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This is the second instalment of the "PS2 Crew" stories.
In the end of the last one, the crew split into two teams one was Team Silver and the other was Blue Team.
Team silver have to find a crystal and Blue Team have to find the sword, add them both together and the crew will be unstoppable.
The crew set off on two motorbikes with KR and Spike on one and Triple H on the other...
"Dammit Spike,” said a disgruntled Triple H "this is the FIFTH time you have been toilet already"
"Yeh and we have only been going half an hour,” laughed KR.
"If we hadn't of been going to this stupid jungle in the first place I wouldn't need to go toilet so many times, and laugh once more and I will blow your head off, all you have is a gattling gun Triple H" spike says trying to sound calm.
Triple H smiled at KR who smiled back, spike looked confused but continues ranting.
"And KR all you have is that Stupid Laser guided pistol, if we get in trouble in the jungle what you going to do? shoot them one at a time huh?"
"Well actually" KR starts "whilst you went for that ten minute toilet break I got my self and Triple H kitted up with some top of the range gear that I had been saving for our own expeditions"
"And KR has more Weapons then you could possibly imagine" boasts Triple H.
So with that the team said no more about their little argument, but spike was still interested in KRs arsenal of weapons. Suddenly two bodies lay in the road in front of them.
"What the fu" Kid Rock managed to shout before coming to an abrupt halt.
All three got off the Bikes and KR went to the back of his to get some thing from the back of his bike.
"This" he said to spike " is my arsenal".
Spikes jaw dropped to the floor, Triple H just grinned.
Inside were the most highly sophisticated weapons you would find any where.
He had AK-47s, Uzi’s, Precision rifles, shotguns and a whole load of weaponry, which would make the Army blush.
"So what have you got all these weapons for" spike said confidently.
"Well" said Triple H butting in " me and KR know quite a lot of people who owe us favours, so we just gave them a call when you went toilet and then came straight down."
"Triple H you go down to the body's and see if they are alive, if so shoot them." KR said.
"YOU CANT DO THAT" shouted spike "if we take them as hostages I think we could find the jungle that way"
"What and then we can have loads of the police coming in to the jungle as well and help us look do you mean?" replied Triple H.
Triple H walked up to the bodies as quickly as he could, KR grabbed a shotgun in one hand and the precision rifle in the other and aimed them both at a body whilst spike helps himself to a decent weapon.
Triple H went up to one of the body's and poked it with the end of his gun, "I think this one is dead" he shouts " the other one looks familiar though".
Spike drops his gun and rushes over, Kr on the over hand stays back and gets ready to fire his gun if needed.
Spike doesn't recognize any of them but under stands that Triple H knows one of them, he looks at both again and then signals to KR to swap round with him so KR can have a look whilst he looks after the bikes.
KR rushes over but stops suddenly when he see's who it is.
"its..its..." KR manages to splutter
"Yes it is him" Triple H says silently.
Suddenly a leg movement from one of the body's makes both of the Crew members jump back.
"Be...ware" says a voice from one of the body's
"They will get you, they will get you" the voice repeats.
"Is that you" Triple H who had now pulled him self together said.
KR and Triple H both grab the person and pull him to his feet, they stand him up and then the person recognizes them both as well.
"KR is that you? and Triple H what brings you here" says the man.
"Course it is us any way what the heck are you, the indestructible machine doing down here, we thought you were dead" said Triple H.
"Of course I aint dead, no one can kill the un stoppable PRO EVO!!!!"
"Sshh, keep your voice down" KR says
"And how did you end up half dead in the middle of no where?"
"The tribesmen came and we were defence less" he began
"Whoa hold up there Pro, WE who is we??" said KR
" Me and Natbuc tried to fight them off by they beat us like savage animals"
"Who is Natbuc" triple H quipped in.
With that Pro Evo bent down and nudged Natbuc who suddenly awoke and jumped into the air. KR Fired his Precision Rifle into the air.
It all went quite.
"Why are you here" said Kid rock who had completely forgot that Pro Evo was telling his story.
"We are here, because I am a crystal collector and have heard of one in a jungle which is so rare it makes its self rarer then a rare thing that is very rare" said Natbuc.
KR just looked at him then looked back at spike who was singing away happily to KRs Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre compilation CD.
"So how do get to the jungle" asks Triple H
"What, it’s called.... "THE JUNGLE OF NO RETURN" Natbuc replied
"Yes that's the one" says Triple H "so how do you get there"
"DONT TELL ME" says KR sounding rather bored at talking to Natbuc
"You go to a bus stop, get on a bus, say to the driver that you want a return ticket to the jungle, he will say there is a jungle with no return ticket so you go to that jungle?" says KR
Both Pro Evo and NatBuc look at each other in amazement.
"you.. your.. that's amazing" says Natbuc exaggerating as usual.
"What" says KR "don’t tell me im right”?
"Yes... that is amazing" says Natbuc once again.
"Any way, what happened to this tribe that attacked you then" Triple H says as he tries to carry on finding out what happened to Pro Evo and Natbuc.
"Well they just ran off after wards and that is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth" said NatBuc who once again went over the top with his answer.
"Well we better get going" shouts spike " we want to get there before it is dark.
The crew ride for miles with some how triple H and spike on one bike and then Kid Rock, Pro Evo and Natbuc on the other.
Eventually they find a bus stop but it looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in the last 20 years.
"Right then" spike commands " I will get on the bus and ask for a ticket to the jungle with no return, all you have to do is follow me ok"
"You can't take my CD" KR jokes.
"You can't exactly listen to it when you are riding a bike can you KR?" spike jokes back.
The bus arrives but to their horror the bikes won’t start, then the crew get surrounded by ugly faces which they soon worked out that they are the tribe’s men from earlier.
"Erm... hello" Triple H stammers "we come in peace"
"They aint aliens you know" jokes KR who then see's that they have weapons of revolt ion in there hands.
The crew get surrounded but then Natbuc remembers that Kid Rock had all them weapons in the secret compartments of his bike.
"KR" NatBuc says silently "remember the guns you have near your bike.
"Yeh you run over a pick out my shotgun, Triple Hs gattling gun and choose some for you and Pro Evo" says KR calmly.
"So then" says triple H trying to stall them until Natbuc gets the weapons
"Did you watch the football..? I don’t suppose you have T.Vs if you live in a place with no electricity." he remembers
"Talking of football" replies Pro Evo " are Sheffield Wednesday still in the premier league??"
"You must have been away a long time if you thin they are still in the premier league" KR says under his breath.
"What did you say?” Pro Evo asks interested
"He said they are, did you know they are about to kill us" Triple H says calmly.
Natbuc grabs all the weapons he needs runs back and hands them out quickly.
"Where is spike?” says Triple H
"He got on the bus didn't he?" replies Pro Evo
"DAMN" shouts KR "HE still has my CD".
"We" says one of the tribe’s men "are going to kill you with our bare hands HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"We will give you 1 minute to say your prayers and then we will kill you" adds a second tribe member who freakily looks similar to Evil Nik.
"what's the plan then KR" asks NatBuc
"I dunno, ask Triple H" KR replies
You have had your 1-minute now you must die. You will die of death
"well aint that a bit obvious" KR tells him
"that is true, but I will make sure you will be worst affected" the tribes men replies.
"NOT SO FAST" Shouts a voice
"Spike I though you got the bus,or is it just like normal where it broke down and they wouldn't give you your money back?" KR shouts back
"I saw you didn't follow the bus so I got off and then just sat for a while listening to music" Spike replied
"I don’t believe you, you sat listening to KRs CD whilst I am being surrounded by ugly tribesman?" Triple H says angrily.
"we have an extra person to kill now, ok goody more food for us" the leader shouts
The rest of the tribesman all shout back some mumbo jumbo that the crew don’t under stand.
"well it looks like some one is going to die" says Pro Evo "and I don’t think it will be me he shouts."
KR gets the jist of what he is saying grabs his double barrelled shotgun and blows of a tribe members leg.
"still want to mess with us, do you?" says KR
Suddenly Triple H gets his gattling gun and shoots the same tribe members arms off.
"I don’t think they do" says Triple H
suddenly the crew grabbed all the weapons they could and started shooting off all the arms and legs the could see, it was total anarchy which would never have ended unless Spike had not have heard a siren in the distance
"COPPERS" he shouted.
