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*A long, long time ago, in spoofland, there lived a member. A member who, for legal reasons cannot be named, but we shall continue nevertheless. And scrap that 'a long, long time ago', because it never happened too. Hell, lets just skip this introduction bit and get onto the main part before I get bored and don't complete this thing at all...*
Un-named member - Hello! I will be the main character in this spoof. I'm somebody who has been on this site for a huge amount of time, so I am either a Notable or a well respected regular, and the writer just wants to brown nose. If not, I've probably got here by one of those sign up sheets, which means the writer is a newbie wanting a GAD prize. All my characteristics are blown out of proportion, so even the smallest thing I do on a regular basis is made out like I do it every 5 seconds...
*Jumps like a madman*
See what I mean? anyways, a storyline should be coming up any moment now, putting me in the most catastrophic of situation which will give the writer the most oppurtunities to put sexual innuendos into the play, morphing it into some kind of text based porno...
Newbie - Right, here I am. I've just been assigned the role in this spoof as your servant, and I will be following you around this post, popping in a few worthless lines every now and then, or getting shot early on. No doubt I have been banned 3 or 4 times, and I have sworn on various occasions... Anyways, what is a newbie like me talking in proper English for? Shouldn't I be talking with text talk seeing as I am meant to be stereotypical? R'nt I? Thts beta... Now, y iz a n00b doin a loooong post lik dis? Oh, I az come wid a message frm da king..
*Un-named member slaps newbie*
Un-named member - Why did I do that? He wasn't hurting me! Oh, I see, seeing as I am the more respected member, I get to slap around the newbie because he did something i didn't like? I see. Oh, and what is this message you bring?
Newbie - Itz bout da...
*Gunshot hits Newbie*
Un-named member - That's the shooting he was talking about, and look, he's gone all grey with 'user banned' all over him... He'll be back, only with a different name...
Néwbíé - Ur rite bout dat, n neways, da king wants 2 c ya
Un-named member - I am so stupid I won't even ask why, as you'd probably tell me and it would ruin the story and lose the writer he GAD he is hoping for, but won't get. Instead, I'll mindlessly walk the few miles to the castle, which will run out over a few paragraphs and no - doubt contain other members who the writer wants to be respected by. All this for minimum wage... Classy.
*The 2 walk to the castle, the N00b getting banned numerous occasions and coming back through various other names. For a brief period of time he disappears and comes back with a new name*
Un - named member - Oh! Who is this I see here? Why it can't be! I never! Who'd have thought YOU here? So hello… erm... who are you?
New Regular - I'm pretty new on the site, and only got my regular status through spamming and moaning about the look of the new Zelda. I've given funny names to the consoles like 'Lamecube' and 'X -tremely crap box'. I only game because it is in at the moment, and I've not opened my PS2 yet, which I got last Christmas. I still pretend to like Vice City though, and I am on SR to see what happens on it so I can tell my mates I've completed it. God knows why I am in this story, probably was the first thing that came into the writers head, with my witty 'Joe Blob' tagline.
Un - Named member - So why are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging around town centres threatening people who dare to walk past your crew on the busiest street in the town?
New Regular - No, I am meant to be buying some booze so my mates and I can look hard, but I'm just going to get some bottles from this bottle bank...
*Bottle Bank magically appears aside them*
And urinate in them. We never drink it anyway; lager is too strong for us 16 year olds.
Un - named member - So, be on your way! You just made this spoof look bigger, which was it's whole purpose, as the writer thinks that GAD is for quantity, not quality.
*The Un - named member walks along alone, as the Newbie has been forgotten because he no longer has any comical value and the writer couldn't think of a funny way to get rid of him*
Notable - Hello, it is the law that I have at least 2 notables have got to be spoofs, so I'll just randomly walk through just to make everything above board. Toodle Pip.
*Notable walks off as the writer gets bored of writing this mindless peice of garbage, and has to add a complication to the story to try and get a laugh*
Newbie - I am really a crazy hybrid of a cat and frog
Un-named member - But... you’re not...
