last time you met a 'blue blood' from Blackpool, England?
Why is The Undertaker starting to look more and more like Mideon every day?
Would Debra still be employed by the WWF if she wasn't married to Steve Austin?
Who told The Undertaker he looks good in a vest?
What happened to D-Lo's career?
Why do The Rock and Steve Austin always 'arrive' at the arena after the show has already started? If Funaki can get there on time every week then why can't they?
During interviews why do wrestlers always stop talking when another wrestler's music starts to play? Couldn't they just carry on talking over the music? Surely they're not that polite.
Why does The Rock do a backflip every time he receives the Stone Cold Stunner?
What happened To Buh Buh Ray Dudley's stutter?
How come things only happen in the McMahon family's lives on Monday and Thursday nights? What do they do the rest of the week?
When one wrestler is being attacked by a whole group of other wrestlers, why does the group take it in turns to attack him? Wouldn't it be more efficient if they all attacked him at the same time?
Why is Chris Benoit's neck wider than his head?
Why is Shane McMahon's entrance music all about money? If he has so much money then why can't he buy some new clothes? Couldn't he also pay for some dancing lessons?
Why was Triple H out for 8 months with a thigh injury yet when he was 'dropped 40ft in a car' at Survivor Series 2000 he returned the next week?
Why is every Japanese wrestler who appears in the WWF presented as being stupid and unable to speak English?
Why is The Undertaker turning into a grumpy old man? "Get out of my yard!"
Has Jim Ross ever seen a scalded dog run? What is a 'government mule'?
Why are all Japanese wrestlers just announced as being 'from Japan'? They don't announce any of the other wrestlers as being 'from the United States' or 'from Canada'.
According to his entrance music, Billy Gunn is 'getting better with age'. If this is true then why has he gone from main events on Raw to opening matches on Metal?
Is Billy Gunn's finishing move called 'The One and Only' because it's the one and only move he has?
'Who worse than Billy Gunn?'
Why do the referees act as if they are dead when they get hit with one punch?
If Edge and Christian are brothers, what's their surname?
How is Tajiri's 'Tarantula' supposed to hurt if he can only apply it for 4 seconds without being disqualified?
If they'd held a 'Tough Enough' contest 10 years ago and Tazz had entered, would he have got past the first round?
Why are wrestlers always so careful to remove the TV monitors from the announce table before they put their opponent through it?
What happened to The Rock's $500 shirts? Now he just wears the same t-shirt for months on end. Is he a bit short of cash?
Why is Jim Ross always talking in his Ross Report and Raw magazine column about wrestlers being overweight? Has he never heard the expression 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'?
Is there anyone in the WWF more boring than the Dudleys? Even their tables have more personality and get more of a reaction than they do.
What is 'Y2J' supposed to mean? 'Year 2 Jericho'?
Why does Vince McMahon walk like he's a puppet being operated by strings?
When people turn heel why do they either give a pathetic reason or no reason at all ("You don't deserve a reason")?
Why can't Chris Jericho pronounce the name of the company he works for? ("blub-lub-leff")
Why does Bradshaw insist on wearing tape around the top of his arms to make the flab look like muscle?
Does Bubba Ray Dudley think that wearing a cap backwards makes him look cool?
Why does Lance Storm walk as though he's been riding a horse all day?
Why is The Rock getting skinnier every week? How long until he becomes a boney jabronie?
Why is Triple H getting bigger every week? How long until his arms explode?
Why is Teddy Long always the referee in matches involving Faarooq?
When was the last time you met a 'blue blood' from Blackpool, England?
Why is The Undertaker starting to look more and more like Mideon every day?
Would Debra still be employed by the WWF if she wasn't married to Steve Austin?
Who told The Undertaker he looks good in a vest?
What happened to D-Lo's career?
Why do The Rock and Steve Austin always 'arrive' at the arena after the show has already started? If Funaki can get there on time every week then why can't they?
During interviews why do wrestlers always stop talking when another wrestler's music starts to play? Couldn't they just carry on talking over the music? Surely they're not that polite.
Why does The Rock do a backflip every time he receives the Stone Cold Stunner?
What happened To Buh Buh Ray Dudley's stutter?
How come things only happen in the McMahon family's lives on Monday and Thursday nights? What do they do the rest of the week?
When one wrestler is being attacked by a whole group of other wrestlers, why does the group take it in turns to attack him? Wouldn't it be more efficient if they all attacked him at the same time?
Why is Chris Benoit's neck wider than his head?
Why is Shane McMahon's entrance music all about money? If he has so much money then why can't he buy some new clothes? Couldn't he also pay for some dancing lessons?