KR stopped shooting the tribesman to pieces and had to pull Triple H off a tribesman because all Triple H was doing was smacking him around the head with his nun chucks.
Pro Evo saw the lights in the distance and hopped on one of the motorbikes.
"come on let’s go, we will get put away for a long time if they catch us" warned Pro Evo.
So they all got on the bikes and Spike changed a few things round and finally got them to work again, and rode away as fast as they could leaving no traces of being at the carnage of broken body's and hacked off limbs.
After speeding so fast they eventually caught up with the bus they had seen ages ago, the crew followed it until it stopped out side a place with a sign saying in red *paint* "the jungle with no return"
"well that red paint is sure a give away" stated NatBuc
"yes paint" KR said sarcastically.
suddenly as if from no where some more tribe’s people came back but they were coming out of the jungle.
"how the hell did you get here with out any transport before us?" Pro Evo said sounding very annoyed
"we" said the new leader " we saw you just killed our friends so we just walked through the jungle for 5 minutes and now we are going to kill you.
suddenly the crew all jumped back onto the bikes shooting their way past the tribesman and dodging in and out between the trees as if they had been tree dodging as a living all there life's.
"er guys" said Triple H " I think we have got our selves lost in this place and I don’t think we will ever get out of here"
"what about where the crystal is?" said Triple H "we cant let Blue Team down" he added.
"well we can actually but they will have enough trouble finding that sword thingy" said KR looking around.
The crew continued deeper and deeper into the forest leaving the bikes behind them.
They travelled so far in that it would be a really difficult job of finding there way out again.
"This is really unfair" complained Natbuc " why do we have to walk in the jungle any way, we all know the crystal is some where under ground"
It all went silent you could hear a penny drop but in the jungle it is unlikely you will find pennies any where around the place.
"So we have been going around this jungle for the last couple of hours and now you go and tell us that it is in some under ground place, well that is just great thank you very much" Triple H ranted.
The team walked for another half hour until they came to an open bit of land where they set up base for the night and as soon as the tents had been made Pro Evo and Natbuc went to sleep which left "Team Silver" wide awake doing nothing.
"we aint just going to stay here are we" whispered Spike
"I hope not" KR replied
"well what we going to do, I for one am not just going to sit down and twiddle my thumbs until the morning" spike silently said.
"I wonder what Triple H thinks" Spike added
"well he has gone sleep so I don’t think he will be saying much" KR
At that point Triple H started to snore, so Spike Smacked him round the head with a pillow waking him up straight away.
"what???... what???" he murmured.
"we are going to have a look around do you want to come" Spike stated
"no I need beauty sleep" Triple H said in a serious tone
"You will need a lot of sleep then" sniggered KR, who quickly ran out of the tent in fear of getting shot for laughing.
Spike and KR went off to just have a walk after what Natbuc said about *an under ground place*, they travelled deep in into the forest again using a light from one of KRs new guns to guide them but it kept flickering on and off so they had to stop every now and again to change guns over.
"so where do you actually keep all these guns KR" Spike asked quizzingly
"well it is a bit like all them people you see on computer games who can keep any type of gun any where and always have it handy if I needed it" he replied
"Spike" KR begins "take this, I have given one to Triple H and Pro Evo but I don’t think NatBuc will need one because it is unlikely that it will be of use to him"
"cheers KR" Spike replied sounding cheerful
"so where will we be able to find this under ground layer then" spike asked looking around for clues.
"well we will just stumble upon it so keep looking" KR replied
The two carried on walking until they heard foot steps behind them, Spike quickly got out two of his guns.
"neat" was all KR said he wondered where spike had got them guns from.
"pretty neat huh, now you see the accuracy on these" Spike said with a grin.
But before he could fire the person who was following them turned out to be Pro Evo.
"man I am knackered" he said sounding puffed out.
As he said that he leaned on a nearby tree that split in half revealing a tunnel.
All three stood in awe of the tree that once stood in such a commanding position.
"hey look what I just did" Pro Evo boasted "I just used all my strength to knock down this massive tree.
"no what you have just done" Kr said still in shock " you have opened the secret passage way, I think"
"Is this the passage way to the crystal" Spike asked
"if it is, it sure looks dark down there, we can’t go down tonight" KR stated " Pro Evo wake up Triple H from his beauty sleep.."
"oh no he will be ugly if he doesn’t have enough beauty sleep" KR said sounding concerned
"he already is" Spike sniggered
Pro Evo went off to get the rest of the group awake, they grabbed their tents and then camped around the tree with one person on guard for 30 minutes each until day light came.
When morning came NatBuc was the first person wide awake.
"wake up every body" he shouted "it is day time now, oh what happened with this tree it seems to have fallen over" he added
"well" Triple H started " you were so fast asleep I had to carry you here and then take your place on guard"
"and now look at him, he is ugly" Spike Laughed
"didn’t get much beauty sleep" KR added
"so who is going to jump down the dark and narrow tube" Triple H suddenly said.
"come on" he added "just because we don't know where the end is doesn't mean it isn’t safe".
"I think we should send NatBuc down" Pro Evo said "after all it is his fault that we are tired"
"YEH LETS SEND NATBUC DOWN" every one else shouted.
Every one grabbed a part of Natbuc, and chucked him down the tube...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed
"shut up you wuss, after all if it is some thing dangerous they will proberly kill you in a few minutes" Triple H said sounded as if he was being serious.
"It's ok guys" Natbuc shouted up
"damn" said KR and Spike together.
The team took its time carefully going down the tunnel one at a time until eventually they all got down. They decide to leave NatBuc and Pro Evo to set up base whilst KR, Triple H and Spike went off in search of some answers.
"what was that noise" Spike said to the other two
"dunno" replied Triple H
"I didn’t heard any thing either" KR added
"be on your guard" KR warned " You don’t know what things could be down here"
"I have heard there is trolls with bows and arrows in here" Triple H stated.
KR was about to laugh but then remembered that he was talking to Triple H who never lies.
"so are these Trolls green with spiky hair" Spike sniggered
"Don’t laugh" Triple H Warned " you could be killed by one of their arr..."
He was just about to finish his sentence when an arrow flew just past his ear and landed just in front of Spikes foot
"well you have you prove now, don’t you Triple H" KR laughed
"this is no laughing matter" Spike said shaking from the shock of an Arrow landing near him.
Suddenly a group of trolls appeared from behind the trees, the crew were not completely out numbered but it was the fact that the Trolls had Bows and Arrows that worried them.
"Lets start then" said KR pulling out a shotgun and aiming it at a troll’s head.
Suddenly a shot fired from behind them.
"Go evil trolls!!" Boomed the person behind the team.
The trolls vanished and all left a Bow and Arrow behind. The crew turned around to see Pro Evo came had some how followed them with out being noticed.
Kr quickly picked up the Bow and Arrows and found a place to hold them for safe keeping.
"two questions" Spike started
"one. how did you get your voice so loud."
"and two. why did they disappear???"
"Dunno" Pro Evo said "but it sounded good" he added with a smile.
The crew continued on and Pro Evo started talking about leaving NatBuc at the base while he came with us to get some peace.
"you wont be getting any peace around here" Triple H said
"we might come near some more trolls again" Kr said in a serious tone.
Suddenly a row of tree's blocked the path...
"There is no why past" Said Pro Evo
"STOP" Boomed a voice
"Pro Evo was that you again" asked Spike
"nope I think it was a" Pro Evo started but was cut off by the voice again.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS UNTIL YOU HAVE ANSWERED ONE QUESTION" the voice shouted
"ok then" said KR
"we are ready" Triple H added
"THIS WILL NOT BE A PHYSICAL CHALLENGE" the voice continued.
"Great do you mind not shouting, its hurting my ears" Pro Evo tells him.
"I AM TomUK, AND THE CHALLENGE IS ONE THING" he says
"well TomUK stop shouting we can here you fine, just get on with the challenge" KR tells him
"The challenge will be a question" TomUK says
Footsteps behind them made the team turn around,.