*Failing in trying something drastic to make the spoof good, the writer has to skip to the end of the story to get the readers interested...*
Un -named member - We have finally reached the castle, but saying 'castle' by itself isn't funny is it? Well, to make it 'humorous', lets make it a big pink, fluffy castle with members - who are innocuously dressed as rabbits, for comical value
Rabbit Member Uno - Hello Sir!
Rabbit Member Two - Welcome to...
Rabbit Member Uno - The Castle!
Un-named member - Why the hell are you talking like 2 crazed retards? Were you separated at birth or something? Or did the writer just see you agreeing on something in the forums once of twice and decide that you were the perfect double team?
Rabbit Member Two - We are forced
Rabbit Member Uno - To talk like this
Rabbit Member Two - By the Writer
Rabbit Member Uno - As it's meant to
Rabbit Member Two - Be funny.
Rabbit Member Uno - Don't ask.
Un-named member - So can I come in then? This IS the king’s castle, is it not? And he's requested to see me, and sent his most annoying newbie to come and get me...
Newbie - Bum is a naughty word
Rabbit Member Two - Yes you may enter
Rabbit Member Uno - On one condition
Rabbit Member Two - You have to do something
Rabbit Member Uno - Random and funny
Rabbit Member Two - To add some humour
Rabbit Member Uno - To this bland story
*Un-named member pulls a walnut out of his pocket, gets a pen and engraves 'Stix' into the side of it*
Un-named member - Was that random enough for you? I've got others if you wish
*Un-named Member dances the mamba whilst stripping a bedroom wall*
Rabbit Member Two - No, that was fine
Rabbit Member Uno - The King is in the
Rabbit Member Two - First door to your
Rabbit Member Uno - Left.
*Un-named member and the newbie enter the castle, which has suddenly changed to a haunted mansion as the writer gets bored of playing with such a girlish idea.
Un-named Member knocks on the door and it magically opens by itself. Or by a ghost. No, by itself, as it is more eerie*
Meka Dragon - Yes, I am the second Notable in this story, but this time, I actually have a role, and I am the king of spoofland.
Un-named Member - Only 1 question - Why are you the only one to have a name, whilst I have to put up with this annoying 'Un-named member' malarkey? Oh, and forget the 'one question' thing, I want to ask another - How can you be king of spoofland when you, in my memory haven't ever written one?
Meka Dragon - Well, I'll answer both questions in 1 - I’ve won the most GAD's and the writer wants to get close to me, hopefully to get some hints and possibly a free game. Yes, the writer is in a dream world, but hey, it's his fantasy.
Un-named Member - So, anyway, on to business - why did you bring me here? To taunt me? To mock my inability to write?
Meka Dragon - No, I was going to give you a huge quest to complete, but the writer got incredibly annoyed getting it this far, and has had to stop numerous times to get some 'inspiration' for Kazaa.
Un-named member - So basically this has all been a waste of time?
Meka Dragon - You hit it on the head there
Mario - It's-a me!
The End
Moral - Text Based Spoofs suck.
Tribute (c)
Un-named member - Hello! I will be the main character in this spoof. I'm somebody who has been on this site for a huge amount of time, so I am either a Notable or a well respected regular, and the writer just wants to brown nose. If not, I've probably got here by one of those sign up sheets, which means the writer is a newbie wanting a GAD prize. All my characteristics are blown out of proportion, so even the smallest thing I do on a regular basis is made out like I do it every 5 seconds...
*Jumps like a madman*
See what I mean? anyways, a storyline should be coming up any moment now, putting me in the most catastrophic of situation which will give the writer the most oppurtunities to put sexual innuendos into the play, morphing it into some kind of text based porno...
Newbie - Right, here I am. I've just been assigned the role in this spoof as your servant, and I will be following you around this post, popping in a few worthless lines every now and then, or getting shot early on. No doubt I have been banned 3 or 4 times, and I have sworn on various occasions... Anyways, what is a newbie like me talking in proper English for? Shouldn't I be talking with text talk seeing as I am meant to be stereotypical? R'nt I? Thts beta... Now, y iz a n00b doin a loooong post lik dis? Oh, I az come wid a message frm da king..
