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I am at university studying computer science. Yesterday the guy sitting behind me in a lecture fell asleep and his head slid of his hand and smashed off the table with a huge bang and he got a big fright and started yelling stuff until he realised where he was.
I am at university studying computer science. Yesterday the guy sitting behind me in a lecture fell asleep and his head slid of his hand and smashed off the table with a huge bang and he got a big fright and started yelling stuff until he realised where he was.
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2 PE stories
this happened a few weeks ago, but anyway
I go into the gym for my basketball lessen. In the storage room there are all kinds of balls. One type of these, when you kick them, they are so light they practicaly float. But they also look exactly the same as the medicene balls.
A ball is lying on the floor and a mate tells me to kick it to him. I thought it was a real light ball. So I went running up, swung my leg back, kicked it as hard as I could, then triped and fell on my elbow.
Turns out it wasnt a light, soft ball after all and was actualy a hard, heavy medicene ball. So as I came running up, it was almost like tripping over a big rock.
I fell and cut my elbow open, but I was laughing all the way. I wish I could have seen it happen, it would have looked so fuuny.
At least it was the start of the lessen, so not everyone was there yet.
A few months back, when I was doing football, we had a lessen on headering. we were doing an exercise where the field was split into grids. One person stood on a line, and another stood slightly to the side. The person on the side would throw the ball in, just as the other person came running up for a header.
I was throwing the ball in, and my friend was headering it. The teacher came up to him, and told him that he needed a bigger run up. so my friend goes further back. He starts running, I feed him the ball, then he dives into it too early. His head goes in to hit it, but misses, so went down. Then his whole body followed and he pulled of a back flip. The he came down to land on the wet, muddy ground. I was so funny.
this happened a few weeks ago, but anyway
I go into the gym for my basketball lessen. In the storage room there are all kinds of balls. One type of these, when you kick them, they are so light they practicaly float. But they also look exactly the same as the medicene balls.
A ball is lying on the floor and a mate tells me to kick it to him. I thought it was a real light ball. So I went running up, swung my leg back, kicked it as hard as I could, then triped and fell on my elbow.
Turns out it wasnt a light, soft ball after all and was actualy a hard, heavy medicene ball. So as I came running up, it was almost like tripping over a big rock.
I fell and cut my elbow open, but I was laughing all the way. I wish I could have seen it happen, it would have looked so fuuny.
At least it was the start of the lessen, so not everyone was there yet.
A few months back, when I was doing football, we had a lessen on headering. we were doing an exercise where the field was split into grids. One person stood on a line, and another stood slightly to the side. The person on the side would throw the ball in, just as the other person came running up for a header.
I was throwing the ball in, and my friend was headering it. The teacher came up to him, and told him that he needed a bigger run up. so my friend goes further back. He starts running, I feed him the ball, then he dives into it too early. His head goes in to hit it, but misses, so went down. Then his whole body followed and he pulled of a back flip. The he came down to land on the wet, muddy ground. I was so funny.
I was playing basketball yesterday and I was taking the ball down the line and nobody could touch me. I started a layup when someone tripped me up. I dropped the ball and landed on it. It bounced up and went in the net!
spooky!
spooky!
Jetster wrote:
> Well this is not funny but I nearly got beat up by a group of 6 people.
*laughs his head off*
:-D
I went down a vert ramp in a trolley and on a chair earlier, then broke my friends nose. :-)
Later on we got kicked out of a shopping centre.
Me and my friends were up on the top floor, standing by the by the edge talking. This security guard comes up and tells us to "Pick up your things and move along"
"Why?"
"Becuase you're standing still"
So, we get our stuff (we had an office chair with us, don't ask :-D) and go downstairs and start walking around in cricles. He goes "Please get out of here" We ask why seeing as we aren't standing still any more, he says "Just move please".
So we go out. One of my friends sits on the chair, and we all start pushing him through the shopping dcentre we got kciked out of, we end up ramming the guard with the chair and legging it :-D
> Well this is not funny but I nearly got beat up by a group of 6 people.
*laughs his head off*
:-D
I went down a vert ramp in a trolley and on a chair earlier, then broke my friends nose. :-)
Later on we got kicked out of a shopping centre.
Me and my friends were up on the top floor, standing by the by the edge talking. This security guard comes up and tells us to "Pick up your things and move along"
"Why?"
"Becuase you're standing still"
So, we get our stuff (we had an office chair with us, don't ask :-D) and go downstairs and start walking around in cricles. He goes "Please get out of here" We ask why seeing as we aren't standing still any more, he says "Just move please".
So we go out. One of my friends sits on the chair, and we all start pushing him through the shopping dcentre we got kciked out of, we end up ramming the guard with the chair and legging it :-D
Well this is not funny but I nearly got beat up by a group of 6 people.
Craw wrote:
> I was in Tescos doing some shopping last week on my own. This bloke was staring
> at me in the fruit and veg section. I didn't recognise him so I carried along my
> way.
Every isle I went down he would appear, and I started to feel slightly
> uncomfortable when I realised he had no trolley, not even a basket.
Anyway I
> eventually lost him down the booze isle, and took my opportunity to buy my stuff
> and leave. As I was walking out I could see him queuing up to buy sommit so I
> quickly left. I packed the car and dropped the trolley of. Got back in the car,
> started the engine looked out the window and he was just stood at my car staring
> at me through the glass.
I wound the window down (by this point I'd had
> enough) and he leant in and said:
'Excuse me, are you gay?'