"Natbuc, who is guarding the Base???" Kr asked
"I have made some highly technical defences" he boasted
"if any one manages to get past, I will let you shoot me"
"great, can I shoot you as well" Spike asked looking excited
"sshh" said Triple H " he is about to read the question out.
"THE QUESTION IS ABOUT..... FOOTBALL" TomUK starts
Every one looks at Pro Evo, but before TomUK had even started Natbuc shouts something out...
"Is the answer Football, I have a feeling that it will be so is that the answer" He asks
"Damn" says TomUK "next time I MUST think of harder questions in future"
With that the tree's parted revealing an abandoned building with an arch way in the middle. there are no doors for the building but it has a few look out towards which give the crew the creeps.
"I can see some thing in the distance between the arch way" Spike says
"Yeh I see it to" says Triple H
"it looks pretty cool, I can see it clearly now" KR remarks "it looks like a kind of Red"
The team start to walk forward, they heard a creaking noise they all look around to see the *tree's* behind them starting to close.
"what we going to do" Pro Evo asks Triple H
"Well I think we should try and leave the forest now" Triple H tells the crew whilst looking at the floor.
"well I am going to check the surrounding area with Triple H and Pro Evo" KR said giving Triple H a push in the back to start moving
"Why don’t you just run up to the crystal, grab it and then run back" Spike tells the group.
"you never know who is waiting in there, so we check the area and then we go in" Pro Evo states.
KR and Triple H start to walk around the side of the building and Pro Evo walks just behind them, they leaving the rest of the team standing so close to the crystal. Triple H see's a stair case so he climbed up it and looked over and tells KR and Pro Evo to stand and wait for he while he has a look.
Triple H had a good view of the surrounding area but surprisingly there are only two guards.
"KR" Triple H whispers "Bring up your bow and arrow and take out one of these guards whilst I take out the others"
KR signals to him and rushes up the ladder.
Triple H and KR time their shots so perfectly that the two guards were hit in unison.
Spike & Natbuc get fed up of waiting so they both decide to go and grab the crystal.
They reach the crystal and Spike goes to touch it but NatBuc quickly puts both his hands in the air and starts to talk a load of rubbish.
"Finally, destiny has predicted this day would come and now it has I feel so alive!!!!!!!!!!!" NatBuc proclaims
"good for you" Spike says "now lets just get the crystal and get the hell out of here"
"im sorry" NatBuc tells Spike "I wish I did not have to do this but I need this crystal more then I need friends".
"what are you talking about" Spike asks him.
Without saying another word NatBuc signals and all of a sudden loads of Trolls and Tribesmen come out from al sorts of hiding places and stand around the wall edges whilst Natbuc smiles a very evil smile. Suddenly a person with a hunch back comes out he is very small and he wears a black cloak to cover him self.
"I think we should go and do some thing" KR says to the other two
"yeh I agree" says Pro Evo "but lets just listen to what he says first because I don’t know what NatBuc is playing at"
"Today I have brought you here because THIS is the crystal of eternal youth, I will use this crystal to keep me alive, or I can sell it for... £100 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!" NatBuc shouted out
"not so fast , punk" Pro Evo said sounding like a really hard gangster.
"yeh, you have a gun in your hand but I bet you wouldn’t dare shoot Spike" KR tells him
"shut up KR" Triple H tells KR
"sshh, I know what im doing" KR replies
"you don’t think I have the bottle to shoot Spike do you" NatBuc asks KR
BANG!!!!!!!! a shot rings out, Spike goes down clutching his chest but amazingly no blood comes out.
KR holds Triple H & Pro Evo back and then whispers some thing to both of them. They look happy but then they turn back to NatBuc and he held the crystal in both hands.
"im off now my friends" Natbuc says to the trolls and the Tribesman " dispose of these disgusting adventurers.
NatBuc starts to walk towards the Tree's but then turns to Team Silver and says with a grin...
"You never guessed it was me who organized all this?" "I knew the password because TomUK works for me and now you are going to die so have a nice day" NatBuc states
"so what about when the tribesmen beat you up and left you for dead, was that set up as well" Triple H asks
"oh I forgot about that, they... they tried to kill me" NatBuc said
"shoot him any way" KR orders
BANG!!!!!!! Pro Evo shoots NatBuc in the head, but amazingly he gets up straight away...
"this guy aint right" says Spike who had gotten up by now.
It turned out that the thing that KR gave him in the forest a couple of days before was a bullet proof vest so Spike didn’t even feel a scratch.
NatBuc felt some thing crawl out of his ear, it was a bug, which was transmitted to make him act the way he was.
"so this, is why I acted weirdly" he said pointing to KR.
"Any way" Triple H started "are we going to destroy this place, or are we going to just leave now we have got the crystal?"
"lets ruin this place" NatBuc shouted.
The Trolls and Tribesmen came thick and fast but the 5 members of Team Silver managed to hold off their attack using strength and Skill.
KR used His Bow and Arrow to knock them down and then finished them off with his Uzi, Spike used his double barrelled shot gun to blow most of them away before using his flame Thrower to burn them to a crisp, Pro Evo didn’t have any problems knocking them down he used his exploding footballs to make the Trolls Explode and Triple H just smacked any one with his nun chucks and his gattling gun.
Natbuc was happy shooting away any one with his sawn off shotgun and his PK 45, which made a perfect combo.
"well we have defeated them all" KR said triumphantly
"lets get out of here" NatBuc said to Pro Evo
But Suddenly a HUGE shadow appeared in front of them...
"uh oh" Triple H managed to say
A creature as big as 7 men and just as broad and it came down from above, it was a mixture of a Troll and a tribesmen. It had massive legs and massive eyes.
"right" KR said " Me and Natbuc will go one way, you three do as much as you can to bring him down, aim for the legs." He commanded.
KR and Natbuc ran to a safe point whilst Triple H, Spike and Pro Evo went to try and bring him down.
"what we waiting here for" Natbuc asked KR
"we are going to hit his eyes so when I say shoot, you will shoot his left eye and I will shoot his right eye, ok?" KR asked
"yeh sure" Natbuc agreed.
Pro Evo got his exploding footballs and aimed for the creatures knee's whilst Spike ran under neath him and burned the inside of the creatures legs with his flame thrower, triple H waited for the right moment and then got all of the chains on his nun - chucks and managed to wrap them round the creatures legs making it sway every where.
KR and Natbuc ran out from there hiding point and Natbuc got out his sawn off shotgun and his PK 45 and KR got out his bow and arrows and put 3 arrows in place and he also got out his uzi.
"3...2...1.. NOW" KR shouted and him and Natbuc both fired as fast as they could at the creatures eyes, they were so powerful it made the creature topple over, narrowly missing Triple H , Pro Evo and Spike.
The creature was not dead though...
"You know what to do" Triple H said to Pro Evo
Pro Evo got out his Exploding footballs and gave one each to the crew, they lined them up and aimed for the creature’s mouth, they hit them and then ran for cover...
BOOOOOOOOO000000OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
The explosion ripped the creature wide open and set his body parts every where.
Suddenly a secret door opened...
"Well" said Spike "this is the way we have to go"
The crew walked through the door and came to the same road near the old bus stop.
"well NatBuc, Pro Evo we have loved having you on our side and we all agree you helped us out big time" Triple H said
"So" said KR "we have decided to make you official members of the PS2 Crew, im sure Blue Team wont mind so welcome aboard".
"not so fast, we are arresting you 5 on suspicion of murder" said a policeman.
"what" Said KR
"We aint murdered no PERSON" sniggered NatBuc
"Well all the same you have to come down to the station to answer some questions" the police man replied
"but the thing is" Pro Evo started
"we don’t want to come down the station with you, even if you have 5 police men with you now" KR told him
The Police went to arrest the 5 crew members...
"FIRE" shouted Pro Evo
the crew attack the officers, they didn’t kill them but instead they nicked the police car they had...
"do you know we have just assaulted the police officers" Triple H said
"never mind" Spike replied
"now lets just get away from here so we can meet up with Blue Team.
And with that Team Silver sped off into the distance an went to meet up with Blue team
THE END
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My first story,hope you enjoyed it, there will be a few mistakes but hopefully no major ones.
Two more storys in this series left until we stop for a while
KR
In the end of the last one, the crew split into two teams one was Team Silver and the other was Blue Team.