*Un-named member slaps newbie*
Un-named member - Why did I do that? He wasn't hurting me! Oh, I see, seeing as I am the more respected member, I get to slap around the newbie because he did something i didn't like? I see. Oh, and what is this message you bring?
Newbie - Itz bout da...
*Gunshot hits Newbie*
Un-named member - That's the shooting he was talking about, and look, he's gone all grey with 'user banned' all over him... He'll be back, only with a different name...
Néwbíé - Ur rite bout dat, n neways, da king wants 2 c ya
Un-named member - I am so stupid I won't even ask why, as you'd probably tell me and it would ruin the story and lose the writer he GAD he is hoping for, but won't get. Instead, I'll mindlessly walk the few miles to the castle, which will run out over a few paragraphs and no - doubt contain other members who the writer wants to be respected by. All this for minimum wage... Classy.
*The 2 walk to the castle, the N00b getting banned numerous occasions and coming back through various other names. For a brief period of time he disappears and comes back with a new name*
Un - named member - Oh! Who is this I see here? Why it can't be! I never! Who'd have thought YOU here? So hello… erm... who are you?
New Regular - I'm pretty new on the site, and only got my regular status through spamming and moaning about the look of the new Zelda. I've given funny names to the consoles like 'Lamecube' and 'X -tremely crap box'. I only game because it is in at the moment, and I've not opened my PS2 yet, which I got last Christmas. I still pretend to like Vice City though, and I am on SR to see what happens on it so I can tell my mates I've completed it. God knows why I am in this story, probably was the first thing that came into the writers head, with my witty 'Joe Blob' tagline.
Un - Named member - So why are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging around town centres threatening people who dare to walk past your crew on the busiest street in the town?
New Regular - No, I am meant to be buying some booze so my mates and I can look hard, but I'm just going to get some bottles from this bottle bank...
*Bottle Bank magically appears aside them*
And urinate in them. We never drink it anyway; lager is too strong for us 16 year olds.
Un - named member - So, be on your way! You just made this spoof look bigger, which was it's whole purpose, as the writer thinks that GAD is for quantity, not quality.
*The Un - named member walks along alone, as the Newbie has been forgotten because he no longer has any comical value and the writer couldn't think of a funny way to get rid of him*
Notable - Hello, it is the law that I have at least 2 notables have got to be spoofs, so I'll just randomly walk through just to make everything above board. Toodle Pip.
*Notable walks off as the writer gets bored of writing this mindless peice of garbage, and has to add a complication to the story to try and get a laugh*
Newbie - I am really a crazy hybrid of a cat and frog
Un-named member - But... you’re not...
*Failing in trying something drastic to make the spoof good, the writer has to skip to the end of the story to get the readers interested...*
Un -named member - We have finally reached the castle, but saying 'castle' by itself isn't funny is it? Well, to make it 'humorous', lets make it a big pink, fluffy castle with members - who are innocuously dressed as rabbits, for comical value
Rabbit Member Uno - Hello Sir!
Rabbit Member Two - Welcome to...
Rabbit Member Uno - The Castle!
Un-named member - Why the hell are you talking like 2 crazed retards? Were you separated at birth or something? Or did the writer just see you agreeing on something in the forums once of twice and decide that you were the perfect double team?
Rabbit Member Two - We are forced
Rabbit Member Uno - To talk like this
Rabbit Member Two - By the Writer
Rabbit Member Uno - As it's meant to
Rabbit Member Two - Be funny.
Rabbit Member Uno - Don't ask.
Un-named member - So can I come in then? This IS the king’s castle, is it not? And he's requested to see me, and sent his most annoying newbie to come and get me...
Newbie - Bum is a naughty word
Rabbit Member Two - Yes you may enter
Rabbit Member Uno - On one condition
Rabbit Member Two - You have to do something
Rabbit Member Uno - Random and funny
Rabbit Member Two - To add some humour
Rabbit Member Uno - To this bland story
*Un-named member pulls a walnut out of his pocket, gets a pen and engraves 'Stix' into the side of it*
Un-named member - Was that random enough for you? I've got others if you wish
*Un-named Member dances the mamba whilst stripping a bedroom wall*
Rabbit Member Two - No, that was fine
Rabbit Member Uno - The King is in the
Rabbit Member Two - First door to your
Rabbit Member Uno - Left.
