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Why, when in a rush on your lunch break in the supermarket, do you ALWAYS seem to pick the checkout with the STUPIDEST, SLOWEST, INBRED, DRIBBLING, UGLY bastad in the whole damn shop!?

The kind of person that when you buy something for, say, £4.99 and you give them a fiver, has to wait and check on the display how much change to give.

The kind of person that when you buy some apples leans on the scales bit with their scabby smelly elbow, meaning they have to try and re-weigh it about 5 times as it comes up with an error.

Argh!

And then, to top it all off, whe you leave the shop (still in a rush as the bank decided to only have ONE person working at lunch time, clever, eh?), two old people with those STUPID wheely shopping bag type things are standing in the door way chatting about bloody Ethel Down At Number 57.

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*YH gives up for the day, and spends the rest of the afternoon typing with his face.

Your Honour wrote:
> Daddy?

Nah... chips! :-)

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
It was one of thoise horrible moments when you think to yourself...

"I've 'ad 'er!"





Daddy?

Let's just say this has never happened to me. Perhaps I'm just lucky.

Your Honour wrote:
> I'd give you a verbal beating, if it wasn't true...

It was one of thoise horrible moments when you think to yourself...

"I've 'ad 'er!"

POP!

This deserves more replies than this, surely?

Your Honour wrote:
The kind of person that when you buy something for,
> say, £4.99 and you give them a fiver, has to wait and check on the display
> how much change to give.

Annoying I know, but its always hilarious when the checkout stops working and you see the panic and pain in their eyes as they have to work out your change in their head.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
I didn't know your mum worked in my local Tesco! :-)




Oooooh!

I'd give you a verbal beating, if it wasn't true...

:-D

I've never understood why the majority of shops are open only in normal office hours. Surely the only people around at that time of day, are the unemployed and the pensioners - none of whom can afford to buy much.

Then people wonder why town is so much busier on a saturday...

Your Honour wrote:
> Why, when in a rush on your lunch break in the supermarket, do you ALWAYS seem
> to pick the checkout with the STUPIDEST, SLOWEST, INBRED, DRIBBLING, UGLY bastad
> in the whole damn shop!?


I didn't know your mum worked in my local Tesco! :-)

heh, thats very funny probably because its all true and the fact you typed it up so well, I have been behind to old ladies talking about pensions and how much less you can get with a £1 now a days, oh well ill be like that some day, well hopefully not like the lady part but you know what I mean. Who saw the Royal Family last night? That reminds of Nana.