Team silver have to find a crystal and Blue Team have to find the sword, add them both together and the crew will be unstoppable.
The crew set off on two motorbikes with KR and Spike on one and Triple H on the other...
"Dammit Spike,” said a disgruntled Triple H "this is the FIFTH time you have been toilet already"
"Yeh and we have only been going half an hour,” laughed KR.
"If we hadn't of been going to this stupid jungle in the first place I wouldn't need to go toilet so many times, and laugh once more and I will blow your head off, all you have is a gattling gun Triple H" spike says trying to sound calm.
Triple H smiled at KR who smiled back, spike looked confused but continues ranting.
"And KR all you have is that Stupid Laser guided pistol, if we get in trouble in the jungle what you going to do? shoot them one at a time huh?"
"Well actually" KR starts "whilst you went for that ten minute toilet break I got my self and Triple H kitted up with some top of the range gear that I had been saving for our own expeditions"
"And KR has more Weapons then you could possibly imagine" boasts Triple H.
So with that the team said no more about their little argument, but spike was still interested in KRs arsenal of weapons. Suddenly two bodies lay in the road in front of them.
"What the fu" Kid Rock managed to shout before coming to an abrupt halt.
All three got off the Bikes and KR went to the back of his to get some thing from the back of his bike.
"This" he said to spike " is my arsenal".
Spikes jaw dropped to the floor, Triple H just grinned.
Inside were the most highly sophisticated weapons you would find any where.
He had AK-47s, Uzi’s, Precision rifles, shotguns and a whole load of weaponry, which would make the Army blush.
"So what have you got all these weapons for" spike said confidently.
"Well" said Triple H butting in " me and KR know quite a lot of people who owe us favours, so we just gave them a call when you went toilet and then came straight down."
"Triple H you go down to the body's and see if they are alive, if so shoot them." KR said.
"YOU CANT DO THAT" shouted spike "if we take them as hostages I think we could find the jungle that way"
"What and then we can have loads of the police coming in to the jungle as well and help us look do you mean?" replied Triple H.
Triple H walked up to the bodies as quickly as he could, KR grabbed a shotgun in one hand and the precision rifle in the other and aimed them both at a body whilst spike helps himself to a decent weapon.
Triple H went up to one of the body's and poked it with the end of his gun, "I think this one is dead" he shouts " the other one looks familiar though".
Spike drops his gun and rushes over, Kr on the over hand stays back and gets ready to fire his gun if needed.
Spike doesn't recognize any of them but under stands that Triple H knows one of them, he looks at both again and then signals to KR to swap round with him so KR can have a look whilst he looks after the bikes.
KR rushes over but stops suddenly when he see's who it is.
"its..its..." KR manages to splutter
"Yes it is him" Triple H says silently.
Suddenly a leg movement from one of the body's makes both of the Crew members jump back.
"Be...ware" says a voice from one of the body's
"They will get you, they will get you" the voice repeats.
"Is that you" Triple H who had now pulled him self together said.
KR and Triple H both grab the person and pull him to his feet, they stand him up and then the person recognizes them both as well.
"KR is that you? and Triple H what brings you here" says the man.
"Course it is us any way what the heck are you, the indestructible machine doing down here, we thought you were dead" said Triple H.
"Of course I aint dead, no one can kill the un stoppable PRO EVO!!!!"
"Sshh, keep your voice down" KR says
"And how did you end up half dead in the middle of no where?"
"The tribesmen came and we were defence less" he began
"Whoa hold up there Pro, WE who is we??" said KR
" Me and Natbuc tried to fight them off by they beat us like savage animals"
"Who is Natbuc" triple H quipped in.
With that Pro Evo bent down and nudged Natbuc who suddenly awoke and jumped into the air. KR Fired his Precision Rifle into the air.
It all went quite.
"Why are you here" said Kid rock who had completely forgot that Pro Evo was telling his story.
"We are here, because I am a crystal collector and have heard of one in a jungle which is so rare it makes its self rarer then a rare thing that is very rare" said Natbuc.
KR just looked at him then looked back at spike who was singing away happily to KRs Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre compilation CD.
"So how do get to the jungle" asks Triple H
"What, it’s called.... "THE JUNGLE OF NO RETURN" Natbuc replied
"Yes that's the one" says Triple H "so how do you get there"
"DONT TELL ME" says KR sounding rather bored at talking to Natbuc
"You go to a bus stop, get on a bus, say to the driver that you want a return ticket to the jungle, he will say there is a jungle with no return ticket so you go to that jungle?" says KR
Both Pro Evo and NatBuc look at each other in amazement.
"you.. your.. that's amazing" says Natbuc exaggerating as usual.
"What" says KR "don’t tell me im right”?
"Yes... that is amazing" says Natbuc once again.
"Any way, what happened to this tribe that attacked you then" Triple H says as he tries to carry on finding out what happened to Pro Evo and Natbuc.
"Well they just ran off after wards and that is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth" said NatBuc who once again went over the top with his answer.
"Well we better get going" shouts spike " we want to get there before it is dark.
The crew ride for miles with some how triple H and spike on one bike and then Kid Rock, Pro Evo and Natbuc on the other.
Eventually they find a bus stop but it looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in the last 20 years.
"Right then" spike commands " I will get on the bus and ask for a ticket to the jungle with no return, all you have to do is follow me ok"
"You can't take my CD" KR jokes.
"You can't exactly listen to it when you are riding a bike can you KR?" spike jokes back.
The bus arrives but to their horror the bikes won’t start, then the crew get surrounded by ugly faces which they soon worked out that they are the tribe’s men from earlier.
"Erm... hello" Triple H stammers "we come in peace"
"They aint aliens you know" jokes KR who then see's that they have weapons of revolt ion in there hands.
The crew get surrounded but then Natbuc remembers that Kid Rock had all them weapons in the secret compartments of his bike.
"KR" NatBuc says silently "remember the guns you have near your bike.
"Yeh you run over a pick out my shotgun, Triple Hs gattling gun and choose some for you and Pro Evo" says KR calmly.
"So then" says triple H trying to stall them until Natbuc gets the weapons
"Did you watch the football..? I don’t suppose you have T.Vs if you live in a place with no electricity." he remembers
"Talking of football" replies Pro Evo " are Sheffield Wednesday still in the premier league??"
"You must have been away a long time if you thin they are still in the premier league" KR says under his breath.
"What did you say?” Pro Evo asks interested
"He said they are, did you know they are about to kill us" Triple H says calmly.
Natbuc grabs all the weapons he needs runs back and hands them out quickly.
"Where is spike?” says Triple H
"He got on the bus didn't he?" replies Pro Evo
"DAMN" shouts KR "HE still has my CD".
"We" says one of the tribe’s men "are going to kill you with our bare hands HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"We will give you 1 minute to say your prayers and then we will kill you" adds a second tribe member who freakily looks similar to Evil Nik.
"what's the plan then KR" asks NatBuc
"I dunno, ask Triple H" KR replies
You have had your 1-minute now you must die. You will die of death
"well aint that a bit obvious" KR tells him
"that is true, but I will make sure you will be worst affected" the tribes men replies.
"NOT SO FAST" Shouts a voice
"Spike I though you got the bus,or is it just like normal where it broke down and they wouldn't give you your money back?" KR shouts back
"I saw you didn't follow the bus so I got off and then just sat for a while listening to music" Spike replied
"I don’t believe you, you sat listening to KRs CD whilst I am being surrounded by ugly tribesman?" Triple H says angrily.
"we have an extra person to kill now, ok goody more food for us" the leader shouts
The rest of the tribesman all shout back some mumbo jumbo that the crew don’t under stand.
"well it looks like some one is going to die" says Pro Evo "and I don’t think it will be me he shouts."
KR gets the jist of what he is saying grabs his double barrelled shotgun and blows of a tribe members leg.
"still want to mess with us, do you?" says KR
Suddenly Triple H gets his gattling gun and shoots the same tribe members arms off.
"I don’t think they do" says Triple H
suddenly the crew grabbed all the weapons they could and started shooting off all the arms and legs the could see, it was total anarchy which would never have ended unless Spike had not have heard a siren in the distance
"COPPERS" he shouted.