*Un-named member and the newbie enter the castle, which has suddenly changed to a haunted mansion as the writer gets bored of playing with such a girlish idea.
Un-named Member knocks on the door and it magically opens by itself. Or by a ghost. No, by itself, as it is more eerie*
Meka Dragon - Yes, I am the second Notable in this story, but this time, I actually have a role, and I am the king of spoofland.
Un-named Member - Only 1 question - Why are you the only one to have a name, whilst I have to put up with this annoying 'Un-named member' malarkey? Oh, and forget the 'one question' thing, I want to ask another - How can you be king of spoofland when you, in my memory haven't ever written one?
Meka Dragon - Well, I'll answer both questions in 1 - I’ve won the most GAD's and the writer wants to get close to me, hopefully to get some hints and possibly a free game. Yes, the writer is in a dream world, but hey, it's his fantasy.
Un-named Member - So, anyway, on to business - why did you bring me here? To taunt me? To mock my inability to write?
Meka Dragon - No, I was going to give you a huge quest to complete, but the writer got incredibly annoyed getting it this far, and has had to stop numerous times to get some 'inspiration' for Kazaa.
Un-named member - So basically this has all been a waste of time?
Meka Dragon - You hit it on the head there
Mario - It's-a me!
The End
Moral - Text Based Spoofs suck.
Tribute (c)
Page:
It depends how many guns holly has. And how fat she is.
Yes, but not too much holly on holly, it could cause a holly - caust
How about holly with some holly on
Some holly or holly? I'd be happy with either...
Yes, and I enjoyed reading it
*comforts the crying Tribute*
I'll get you some holly for christmas. Would that cheer you up?
*comforts the crying Tribute*
I'll get you some holly for christmas. Would that cheer you up?
I enjoyed writing it, and thst's what matters...
*crys*
*crys*
People hate spoofs. Face it. I told you not to do one, it would only lead to tears. And now look.
I am a master of disguises, but not of getting replies...
Hurru!
Tribute and his spoof of spoofs. He truly is a master of disguise.
Tribute and his spoof of spoofs. He truly is a master of disguise.
*A long, long time ago, in spoofland, there lived a member. A member who, for legal reasons cannot be named, but we shall continue nevertheless. And scrap that 'a long, long time ago', because it never happened too. Hell, lets just skip this introduction bit and get onto the main part before I get bored and don't complete this thing at all...*
Un-named member - Hello! I will be the main character in this spoof. I'm somebody who has been on this site for a huge amount of time, so I am either a Notable or a well respected regular, and the writer just wants to brown nose. If not, I've probably got here by one of those sign up sheets, which means the writer is a newbie wanting a GAD prize. All my characteristics are blown out of proportion, so even the smallest thing I do on a regular basis is made out like I do it every 5 seconds...
*Jumps like a madman*
See what I mean? anyways, a storyline should be coming up any moment now, putting me in the most catastrophic of situation which will give the writer the most oppurtunities to put sexual innuendos into the play, morphing it into some kind of text based porno...
Newbie - Right, here I am. I've just been assigned the role in this spoof as your servant, and I will be following you around this post, popping in a few worthless lines every now and then, or getting shot early on. No doubt I have been banned 3 or 4 times, and I have sworn on various occasions... Anyways, what is a newbie like me talking in proper English for? Shouldn't I be talking with text talk seeing as I am meant to be stereotypical? R'nt I? Thts beta... Now, y iz a n00b doin a loooong post lik dis? Oh, I az come wid a message frm da king..
*Un-named member slaps newbie*
Un-named member - Why did I do that? He wasn't hurting me! Oh, I see, seeing as I am the more respected member, I get to slap around the newbie because he did something i didn't like? I see. Oh, and what is this message you bring?
