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With the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point machines customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Re-check make-up
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
27 Release hand brake
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Re-check make-up
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
27 Release hand brake
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With the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point machines customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Re-check make-up
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
27 Release hand brake
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Re-check make-up
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
26 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
27 Release hand brake
Funny because it's true...
:)
:)
Your Honour wrote:
> With the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point machines customers
> will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
MALE PROCEDURE
>
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card
> into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5
> Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE
> PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to
> align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the
> window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
> card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt
> to insert card into machine
8 break a nail.
Cry and go off so there husbands will get there money for them.
> With the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point machines customers
> will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
MALE PROCEDURE
>
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card
> into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5
> Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE
> PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to
> align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the
> window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
> card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt
> to insert card into machine
8 break a nail.
Cry and go off so there husbands will get there money for them.
As funny as that is, I'm going to have to ignore the humour, and have a rant about 'Drive-Thru'.
Get out of the bloody car, and walk your lardy behinds to a cash machine. Better still, walk into McDonalds to make your purchases, rather than sitting your obese frame in the driving seat, and demanding 3 MCBig McMac McMeals and Diet Cola's.
I've never used 'Drive-Thru' anything, because I'm capable of walking, and rather like being able to do so.
Get out of the bloody car, and walk your lardy behinds to a cash machine. Better still, walk into McDonalds to make your purchases, rather than sitting your obese frame in the driving seat, and demanding 3 MCBig McMac McMeals and Diet Cola's.
I've never used 'Drive-Thru' anything, because I'm capable of walking, and rather like being able to do so.
There's always one...
:-p
:-p
The amount of people who drive through, and then sit in their cars in the car park never ceases to amaze!
racism?
Sexism perhaps?
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