KR stopped shooting the tribesman to pieces and had to pull Triple H off a tribesman because all Triple H was doing was smacking him around the head with his nun chucks.
Pro Evo saw the lights in the distance and hopped on one of the motorbikes.
"come on let’s go, we will get put away for a long time if they catch us" warned Pro Evo.
So they all got on the bikes and Spike changed a few things round and finally got them to work again, and rode away as fast as they could leaving no traces of being at the carnage of broken body's and hacked off limbs.
After speeding so fast they eventually caught up with the bus they had seen ages ago, the crew followed it until it stopped out side a place with a sign saying in red *paint* "the jungle with no return"
"well that red paint is sure a give away" stated NatBuc
"yes paint" KR said sarcastically.
suddenly as if from no where some more tribe’s people came back but they were coming out of the jungle.
"how the hell did you get here with out any transport before us?" Pro Evo said sounding very annoyed
"we" said the new leader " we saw you just killed our friends so we just walked through the jungle for 5 minutes and now we are going to kill you.
suddenly the crew all jumped back onto the bikes shooting their way past the tribesman and dodging in and out between the trees as if they had been tree dodging as a living all there life's.
"er guys" said Triple H " I think we have got our selves lost in this place and I don’t think we will ever get out of here"
"what about where the crystal is?" said Triple H "we cant let Blue Team down" he added.
"well we can actually but they will have enough trouble finding that sword thingy" said KR looking around.
The crew continued deeper and deeper into the forest leaving the bikes behind them.
They travelled so far in that it would be a really difficult job of finding there way out again.
"This is really unfair" complained Natbuc " why do we have to walk in the jungle any way, we all know the crystal is some where under ground"
It all went silent you could hear a penny drop but in the jungle it is unlikely you will find pennies any where around the place.
"So we have been going around this jungle for the last couple of hours and now you go and tell us that it is in some under ground place, well that is just great thank you very much" Triple H ranted.
The team walked for another half hour until they came to an open bit of land where they set up base for the night and as soon as the tents had been made Pro Evo and Natbuc went to sleep which left "Team Silver" wide awake doing nothing.
"we aint just going to stay here are we" whispered Spike
"I hope not" KR replied
"well what we going to do, I for one am not just going to sit down and twiddle my thumbs until the morning" spike silently said.
"I wonder what Triple H thinks" Spike added
"well he has gone sleep so I don’t think he will be saying much" KR
At that point Triple H started to snore, so Spike Smacked him round the head with a pillow waking him up straight away.
"what???... what???" he murmured.
"we are going to have a look around do you want to come" Spike stated
"no I need beauty sleep" Triple H said in a serious tone
"You will need a lot of sleep then" sniggered KR, who quickly ran out of the tent in fear of getting shot for laughing.
Spike and KR went off to just have a walk after what Natbuc said about *an under ground place*, they travelled deep in into the forest again using a light from one of KRs new guns to guide them but it kept flickering on and off so they had to stop every now and again to change guns over.
"so where do you actually keep all these guns KR" Spike asked quizzingly
"well it is a bit like all them people you see on computer games who can keep any type of gun any where and always have it handy if I needed it" he replied
"Spike" KR begins "take this, I have given one to Triple H and Pro Evo but I don’t think NatBuc will need one because it is unlikely that it will be of use to him"
"cheers KR" Spike replied sounding cheerful
"so where will we be able to find this under ground layer then" spike asked looking around for clues.
"well we will just stumble upon it so keep looking" KR replied
The two carried on walking until they heard foot steps behind them, Spike quickly got out two of his guns.
"neat" was all KR said he wondered where spike had got them guns from.
"pretty neat huh, now you see the accuracy on these" Spike said with a grin.
But before he could fire the person who was following them turned out to be Pro Evo.
"man I am knackered" he said sounding puffed out.
As he said that he leaned on a nearby tree that split in half revealing a tunnel.
All three stood in awe of the tree that once stood in such a commanding position.
"hey look what I just did" Pro Evo boasted "I just used all my strength to knock down this massive tree.
"no what you have just done" Kr said still in shock " you have opened the secret passage way, I think"
"Is this the passage way to the crystal" Spike asked
"if it is, it sure looks dark down there, we can’t go down tonight" KR stated " Pro Evo wake up Triple H from his beauty sleep.."
"oh no he will be ugly if he doesn’t have enough beauty sleep" KR said sounding concerned
"he already is" Spike sniggered
Pro Evo went off to get the rest of the group awake, they grabbed their tents and then camped around the tree with one person on guard for 30 minutes each until day light came.
When morning came NatBuc was the first person wide awake.
"wake up every body" he shouted "it is day time now, oh what happened with this tree it seems to have fallen over" he added
"well" Triple H started " you were so fast asleep I had to carry you here and then take your place on guard"
"and now look at him, he is ugly" Spike Laughed
"didn’t get much beauty sleep" KR added
"so who is going to jump down the dark and narrow tube" Triple H suddenly said.
"come on" he added "just because we don't know where the end is doesn't mean it isn’t safe".
"I think we should send NatBuc down" Pro Evo said "after all it is his fault that we are tired"
"YEH LETS SEND NATBUC DOWN" every one else shouted.
Every one grabbed a part of Natbuc, and chucked him down the tube...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed
"shut up you wuss, after all if it is some thing dangerous they will proberly kill you in a few minutes" Triple H said sounded as if he was being serious.
"It's ok guys" Natbuc shouted up
"damn" said KR and Spike together.
The team took its time carefully going down the tunnel one at a time until eventually they all got down. They decide to leave NatBuc and Pro Evo to set up base whilst KR, Triple H and Spike went off in search of some answers.
"what was that noise" Spike said to the other two
"dunno" replied Triple H
"I didn’t heard any thing either" KR added
"be on your guard" KR warned " You don’t know what things could be down here"
"I have heard there is trolls with bows and arrows in here" Triple H stated.
KR was about to laugh but then remembered that he was talking to Triple H who never lies.
"so are these Trolls green with spiky hair" Spike sniggered
"Don’t laugh" Triple H Warned " you could be killed by one of their arr..."
He was just about to finish his sentence when an arrow flew just past his ear and landed just in front of Spikes foot
"well you have you prove now, don’t you Triple H" KR laughed
"this is no laughing matter" Spike said shaking from the shock of an Arrow landing near him.
Suddenly a group of trolls appeared from behind the trees, the crew were not completely out numbered but it was the fact that the Trolls had Bows and Arrows that worried them.
"Lets start then" said KR pulling out a shotgun and aiming it at a troll’s head.
Suddenly a shot fired from behind them.
"Go evil trolls!!" Boomed the person behind the team.
The trolls vanished and all left a Bow and Arrow behind. The crew turned around to see Pro Evo came had some how followed them with out being noticed.
Kr quickly picked up the Bow and Arrows and found a place to hold them for safe keeping.
"two questions" Spike started
"one. how did you get your voice so loud."
"and two. why did they disappear???"
"Dunno" Pro Evo said "but it sounded good" he added with a smile.
The crew continued on and Pro Evo started talking about leaving NatBuc at the base while he came with us to get some peace.
"you wont be getting any peace around here" Triple H said
"we might come near some more trolls again" Kr said in a serious tone.
Suddenly a row of tree's blocked the path...
"There is no why past" Said Pro Evo
"STOP" Boomed a voice
"Pro Evo was that you again" asked Spike
"nope I think it was a" Pro Evo started but was cut off by the voice again.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS UNTIL YOU HAVE ANSWERED ONE QUESTION" the voice shouted
"ok then" said KR
"we are ready" Triple H added
"THIS WILL NOT BE A PHYSICAL CHALLENGE" the voice continued.
"Great do you mind not shouting, its hurting my ears" Pro Evo tells him.
"I AM TomUK, AND THE CHALLENGE IS ONE THING" he says
"well TomUK stop shouting we can here you fine, just get on with the challenge" KR tells him
"The challenge will be a question" TomUK says
Footsteps behind them made the team turn around,.
"Natbuc, who is guarding the Base???" Kr asked
"I have made some highly technical defences" he boasted
"if any one manages to get past, I will let you shoot me"
"great, can I shoot you as well" Spike asked looking excited
"sshh" said Triple H " he is about to read the question out.