Newbie - Itz bout da...
*Gunshot hits Newbie*
Un-named member - That's the shooting he was talking about, and look, he's gone all grey with 'user banned' all over him... He'll be back, only with a different name...
Néwbíé - Ur rite bout dat, n neways, da king wants 2 c ya
Un-named member - I am so stupid I won't even ask why, as you'd probably tell me and it would ruin the story and lose the writer he GAD he is hoping for, but won't get. Instead, I'll mindlessly walk the few miles to the castle, which will run out over a few paragraphs and no - doubt contain other members who the writer wants to be respected by. All this for minimum wage... Classy.
*The 2 walk to the castle, the N00b getting banned numerous occasions and coming back through various other names. For a brief period of time he disappears and comes back with a new name*
Un - named member - Oh! Who is this I see here? Why it can't be! I never! Who'd have thought YOU here? So hello… erm... who are you?
New Regular - I'm pretty new on the site, and only got my regular status through spamming and moaning about the look of the new Zelda. I've given funny names to the consoles like 'Lamecube' and 'X -tremely crap box'. I only game because it is in at the moment, and I've not opened my PS2 yet, which I got last Christmas. I still pretend to like Vice City though, and I am on SR to see what happens on it so I can tell my mates I've completed it. God knows why I am in this story, probably was the first thing that came into the writers head, with my witty 'Joe Blob' tagline.
Un - Named member - So why are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging around town centres threatening people who dare to walk past your crew on the busiest street in the town?
New Regular - No, I am meant to be buying some booze so my mates and I can look hard, but I'm just going to get some bottles from this bottle bank...
*Bottle Bank magically appears aside them*
And urinate in them. We never drink it anyway; lager is too strong for us 16 year olds.
Un - named member - So, be on your way! You just made this spoof look bigger, which was it's whole purpose, as the writer thinks that GAD is for quantity, not quality.
*The Un - named member walks along alone, as the Newbie has been forgotten because he no longer has any comical value and the writer couldn't think of a funny way to get rid of him*
Notable - Hello, it is the law that I have at least 2 notables have got to be spoofs, so I'll just randomly walk through just to make everything above board. Toodle Pip.
*Notable walks off as the writer gets bored of writing this mindless peice of garbage, and has to add a complication to the story to try and get a laugh*
Newbie - I am really a crazy hybrid of a cat and frog
Un-named member - But... you’re not...
*Failing in trying something drastic to make the spoof good, the writer has to skip to the end of the story to get the readers interested...*
Un -named member - We have finally reached the castle, but saying 'castle' by itself isn't funny is it? Well, to make it 'humorous', lets make it a big pink, fluffy castle with members - who are innocuously dressed as rabbits, for comical value
Rabbit Member Uno - Hello Sir!
Rabbit Member Two - Welcome to...
Rabbit Member Uno - The Castle!
Un-named member - Why the hell are you talking like 2 crazed retards? Were you separated at birth or something? Or did the writer just see you agreeing on something in the forums once of twice and decide that you were the perfect double team?
Rabbit Member Two - We are forced
Rabbit Member Uno - To talk like this
Rabbit Member Two - By the Writer
Rabbit Member Uno - As it's meant to
Rabbit Member Two - Be funny.
Rabbit Member Uno - Don't ask.
Un-named member - So can I come in then? This IS the king’s castle, is it not? And he's requested to see me, and sent his most annoying newbie to come and get me...
Newbie - Bum is a naughty word
Rabbit Member Two - Yes you may enter
Rabbit Member Uno - On one condition
Rabbit Member Two - You have to do something
Rabbit Member Uno - Random and funny
Rabbit Member Two - To add some humour
Rabbit Member Uno - To this bland story
*Un-named member pulls a walnut out of his pocket, gets a pen and engraves 'Stix' into the side of it*
Un-named member - Was that random enough for you? I've got others if you wish
*Un-named Member dances the mamba whilst stripping a bedroom wall*
Rabbit Member Two - No, that was fine
Rabbit Member Uno - The King is in the
Rabbit Member Two - First door to your
Rabbit Member Uno - Left.
