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"My Spoof Off Entry"

Spoof off is just around the corner and I have temperarily dropped the "SR Pantomime" idea for a better one.

"The Good, The GAD and the Ugly"

Its a western spoof (Hence the name) and I need some cast members.


Drunkard #1 -

Drunkard #2 -

Pimp -

Hooker #1 -

Hooker #2 -

Sherrif - Tony

Deputy - Beards

New guy in town -

Villain #1 -

Villain #2 -

Hero -

Sidekick -

Barman -


To make it easier for me just write "I want to be ..... " with "..." been the part you want to play.

Note - N00bs will not be given prime choice of positions.

torticollis wrote:
> I would rather pull them. But mustn't grumble eh old chap?

If you call me old chap again ill skin you and throw you in a bathtub filled with vinegar.

I would rather pull them. But mustn't grumble eh old chap?

torticollis wrote:
> Do i get to pull strings?

You can have a violin and pluck strings. Good enough?

Do i get to pull strings?

Im casting you (Torticollis) as villian #3 - kapish?

There we go. Its all fitting into place, like a well-sawed jigsaw puzzle.

Thats what it is then. Gotta go home. Later.

As long as strings are being pulled, I'm fine with that.

'Man who pulls strings in miniskirt eating soup with a fork standing next to lamp post number 7'

On the subject or Gerbil man's name, I think he should be called Gerbil Man, because this is a far better, far Gerbil Man name. Oh yes.

Oh and by the way gerrid, i don't need any company, for i have invested in my own personal hoar, so Bleughhhh!