Why was Triple H out for 8 months with a thigh injury yet when he was 'dropped 40ft in a car' at Survivor Series 2000 he returned the next week?
Why is every Japanese wrestler who appears in the WWF presented as being stupid and unable to speak English?
Why is The Undertaker turning into a grumpy old man? "Get out of my yard!"
Has Jim Ross ever seen a scalded dog run? What is a 'government mule'?
Why are all Japanese wrestlers just announced as being 'from Japan'? They don't announce any of the other wrestlers as being 'from the United States' or 'from Canada'.
According to his entrance music, Billy Gunn is 'getting better with age'. If this is true then why has he gone from main events on Raw to opening matches on Metal?
Is Billy Gunn's finishing move called 'The One and Only' because it's the one and only move he has?
'Who worse than Billy Gunn?'
Why do the referees act as if they are dead when they get hit with one punch?
If Edge and Christian are brothers, what's their surname?
How is Tajiri's 'Tarantula' supposed to hurt if he can only apply it for 4 seconds without being disqualified?
If they'd held a 'Tough Enough' contest 10 years ago and Tazz had entered, would he have got past the first round?
Why are wrestlers always so careful to remove the TV monitors from the announce table before they put their opponent through it?
What happened to The Rock's $500 shirts? Now he just wears the same t-shirt for months on end. Is he a bit short of cash?
Why is Jim Ross always talking in his Ross Report and Raw magazine column about wrestlers being overweight? Has he never heard the expression 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'?
Is there anyone in the WWF more boring than the Dudleys? Even their tables have more personality and get more of a reaction than they do.
What is 'Y2J' supposed to mean? 'Year 2 Jericho'?
Why does Vince McMahon walk like he's a puppet being operated by strings?
When people turn heel why do they either give a pathetic reason or no reason at all ("You don't deserve a reason")?
Why can't Chris Jericho pronounce the name of the company he works for? ("blub-lub-leff")
Why does Bradshaw insist on wearing tape around the top of his arms to make the flab look like muscle?
Does Bubba Ray Dudley think that wearing a cap backwards makes him look cool?
Why does Lance Storm walk as though he's been riding a horse all day?
Why is The Rock getting skinnier every week? How long until he becomes a boney jabronie?
Why is Triple H getting bigger every week? How long until his arms explode?
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WWF Mirror Images updated the list with 2 more
Why does the Undertaker keep sniffing and scratching himself? Does he have fleas?
Why do the nWo act like teenagers when they are all over 40 years old?
Why does the Undertaker keep sniffing and scratching himself? Does he have fleas?
Why do the nWo act like teenagers when they are all over 40 years old?
AfroJoe wrote:
> He was getting Chokeslammed. I guess they like the chokeslam.
No...not the bit where he gets chokeslammed, the bit where they show close ups of half faces in the dark.
> He was getting Chokeslammed. I guess they like the chokeslam.
No...not the bit where he gets chokeslammed, the bit where they show close ups of half faces in the dark.
Why is Teddy Long always the referee in matches involving Faarooq?
- Because they're brothers...or just gay.
When was the last time you met a 'blue blood' from Blackpool, England?
- When I saw Sonic.
Why is The Undertaker starting to look more and more like Mideon every day?
- All that extra weight!
Would Debra still be employed by the WWF if she wasn't married to Steve Austin?
- She does have some ass-ets!
Who told The Undertaker he looks good in a vest?
- His tailor.
What happened to D-Lo's career?
- It went rock-bottom.
Why do The Rock and Steve Austin always 'arrive' at the arena after the show has already started? If Funaki can get there on time every week then why can't they?
- Because they have to carry around 100+ pounds of flab every week.
During interviews why do wrestlers always stop talking when another wrestler's music starts to play? Couldn't they just carry on talking over the music? Surely they're not that polite.
- Americans are known for good manners, ye know!
Why does The Rock do a backflip every time he receives the Stone Cold Stunner?
- He has a c***-eyed back.
What happened To Buh Buh Ray Dudley's stutter?
- That "Wasup!!!" thing every week broke his jaw back into place.
How come things only happen in the McMahon family's lives on Monday and Thursday nights? What do they do the rest of the week?
- Dabble in mass debation...or they're cryogenically frozen during the week.
When one wrestler is being attacked by a whole group of other wrestlers, why does the group take it in turns to attack him? Wouldn't it be more efficient if they all attacked him at the same time?
- Erm...
Why is Chris Benoit's neck wider than his head?