*Un-named member and the newbie enter the castle, which has suddenly changed to a haunted mansion as the writer gets bored of playing with such a girlish idea.
Un-named Member knocks on the door and it magically opens by itself. Or by a ghost. No, by itself, as it is more eerie*
Meka Dragon - Yes, I am the second Notable in this story, but this time, I actually have a role, and I am the king of spoofland.
Un-named Member - Only 1 question - Why are you the only one to have a name, whilst I have to put up with this annoying 'Un-named member' malarkey? Oh, and forget the 'one question' thing, I want to ask another - How can you be king of spoofland when you, in my memory haven't ever written one?
Meka Dragon - Well, I'll answer both questions in 1 - I’ve won the most GAD's and the writer wants to get close to me, hopefully to get some hints and possibly a free game. Yes, the writer is in a dream world, but hey, it's his fantasy.
Un-named Member - So, anyway, on to business - why did you bring me here? To taunt me? To mock my inability to write?
Meka Dragon - No, I was going to give you a huge quest to complete, but the writer got incredibly annoyed getting it this far, and has had to stop numerous times to get some 'inspiration' for Kazaa.
Un-named member - So basically this has all been a waste of time?
Meka Dragon - You hit it on the head there
Mario - It's-a me!
The End
Moral - Text Based Spoofs suck.
Tribute (c)
Un-named member - Hello! I will be the main character in this spoof. I'm somebody who has been on this site for a huge amount of time, so I am either a Notable or a well respected regular, and the writer just wants to brown nose. If not, I've probably got here by one of those sign up sheets, which means the writer is a newbie wanting a GAD prize. All my characteristics are blown out of proportion, so even the smallest thing I do on a regular basis is made out like I do it every 5 seconds...
*Jumps like a madman*
See what I mean? anyways, a storyline should be coming up any moment now, putting me in the most catastrophic of situation which will give the writer the most oppurtunities to put sexual innuendos into the play, morphing it into some kind of text based porno...
Newbie - Right, here I am. I've just been assigned the role in this spoof as your servant, and I will be following you around this post, popping in a few worthless lines every now and then, or getting shot early on. No doubt I have been banned 3 or 4 times, and I have sworn on various occasions... Anyways, what is a newbie like me talking in proper English for? Shouldn't I be talking with text talk seeing as I am meant to be stereotypical? R'nt I? Thts beta... Now, y iz a n00b doin a loooong post lik dis? Oh, I az come wid a message frm da king..
*Un-named member slaps newbie*
Un-named member - Why did I do that? He wasn't hurting me! Oh, I see, seeing as I am the more respected member, I get to slap around the newbie because he did something i didn't like? I see. Oh, and what is this message you bring?
Newbie - Itz bout da...
*Gunshot hits Newbie*
Un-named member - That's the shooting he was talking about, and look, he's gone all grey with 'user banned' all over him... He'll be back, only with a different name...
Néwbíé - Ur rite bout dat, n neways, da king wants 2 c ya
Un-named member - I am so stupid I won't even ask why, as you'd probably tell me and it would ruin the story and lose the writer he GAD he is hoping for, but won't get. Instead, I'll mindlessly walk the few miles to the castle, which will run out over a few paragraphs and no - doubt contain other members who the writer wants to be respected by. All this for minimum wage... Classy.
*The 2 walk to the castle, the N00b getting banned numerous occasions and coming back through various other names. For a brief period of time he disappears and comes back with a new name*
Un - named member - Oh! Who is this I see here? Why it can't be! I never! Who'd have thought YOU here? So hello… erm... who are you?
New Regular - I'm pretty new on the site, and only got my regular status through spamming and moaning about the look of the new Zelda. I've given funny names to the consoles like 'Lamecube' and 'X -tremely crap box'. I only game because it is in at the moment, and I've not opened my PS2 yet, which I got last Christmas. I still pretend to like Vice City though, and I am on SR to see what happens on it so I can tell my mates I've completed it. God knows why I am in this story, probably was the first thing that came into the writers head, with my witty 'Joe Blob' tagline.