I replied 'No,
> sorry.' and drove off. That was quite odd. The missus says I'm not allowed to go
> to Tescos alone anymore. Gutted cos it takes ages with her and we spend more
> money.
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I had to laugh there. Brilliant stuff! :D
Strange but true.... hmmm. :-)
> I was in Tescos doing some shopping last week on my own. This bloke was staring
> at me in the fruit and veg section. I didn't recognise him so I carried along my
> way.
Every isle I went down he would appear, and I started to feel slightly
> uncomfortable when I realised he had no trolley, not even a basket.
Anyway I
> eventually lost him down the booze isle, and took my opportunity to buy my stuff
> and leave. As I was walking out I could see him queuing up to buy sommit so I
> quickly left. I packed the car and dropped the trolley of. Got back in the car,
> started the engine looked out the window and he was just stood at my car staring
> at me through the glass.
I wound the window down (by this point I'd had
> enough) and he leant in and said:
'Excuse me, are you gay?'
I replied 'No,
> sorry.' and drove off. That was quite odd. The missus says I'm not allowed to go
> to Tescos alone anymore. Gutted cos it takes ages with her and we spend more
> money.
-----
I had to laugh there. Brilliant stuff! :D
Strange but true.... hmmm. :-)
Hey that was me following you :p
Tesco's is full of weird people i see loads of funny people in their.
Tesco's is full of weird people i see loads of funny people in their.
Craw wrote:
> I was in Tescos doing some shopping last week on my own. This bloke was staring
> at me in the fruit and veg section. I didn't recognise him so I carried along my
> way.
Every isle I went down he would appear, and I started to feel slightly
> uncomfortable when I realised he had no trolley, not even a basket.
Anyway I
> eventually lost him down the booze isle, and took my opportunity to buy my stuff
> and leave. As I was walking out I could see him queuing up to buy sommit so I
> quickly left. I packed the car and dropped the trolley of. Got back in the car,
> started the engine looked out the window and he was just stood at my car staring
> at me through the glass.
I wound the window down (by this point I'd had
> enough) and he leant in and said:
'Excuse me, are you gay?'
I replied 'No,
> sorry.' and drove off. That was quite odd. The missus says I'm not allowed to go
> to Tescos alone anymore. Gutted cos it takes ages with her and we spend more
> money.
sorry this post just cracked me up i liked the twist at the end LOL
> I was in Tescos doing some shopping last week on my own. This bloke was staring
> at me in the fruit and veg section. I didn't recognise him so I carried along my
> way.
Every isle I went down he would appear, and I started to feel slightly
> uncomfortable when I realised he had no trolley, not even a basket.
Anyway I
> eventually lost him down the booze isle, and took my opportunity to buy my stuff
> and leave. As I was walking out I could see him queuing up to buy sommit so I
> quickly left. I packed the car and dropped the trolley of. Got back in the car,
> started the engine looked out the window and he was just stood at my car staring
> at me through the glass.
I wound the window down (by this point I'd had
> enough) and he leant in and said:
'Excuse me, are you gay?'
I replied 'No,
> sorry.' and drove off. That was quite odd. The missus says I'm not allowed to go
> to Tescos alone anymore. Gutted cos it takes ages with her and we spend more
> money.
sorry this post just cracked me up i liked the twist at the end LOL
Girl 2 seats over from me on swivell chair.
Spinning round, fell off, bashed head on desk and dropped coke on her head.
THATS comedy
Spinning round, fell off, bashed head on desk and dropped coke on her head.
THATS comedy
I was out on Saturday night doing the usual pub to pub crawl with my friends. After closing time we decided to go to tescos for some grub to take home and cook. On the walk over one of my friends decided to Spear some roadsighns then attack a tree. As he tried to knock it over I used my weight to hold it up, suddenly it cracked right above where I was holding it and fell to the ground. In a typical drunk fashion we all ran.
Poor tree.
Poor tree.
I was in Tescos doing some shopping last week on my own. This bloke was staring at me in the fruit and veg section. I didn't recognise him so I carried along my way.
Every isle I went down he would appear, and I started to feel slightly uncomfortable when I realised he had no trolley, not even a basket.
Anyway I eventually lost him down the booze isle, and took my opportunity to buy my stuff and leave. As I was walking out I could see him queuing up to buy sommit so I quickly left. I packed the car and dropped the trolley of. Got back in the car, started the engine looked out the window and he was just stood at my car staring at me through the glass.
I wound the window down (by this point I'd had enough) and he leant in and said:
'Excuse me, are you gay?'
I replied 'No, sorry.' and drove off. That was quite odd. The missus says I'm not allowed to go to Tescos alone anymore. Gutted cos it takes ages with her and we spend more money.
Every isle I went down he would appear, and I started to feel slightly uncomfortable when I realised he had no trolley, not even a basket.
Anyway I eventually lost him down the booze isle, and took my opportunity to buy my stuff and leave. As I was walking out I could see him queuing up to buy sommit so I quickly left. I packed the car and dropped the trolley of. Got back in the car, started the engine looked out the window and he was just stood at my car staring at me through the glass.
I wound the window down (by this point I'd had enough) and he leant in and said:
'Excuse me, are you gay?'
I replied 'No, sorry.' and drove off. That was quite odd. The missus says I'm not allowed to go to Tescos alone anymore. Gutted cos it takes ages with her and we spend more money.
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