"THE QUESTION IS ABOUT..... FOOTBALL" TomUK starts
Every one looks at Pro Evo, but before TomUK had even started Natbuc shouts something out...
"Is the answer Football, I have a feeling that it will be so is that the answer" He asks
"Damn" says TomUK "next time I MUST think of harder questions in future"
With that the tree's parted revealing an abandoned building with an arch way in the middle. there are no doors for the building but it has a few look out towards which give the crew the creeps.
"I can see some thing in the distance between the arch way" Spike says
"Yeh I see it to" says Triple H
"it looks pretty cool, I can see it clearly now" KR remarks "it looks like a kind of Red"
The team start to walk forward, they heard a creaking noise they all look around to see the *tree's* behind them starting to close.
"what we going to do" Pro Evo asks Triple H
"Well I think we should try and leave the forest now" Triple H tells the crew whilst looking at the floor.
"well I am going to check the surrounding area with Triple H and Pro Evo" KR said giving Triple H a push in the back to start moving
"Why don’t you just run up to the crystal, grab it and then run back" Spike tells the group.
"you never know who is waiting in there, so we check the area and then we go in" Pro Evo states.
KR and Triple H start to walk around the side of the building and Pro Evo walks just behind them, they leaving the rest of the team standing so close to the crystal. Triple H see's a stair case so he climbed up it and looked over and tells KR and Pro Evo to stand and wait for he while he has a look.
Triple H had a good view of the surrounding area but surprisingly there are only two guards.
"KR" Triple H whispers "Bring up your bow and arrow and take out one of these guards whilst I take out the others"
KR signals to him and rushes up the ladder.
Triple H and KR time their shots so perfectly that the two guards were hit in unison.
Spike & Natbuc get fed up of waiting so they both decide to go and grab the crystal.
They reach the crystal and Spike goes to touch it but NatBuc quickly puts both his hands in the air and starts to talk a load of rubbish.
"Finally, destiny has predicted this day would come and now it has I feel so alive!!!!!!!!!!!" NatBuc proclaims
"good for you" Spike says "now lets just get the crystal and get the hell out of here"
"im sorry" NatBuc tells Spike "I wish I did not have to do this but I need this crystal more then I need friends".
"what are you talking about" Spike asks him.
Without saying another word NatBuc signals and all of a sudden loads of Trolls and Tribesmen come out from al sorts of hiding places and stand around the wall edges whilst Natbuc smiles a very evil smile. Suddenly a person with a hunch back comes out he is very small and he wears a black cloak to cover him self.
"I think we should go and do some thing" KR says to the other two
"yeh I agree" says Pro Evo "but lets just listen to what he says first because I don’t know what NatBuc is playing at"
"Today I have brought you here because THIS is the crystal of eternal youth, I will use this crystal to keep me alive, or I can sell it for... £100 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!" NatBuc shouted out
"not so fast , punk" Pro Evo said sounding like a really hard gangster.
"yeh, you have a gun in your hand but I bet you wouldn’t dare shoot Spike" KR tells him
"shut up KR" Triple H tells KR
"sshh, I know what im doing" KR replies
"you don’t think I have the bottle to shoot Spike do you" NatBuc asks KR
BANG!!!!!!!! a shot rings out, Spike goes down clutching his chest but amazingly no blood comes out.
KR holds Triple H & Pro Evo back and then whispers some thing to both of them. They look happy but then they turn back to NatBuc and he held the crystal in both hands.
"im off now my friends" Natbuc says to the trolls and the Tribesman " dispose of these disgusting adventurers.
NatBuc starts to walk towards the Tree's but then turns to Team Silver and says with a grin...
"You never guessed it was me who organized all this?" "I knew the password because TomUK works for me and now you are going to die so have a nice day" NatBuc states
"so what about when the tribesmen beat you up and left you for dead, was that set up as well" Triple H asks
"oh I forgot about that, they... they tried to kill me" NatBuc said
"shoot him any way" KR orders
BANG!!!!!!! Pro Evo shoots NatBuc in the head, but amazingly he gets up straight away...
"this guy aint right" says Spike who had gotten up by now.
It turned out that the thing that KR gave him in the forest a couple of days before was a bullet proof vest so Spike didn’t even feel a scratch.
NatBuc felt some thing crawl out of his ear, it was a bug, which was transmitted to make him act the way he was.
"so this, is why I acted weirdly" he said pointing to KR.
"Any way" Triple H started "are we going to destroy this place, or are we going to just leave now we have got the crystal?"
"lets ruin this place" NatBuc shouted.
The Trolls and Tribesmen came thick and fast but the 5 members of Team Silver managed to hold off their attack using strength and Skill.
KR used His Bow and Arrow to knock them down and then finished them off with his Uzi, Spike used his double barrelled shot gun to blow most of them away before using his flame Thrower to burn them to a crisp, Pro Evo didn’t have any problems knocking them down he used his exploding footballs to make the Trolls Explode and Triple H just smacked any one with his nun chucks and his gattling gun.
Natbuc was happy shooting away any one with his sawn off shotgun and his PK 45, which made a perfect combo.
"well we have defeated them all" KR said triumphantly
"lets get out of here" NatBuc said to Pro Evo
But Suddenly a HUGE shadow appeared in front of them...
"uh oh" Triple H managed to say
A creature as big as 7 men and just as broad and it came down from above, it was a mixture of a Troll and a tribesmen. It had massive legs and massive eyes.
"right" KR said " Me and Natbuc will go one way, you three do as much as you can to bring him down, aim for the legs." He commanded.
KR and Natbuc ran to a safe point whilst Triple H, Spike and Pro Evo went to try and bring him down.
"what we waiting here for" Natbuc asked KR
"we are going to hit his eyes so when I say shoot, you will shoot his left eye and I will shoot his right eye, ok?" KR asked
"yeh sure" Natbuc agreed.
Pro Evo got his exploding footballs and aimed for the creatures knee's whilst Spike ran under neath him and burned the inside of the creatures legs with his flame thrower, triple H waited for the right moment and then got all of the chains on his nun - chucks and managed to wrap them round the creatures legs making it sway every where.
KR and Natbuc ran out from there hiding point and Natbuc got out his sawn off shotgun and his PK 45 and KR got out his bow and arrows and put 3 arrows in place and he also got out his uzi.
"3...2...1.. NOW" KR shouted and him and Natbuc both fired as fast as they could at the creatures eyes, they were so powerful it made the creature topple over, narrowly missing Triple H , Pro Evo and Spike.
The creature was not dead though...
"You know what to do" Triple H said to Pro Evo
Pro Evo got out his Exploding footballs and gave one each to the crew, they lined them up and aimed for the creature’s mouth, they hit them and then ran for cover...
BOOOOOOOOO000000OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
The explosion ripped the creature wide open and set his body parts every where.
Suddenly a secret door opened...
"Well" said Spike "this is the way we have to go"
The crew walked through the door and came to the same road near the old bus stop.
"well NatBuc, Pro Evo we have loved having you on our side and we all agree you helped us out big time" Triple H said
"So" said KR "we have decided to make you official members of the PS2 Crew, im sure Blue Team wont mind so welcome aboard".
"not so fast, we are arresting you 5 on suspicion of murder" said a policeman.
"what" Said KR
"We aint murdered no PERSON" sniggered NatBuc
"Well all the same you have to come down to the station to answer some questions" the police man replied
"but the thing is" Pro Evo started
"we don’t want to come down the station with you, even if you have 5 police men with you now" KR told him
The Police went to arrest the 5 crew members...
"FIRE" shouted Pro Evo
the crew attack the officers, they didn’t kill them but instead they nicked the police car they had...
"do you know we have just assaulted the police officers" Triple H said
"never mind" Spike replied
"now lets just get away from here so we can meet up with Blue Team.
And with that Team Silver sped off into the distance an went to meet up with Blue team
THE END
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My first story,hope you enjoyed it, there will be a few mistakes but hopefully no major ones.
Two more storys in this series left until we stop for a while
KR
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hehe nice story mate!
This is the second instalment of the "PS2 Crew" stories.
In the end of the last one, the crew split into two teams one was Team Silver and the other was Blue Team.
