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"Psssssst, BEARDS."

You're not at work are you? Please say you aren't...

Oh or are you doing that thing in the Smirnoff Ice ad where the dude goes back to work from a night out and sleeps on his computer to get a promotion?

*Taps nose* Mums the word, dude.

Archers is evil. Sweet, sickly, watered-down-syrup crap.

But then, if it's all that's available, it suddenly becomes so appealing...

Hey BEARDS. did you know that you are about to become a Staff reg in a couple more posts. They grow up so fast. :')

Beer makes me throw up. Archers doesn't. You do the math.

And we shall never speak of what happens when the Vodka comes out to play.

Drunk Cow wrote:
> Hey BEARDS. did you know that you are about to become a Staff reg in a
> couple more posts. They grow up so fast. :')

700 words in 15 posts?

Yeah, right.

700 words? I meant 600. Less than that now.

Damnit, I'm losing the ability to do maths. My one great skill is being killed off by the subtle charms of alcoholism.

Mystique wrote:

And we shall never speak of what happens when the Vodka comes out to play.
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No, don't. I did that last Saturday, that's all I'm saying...

If you can remember what you did to regret it, you didn't drink enough.

BEARDS. wrote:
> If you can remember what you did to regret it, you didn't drink
> enough.
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Ohhh that's scary when that happens.

Hey, BEARDS. 300words and 6 posts.:-0

larger is the key to all out exposer, so i found out... now i must trust mates to be loyal and not say the what dreadful things i said that teriabl night.

i love to babble...