Un - Named member - So why are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging around town centres threatening people who dare to walk past your crew on the busiest street in the town?
New Regular - No, I am meant to be buying some booze so my mates and I can look hard, but I'm just going to get some bottles from this bottle bank...
*Bottle Bank magically appears aside them*
And urinate in them. We never drink it anyway; lager is too strong for us 16 year olds.
Un - named member - So, be on your way! You just made this spoof look bigger, which was it's whole purpose, as the writer thinks that GAD is for quantity, not quality.
*The Un - named member walks along alone, as the Newbie has been forgotten because he no longer has any comical value and the writer couldn't think of a funny way to get rid of him*
Notable - Hello, it is the law that I have at least 2 notables have got to be spoofs, so I'll just randomly walk through just to make everything above board. Toodle Pip.
*Notable walks off as the writer gets bored of writing this mindless peice of garbage, and has to add a complication to the story to try and get a laugh*
Newbie - I am really a crazy hybrid of a cat and frog
Un-named member - But... you’re not...
*Failing in trying something drastic to make the spoof good, the writer has to skip to the end of the story to get the readers interested...*
Un -named member - We have finally reached the castle, but saying 'castle' by itself isn't funny is it? Well, to make it 'humorous', lets make it a big pink, fluffy castle with members - who are innocuously dressed as rabbits, for comical value
Rabbit Member Uno - Hello Sir!
Rabbit Member Two - Welcome to...
Rabbit Member Uno - The Castle!
Un-named member - Why the hell are you talking like 2 crazed retards? Were you separated at birth or something? Or did the writer just see you agreeing on something in the forums once of twice and decide that you were the perfect double team?
Rabbit Member Two - We are forced
Rabbit Member Uno - To talk like this
Rabbit Member Two - By the Writer
Rabbit Member Uno - As it's meant to
Rabbit Member Two - Be funny.
Rabbit Member Uno - Don't ask.
Un-named member - So can I come in then? This IS the king’s castle, is it not? And he's requested to see me, and sent his most annoying newbie to come and get me...
Newbie - Bum is a naughty word
Rabbit Member Two - Yes you may enter
Rabbit Member Uno - On one condition
Rabbit Member Two - You have to do something
Rabbit Member Uno - Random and funny
Rabbit Member Two - To add some humour
Rabbit Member Uno - To this bland story
*Un-named member pulls a walnut out of his pocket, gets a pen and engraves 'Stix' into the side of it*
Un-named member - Was that random enough for you? I've got others if you wish
*Un-named Member dances the mamba whilst stripping a bedroom wall*
Rabbit Member Two - No, that was fine
Rabbit Member Uno - The King is in the
Rabbit Member Two - First door to your
Rabbit Member Uno - Left.
*Un-named member and the newbie enter the castle, which has suddenly changed to a haunted mansion as the writer gets bored of playing with such a girlish idea.
Un-named Member knocks on the door and it magically opens by itself. Or by a ghost. No, by itself, as it is more eerie*
Meka Dragon - Yes, I am the second Notable in this story, but this time, I actually have a role, and I am the king of spoofland.
Un-named Member - Only 1 question - Why are you the only one to have a name, whilst I have to put up with this annoying 'Un-named member' malarkey? Oh, and forget the 'one question' thing, I want to ask another - How can you be king of spoofland when you, in my memory haven't ever written one?
Meka Dragon - Well, I'll answer both questions in 1 - I’ve won the most GAD's and the writer wants to get close to me, hopefully to get some hints and possibly a free game. Yes, the writer is in a dream world, but hey, it's his fantasy.
Un-named Member - So, anyway, on to business - why did you bring me here? To taunt me? To mock my inability to write?
Meka Dragon - No, I was going to give you a huge quest to complete, but the writer got incredibly annoyed getting it this far, and has had to stop numerous times to get some 'inspiration' for Kazaa.
Un-named member - So basically this has all been a waste of time?
Meka Dragon - You hit it on the head there
Mario - It's-a me!
The End
Moral - Text Based Spoofs suck.
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