- He cranes his neck around, adding layers of fat to his neck.
Why is Shane McMahon's entrance music all about money? If he has so much money then why can't he buy some new clothes? Couldn't he also pay for some dancing lessons?
- Because he's a pikey.
Why was Triple H out for 8 months with a thigh injury yet when he was 'dropped 40ft in a car' at Survivor Series 2000 he returned the next week?
- He can't thrust without fully functioning legs.
Why is every Japanese wrestler who appears in the WWF presented as being stupid and unable to speak English?
- Because WWF are racists.
Why is The Undertaker turning into a grumpy old man? "Get out of my yard!"
- He is getting older, ye know!
Has Jim Ross ever seen a scalded dog run? What is a 'government mule'?
- ROFL!
Why are all Japanese wrestlers just announced as being 'from Japan'? They don't announce any of the other wrestlers as being 'from the United States' or 'from Canada'.
- Racist gits.
According to his entrance music, Billy Gunn is 'getting better with age'. If this is true then why has he gone from main events on Raw to opening matches on Metal?
- Because he's a baby.
Is Billy Gunn's finishing move called 'The One and Only' because it's the one and only move he has?
- ROFL!
'Who worse than Billy Gunn?'
- Eh?
Why do the referees act as if they are dead when they get hit with one punch?
- Because they are weaklings.
If Edge and Christian are brothers, what's their surname?
- Coleman?
How is Tajiri's 'Tarantula' supposed to hurt if he can only apply it for 4 seconds without being disqualified?
- In 4 seconds, a Tarantula can kill you, ye know!
If they'd held a 'Tough Enough' contest 10 years ago and Tazz had entered, would he have got past the first round?
- No.
Why are wrestlers always so careful to remove the TV monitors from the announce table before they put their opponent through it?
- Because they're polite, and know what it's like to be sitting on your a'se one second and have a TV nicked the next.
What happened to The Rock's $500 shirts? Now he just wears the same t-shirt for months on end. Is he a bit short of cash?
- He loved filming The Mummy Returns so much that he moved to Egypt.
Why is Jim Ross always talking in his Ross Report and Raw magazine column about wrestlers being overweight? Has he never heard the expression 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'?
- ROFL!
Is there anyone in the WWF more boring than the Dudleys? Even their tables have more personality and get more of a reaction than they do.
- Their tables can spit?
What is 'Y2J' supposed to mean? 'Year 2 Jericho'?
- Yes 2 Jericho.
Why does Vince McMahon walk like he's a puppet being operated by strings?
- Because he is...by Linda.
When people turn heel why do they either give a pathetic reason or no reason at all ("You don't deserve a reason")?
- Because they're lazy gits.
Why can't Chris Jericho pronounce the name of the company he works for? ("blub-lub-leff")
- He has a thick Canadian accent.
Why does Bradshaw insist on wearing tape around the top of his arms to make the flab look like muscle?
- Self explanatory, I would like to think.
Does Bubba Ray Dudley think that wearing a cap backwards makes him look cool?
- It helps him sweat off his head-flab.
Why does Lance Storm walk as though he's been riding a horse all day?
- Some people say that Torrie Wilson can be a right horse...
Why is The Rock getting skinnier every week? How long until he becomes a boney jabronie?
- ROFL!
Why is Triple H getting bigger every week? How long until his arms explode?
- So those Incredible Hulk pictures were real? Damn...
:0)
- Because they're brothers...or just gay.
When was the last time you met a 'blue blood' from Blackpool, England?
- When I saw Sonic.
Why is The Undertaker starting to look more and more like Mideon every day?
- All that extra weight!
Would Debra still be employed by the WWF if she wasn't married to Steve Austin?
- She does have some ass-ets!
Who told The Undertaker he looks good in a vest?
- His tailor.
What happened to D-Lo's career?
- It went rock-bottom.
Why do The Rock and Steve Austin always 'arrive' at the arena after the show has already started? If Funaki can get there on time every week then why can't they?
- Because they have to carry around 100+ pounds of flab every week.
During interviews why do wrestlers always stop talking when another wrestler's music starts to play? Couldn't they just carry on talking over the music? Surely they're not that polite.
- Americans are known for good manners, ye know!
Why does The Rock do a backflip every time he receives the Stone Cold Stunner?
- He has a c***-eyed back.
What happened To Buh Buh Ray Dudley's stutter?
- That "Wasup!!!" thing every week broke his jaw back into place.
How come things only happen in the McMahon family's lives on Monday and Thursday nights? What do they do the rest of the week?
- Dabble in mass debation...or they're cryogenically frozen during the week.