Team silver have to find a crystal and Blue Team have to find the sword, add them both together and the crew will be unstoppable.
The crew set off on two motorbikes with KR and Spike on one and Triple H on the other...
"Dammit Spike,” said a disgruntled Triple H "this is the FIFTH time you have been toilet already"
"Yeh and we have only been going half an hour,” laughed KR.
"If we hadn't of been going to this stupid jungle in the first place I wouldn't need to go toilet so many times, and laugh once more and I will blow your head off, all you have is a gattling gun Triple H" spike says trying to sound calm.
Triple H smiled at KR who smiled back, spike looked confused but continues ranting.
"And KR all you have is that Stupid Laser guided pistol, if we get in trouble in the jungle what you going to do? shoot them one at a time huh?"
"Well actually" KR starts "whilst you went for that ten minute toilet break I got my self and Triple H kitted up with some top of the range gear that I had been saving for our own expeditions"
"And KR has more Weapons then you could possibly imagine" boasts Triple H.
So with that the team said no more about their little argument, but spike was still interested in KRs arsenal of weapons. Suddenly two bodies lay in the road in front of them.
"What the fu" Kid Rock managed to shout before coming to an abrupt halt.
All three got off the Bikes and KR went to the back of his to get some thing from the back of his bike.
"This" he said to spike " is my arsenal".
Spikes jaw dropped to the floor, Triple H just grinned.
Inside were the most highly sophisticated weapons you would find any where.
He had AK-47s, Uzi’s, Precision rifles, shotguns and a whole load of weaponry, which would make the Army blush.
"So what have you got all these weapons for" spike said confidently.
"Well" said Triple H butting in " me and KR know quite a lot of people who owe us favours, so we just gave them a call when you went toilet and then came straight down."
"Triple H you go down to the body's and see if they are alive, if so shoot them." KR said.
"YOU CANT DO THAT" shouted spike "if we take them as hostages I think we could find the jungle that way"
"What and then we can have loads of the police coming in to the jungle as well and help us look do you mean?" replied Triple H.
Triple H walked up to the bodies as quickly as he could, KR grabbed a shotgun in one hand and the precision rifle in the other and aimed them both at a body whilst spike helps himself to a decent weapon.
Triple H went up to one of the body's and poked it with the end of his gun, "I think this one is dead" he shouts " the other one looks familiar though".
Spike drops his gun and rushes over, Kr on the over hand stays back and gets ready to fire his gun if needed.
Spike doesn't recognize any of them but under stands that Triple H knows one of them, he looks at both again and then signals to KR to swap round with him so KR can have a look whilst he looks after the bikes.
KR rushes over but stops suddenly when he see's who it is.
"its..its..." KR manages to splutter
"Yes it is him" Triple H says silently.
Suddenly a leg movement from one of the body's makes both of the Crew members jump back.
"Be...ware" says a voice from one of the body's
"They will get you, they will get you" the voice repeats.
"Is that you" Triple H who had now pulled him self together said.
KR and Triple H both grab the person and pull him to his feet, they stand him up and then the person recognizes them both as well.
"KR is that you? and Triple H what brings you here" says the man.
"Course it is us any way what the heck are you, the indestructible machine doing down here, we thought you were dead" said Triple H.
"Of course I aint dead, no one can kill the un stoppable PRO EVO!!!!"
"Sshh, keep your voice down" KR says
"And how did you end up half dead in the middle of no where?"
"The tribesmen came and we were defence less" he began
"Whoa hold up there Pro, WE who is we??" said KR
" Me and Natbuc tried to fight them off by they beat us like savage animals"
"Who is Natbuc" triple H quipped in.
With that Pro Evo bent down and nudged Natbuc who suddenly awoke and jumped into the air. KR Fired his Precision Rifle into the air.
It all went quite.
"Why are you here" said Kid rock who had completely forgot that Pro Evo was telling his story.
"We are here, because I am a crystal collector and have heard of one in a jungle which is so rare it makes its self rarer then a rare thing that is very rare" said Natbuc.
KR just looked at him then looked back at spike who was singing away happily to KRs Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre compilation CD.
"So how do get to the jungle" asks Triple H
"What, it’s called.... "THE JUNGLE OF NO RETURN" Natbuc replied
"Yes that's the one" says Triple H "so how do you get there"
"DONT TELL ME" says KR sounding rather bored at talking to Natbuc
"You go to a bus stop, get on a bus, say to the driver that you want a return ticket to the jungle, he will say there is a jungle with no return ticket so you go to that jungle?" says KR
Both Pro Evo and NatBuc look at each other in amazement.
"you.. your.. that's amazing" says Natbuc exaggerating as usual.
"What" says KR "don’t tell me im right”?
"Yes... that is amazing" says Natbuc once again.
"Any way, what happened to this tribe that attacked you then" Triple H says as he tries to carry on finding out what happened to Pro Evo and Natbuc.
"Well they just ran off after wards and that is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth" said NatBuc who once again went over the top with his answer.
"Well we better get going" shouts spike " we want to get there before it is dark.
The crew ride for miles with some how triple H and spike on one bike and then Kid Rock, Pro Evo and Natbuc on the other.
Eventually they find a bus stop but it looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in the last 20 years.
"Right then" spike commands " I will get on the bus and ask for a ticket to the jungle with no return, all you have to do is follow me ok"
"You can't take my CD" KR jokes.
"You can't exactly listen to it when you are riding a bike can you KR?" spike jokes back.
The bus arrives but to their horror the bikes won’t start, then the crew get surrounded by ugly faces which they soon worked out that they are the tribe’s men from earlier.
"Erm... hello" Triple H stammers "we come in peace"
"They aint aliens you know" jokes KR who then see's that they have weapons of revolt ion in there hands.
The crew get surrounded but then Natbuc remembers that Kid Rock had all them weapons in the secret compartments of his bike.
"KR" NatBuc says silently "remember the guns you have near your bike.
"Yeh you run over a pick out my shotgun, Triple Hs gattling gun and choose some for you and Pro Evo" says KR calmly.
"So then" says triple H trying to stall them until Natbuc gets the weapons
"Did you watch the football..? I don’t suppose you have T.Vs if you live in a place with no electricity." he remembers
"Talking of football" replies Pro Evo " are Sheffield Wednesday still in the premier league??"
"You must have been away a long time if you thin they are still in the premier league" KR says under his breath.
"What did you say?” Pro Evo asks interested
"He said they are, did you know they are about to kill us" Triple H says calmly.
Natbuc grabs all the weapons he needs runs back and hands them out quickly.
"Where is spike?” says Triple H
"He got on the bus didn't he?" replies Pro Evo
"DAMN" shouts KR "HE still has my CD".
"We" says one of the tribe’s men "are going to kill you with our bare hands HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"We will give you 1 minute to say your prayers and then we will kill you" adds a second tribe member who freakily looks similar to Evil Nik.
"what's the plan then KR" asks NatBuc
"I dunno, ask Triple H" KR replies
You have had your 1-minute now you must die. You will die of death
"well aint that a bit obvious" KR tells him
"that is true, but I will make sure you will be worst affected" the tribes men replies.
"NOT SO FAST" Shouts a voice
"Spike I though you got the bus,or is it just like normal where it broke down and they wouldn't give you your money back?" KR shouts back
"I saw you didn't follow the bus so I got off and then just sat for a while listening to music" Spike replied
"I don’t believe you, you sat listening to KRs CD whilst I am being surrounded by ugly tribesman?" Triple H says angrily.
"we have an extra person to kill now, ok goody more food for us" the leader shouts
The rest of the tribesman all shout back some mumbo jumbo that the crew don’t under stand.
"well it looks like some one is going to die" says Pro Evo "and I don’t think it will be me he shouts."
KR gets the jist of what he is saying grabs his double barrelled shotgun and blows of a tribe members leg.
"still want to mess with us, do you?" says KR
Suddenly Triple H gets his gattling gun and shoots the same tribe members arms off.
"I don’t think they do" says Triple H
suddenly the crew grabbed all the weapons they could and started shooting off all the arms and legs the could see, it was total anarchy which would never have ended unless Spike had not have heard a siren in the distance
"COPPERS" he shouted.
KR stopped shooting the tribesman to pieces and had to pull Triple H off a tribesman because all Triple H was doing was smacking him around the head with his nun chucks.
