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Mon 18/02/02 at 10:25
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With the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point machines customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Re-check make-up
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
27 Release hand brake
Mon 18/02/02 at 13:07
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"Excommunicated"
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Yoooourr Honnouuur

Damn Damn Damn Maths

errr welcome back :)
Mon 18/02/02 at 12:50
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Dunno, ASAP as far as I'm concerned...
Mon 18/02/02 at 12:48
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"Back from the dead!"
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How long till this election nonsense is over?
Mon 18/02/02 at 12:45
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On saturday I was fed up with all the Election crap, so I decided to boy-cott the forums until after the vote.

However, within 10 mins of being at work, I was so bored out my face, I decided to come back.
Mon 18/02/02 at 12:22
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eh? when and where did he go?
Mon 18/02/02 at 12:11
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Excellent. Nice to see you back YH.
Mon 18/02/02 at 10:56
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Meka Dragon wrote:
> Sexism perhaps?

My appologies.

I am still half asleep.
Mon 18/02/02 at 10:50
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"not dead"
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Sexism perhaps?
Mon 18/02/02 at 10:49
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slaveunit wrote:
> racism?

Just a little bit.
Mon 18/02/02 at 10:48
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racism?

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