When one wrestler is being attacked by a whole group of other wrestlers, why does the group take it in turns to attack him? Wouldn't it be more efficient if they all attacked him at the same time?
- Erm...
Why is Chris Benoit's neck wider than his head?
- He cranes his neck around, adding layers of fat to his neck.
Why is Shane McMahon's entrance music all about money? If he has so much money then why can't he buy some new clothes? Couldn't he also pay for some dancing lessons?
- Because he's a pikey.
Why was Triple H out for 8 months with a thigh injury yet when he was 'dropped 40ft in a car' at Survivor Series 2000 he returned the next week?
- He can't thrust without fully functioning legs.
Why is every Japanese wrestler who appears in the WWF presented as being stupid and unable to speak English?
- Because WWF are racists.
Why is The Undertaker turning into a grumpy old man? "Get out of my yard!"
- He is getting older, ye know!
Has Jim Ross ever seen a scalded dog run? What is a 'government mule'?
- ROFL!
Why are all Japanese wrestlers just announced as being 'from Japan'? They don't announce any of the other wrestlers as being 'from the United States' or 'from Canada'.
- Racist gits.
According to his entrance music, Billy Gunn is 'getting better with age'. If this is true then why has he gone from main events on Raw to opening matches on Metal?
- Because he's a baby.
Is Billy Gunn's finishing move called 'The One and Only' because it's the one and only move he has?
- ROFL!
'Who worse than Billy Gunn?'
- Eh?
Why do the referees act as if they are dead when they get hit with one punch?
- Because they are weaklings.
If Edge and Christian are brothers, what's their surname?
- Coleman?
How is Tajiri's 'Tarantula' supposed to hurt if he can only apply it for 4 seconds without being disqualified?
- In 4 seconds, a Tarantula can kill you, ye know!
If they'd held a 'Tough Enough' contest 10 years ago and Tazz had entered, would he have got past the first round?
- No.
Why are wrestlers always so careful to remove the TV monitors from the announce table before they put their opponent through it?
- Because they're polite, and know what it's like to be sitting on your a'se one second and have a TV nicked the next.
What happened to The Rock's $500 shirts? Now he just wears the same t-shirt for months on end. Is he a bit short of cash?
- He loved filming The Mummy Returns so much that he moved to Egypt.
Why is Jim Ross always talking in his Ross Report and Raw magazine column about wrestlers being overweight? Has he never heard the expression 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'?
- ROFL!
Is there anyone in the WWF more boring than the Dudleys? Even their tables have more personality and get more of a reaction than they do.
- Their tables can spit?
What is 'Y2J' supposed to mean? 'Year 2 Jericho'?
- Yes 2 Jericho.
Why does Vince McMahon walk like he's a puppet being operated by strings?
- Because he is...by Linda.
When people turn heel why do they either give a pathetic reason or no reason at all ("You don't deserve a reason")?
- Because they're lazy gits.
Why can't Chris Jericho pronounce the name of the company he works for? ("blub-lub-leff")
- He has a thick Canadian accent.
Why does Bradshaw insist on wearing tape around the top of his arms to make the flab look like muscle?
- Self explanatory, I would like to think.
Does Bubba Ray Dudley think that wearing a cap backwards makes him look cool?
- It helps him sweat off his head-flab.
Why does Lance Storm walk as though he's been riding a horse all day?
- Some people say that Torrie Wilson can be a right horse...
Why is The Rock getting skinnier every week? How long until he becomes a boney jabronie?
- ROFL!
Why is Triple H getting bigger every week? How long until his arms explode?
- So those Incredible Hulk pictures were real? Damn...
:0)
I didn't even know who he was, perhaps the WWF have big plans for him.
He was getting Chokeslammed. I guess they like the chokeslam.
Just one to add...
In the montage of faces in the Smackdown! opening credits they have remove a lot of the lower-card wrestlers leaving in the likes of Stone Cold, The Undertaker, the Rock, Triple H and erm...Sean O'Haire??? Why??? When he's not even on the active roster at the moment? :S
In the montage of faces in the Smackdown! opening credits they have remove a lot of the lower-card wrestlers leaving in the likes of Stone Cold, The Undertaker, the Rock, Triple H and erm...Sean O'Haire??? Why??? When he's not even on the active roster at the moment? :S
Here's another.
When an announcer's table is broken- why is is always Spanish?
Why is there only a Spanish announchers table? There used to be a French!!
When an announcer's table is broken- why is is always Spanish?
Why is there only a Spanish announchers table? There used to be a French!!
They are still very funny.
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