Pro Evo saw the lights in the distance and hopped on one of the motorbikes.
"come on let’s go, we will get put away for a long time if they catch us" warned Pro Evo.
So they all got on the bikes and Spike changed a few things round and finally got them to work again, and rode away as fast as they could leaving no traces of being at the carnage of broken body's and hacked off limbs.
After speeding so fast they eventually caught up with the bus they had seen ages ago, the crew followed it until it stopped out side a place with a sign saying in red *paint* "the jungle with no return"
"well that red paint is sure a give away" stated NatBuc
"yes paint" KR said sarcastically.
suddenly as if from no where some more tribe’s people came back but they were coming out of the jungle.
"how the hell did you get here with out any transport before us?" Pro Evo said sounding very annoyed
"we" said the new leader " we saw you just killed our friends so we just walked through the jungle for 5 minutes and now we are going to kill you.
suddenly the crew all jumped back onto the bikes shooting their way past the tribesman and dodging in and out between the trees as if they had been tree dodging as a living all there life's.
"er guys" said Triple H " I think we have got our selves lost in this place and I don’t think we will ever get out of here"
"what about where the crystal is?" said Triple H "we cant let Blue Team down" he added.
"well we can actually but they will have enough trouble finding that sword thingy" said KR looking around.
The crew continued deeper and deeper into the forest leaving the bikes behind them.
They travelled so far in that it would be a really difficult job of finding there way out again.
"This is really unfair" complained Natbuc " why do we have to walk in the jungle any way, we all know the crystal is some where under ground"
It all went silent you could hear a penny drop but in the jungle it is unlikely you will find pennies any where around the place.
"So we have been going around this jungle for the last couple of hours and now you go and tell us that it is in some under ground place, well that is just great thank you very much" Triple H ranted.
The team walked for another half hour until they came to an open bit of land where they set up base for the night and as soon as the tents had been made Pro Evo and Natbuc went to sleep which left "Team Silver" wide awake doing nothing.
"we aint just going to stay here are we" whispered Spike
"I hope not" KR replied
"well what we going to do, I for one am not just going to sit down and twiddle my thumbs until the morning" spike silently said.
"I wonder what Triple H thinks" Spike added
"well he has gone sleep so I don’t think he will be saying much" KR
At that point Triple H started to snore, so Spike Smacked him round the head with a pillow waking him up straight away.
"what???... what???" he murmured.
"we are going to have a look around do you want to come" Spike stated
"no I need beauty sleep" Triple H said in a serious tone
"You will need a lot of sleep then" sniggered KR, who quickly ran out of the tent in fear of getting shot for laughing.
Spike and KR went off to just have a walk after what Natbuc said about *an under ground place*, they travelled deep in into the forest again using a light from one of KRs new guns to guide them but it kept flickering on and off so they had to stop every now and again to change guns over.
"so where do you actually keep all these guns KR" Spike asked quizzingly
"well it is a bit like all them people you see on computer games who can keep any type of gun any where and always have it handy if I needed it" he replied
"Spike" KR begins "take this, I have given one to Triple H and Pro Evo but I don’t think NatBuc will need one because it is unlikely that it will be of use to him"
"cheers KR" Spike replied sounding cheerful
"so where will we be able to find this under ground layer then" spike asked looking around for clues.
"well we will just stumble upon it so keep looking" KR replied
The two carried on walking until they heard foot steps behind them, Spike quickly got out two of his guns.
"neat" was all KR said he wondered where spike had got them guns from.
"pretty neat huh, now you see the accuracy on these" Spike said with a grin.
But before he could fire the person who was following them turned out to be Pro Evo.
"man I am knackered" he said sounding puffed out.
As he said that he leaned on a nearby tree that split in half revealing a tunnel.
All three stood in awe of the tree that once stood in such a commanding position.
"hey look what I just did" Pro Evo boasted "I just used all my strength to knock down this massive tree.
"no what you have just done" Kr said still in shock " you have opened the secret passage way, I think"
"Is this the passage way to the crystal" Spike asked
"if it is, it sure looks dark down there, we can’t go down tonight" KR stated " Pro Evo wake up Triple H from his beauty sleep.."
"oh no he will be ugly if he doesn’t have enough beauty sleep" KR said sounding concerned
"he already is" Spike sniggered
Pro Evo went off to get the rest of the group awake, they grabbed their tents and then camped around the tree with one person on guard for 30 minutes each until day light came.
When morning came NatBuc was the first person wide awake.
"wake up every body" he shouted "it is day time now, oh what happened with this tree it seems to have fallen over" he added
"well" Triple H started " you were so fast asleep I had to carry you here and then take your place on guard"
"and now look at him, he is ugly" Spike Laughed
"didn’t get much beauty sleep" KR added
"so who is going to jump down the dark and narrow tube" Triple H suddenly said.
"come on" he added "just because we don't know where the end is doesn't mean it isn’t safe".
"I think we should send NatBuc down" Pro Evo said "after all it is his fault that we are tired"
"YEH LETS SEND NATBUC DOWN" every one else shouted.
Every one grabbed a part of Natbuc, and chucked him down the tube...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed
"shut up you wuss, after all if it is some thing dangerous they will proberly kill you in a few minutes" Triple H said sounded as if he was being serious.
"It's ok guys" Natbuc shouted up
"damn" said KR and Spike together.
The team took its time carefully going down the tunnel one at a time until eventually they all got down. They decide to leave NatBuc and Pro Evo to set up base whilst KR, Triple H and Spike went off in search of some answers.
"what was that noise" Spike said to the other two
"dunno" replied Triple H
"I didn’t heard any thing either" KR added
"be on your guard" KR warned " You don’t know what things could be down here"
"I have heard there is trolls with bows and arrows in here" Triple H stated.
KR was about to laugh but then remembered that he was talking to Triple H who never lies.
"so are these Trolls green with spiky hair" Spike sniggered
"Don’t laugh" Triple H Warned " you could be killed by one of their arr..."
He was just about to finish his sentence when an arrow flew just past his ear and landed just in front of Spikes foot
"well you have you prove now, don’t you Triple H" KR laughed
"this is no laughing matter" Spike said shaking from the shock of an Arrow landing near him.
Suddenly a group of trolls appeared from behind the trees, the crew were not completely out numbered but it was the fact that the Trolls had Bows and Arrows that worried them.
"Lets start then" said KR pulling out a shotgun and aiming it at a troll’s head.
Suddenly a shot fired from behind them.
"Go evil trolls!!" Boomed the person behind the team.
The trolls vanished and all left a Bow and Arrow behind. The crew turned around to see Pro Evo came had some how followed them with out being noticed.
Kr quickly picked up the Bow and Arrows and found a place to hold them for safe keeping.
"two questions" Spike started
"one. how did you get your voice so loud."
"and two. why did they disappear???"
"Dunno" Pro Evo said "but it sounded good" he added with a smile.
The crew continued on and Pro Evo started talking about leaving NatBuc at the base while he came with us to get some peace.
"you wont be getting any peace around here" Triple H said
"we might come near some more trolls again" Kr said in a serious tone.
Suddenly a row of tree's blocked the path...
"There is no why past" Said Pro Evo
"STOP" Boomed a voice
"Pro Evo was that you again" asked Spike
"nope I think it was a" Pro Evo started but was cut off by the voice again.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS UNTIL YOU HAVE ANSWERED ONE QUESTION" the voice shouted
"ok then" said KR
"we are ready" Triple H added
"THIS WILL NOT BE A PHYSICAL CHALLENGE" the voice continued.
"Great do you mind not shouting, its hurting my ears" Pro Evo tells him.
"I AM TomUK, AND THE CHALLENGE IS ONE THING" he says
"well TomUK stop shouting we can here you fine, just get on with the challenge" KR tells him
"The challenge will be a question" TomUK says
Footsteps behind them made the team turn around,.
"Natbuc, who is guarding the Base???" Kr asked
"I have made some highly technical defences" he boasted
"if any one manages to get past, I will let you shoot me"
"great, can I shoot you as well" Spike asked looking excited
"sshh" said Triple H " he is about to read the question out.
"THE QUESTION IS ABOUT..... FOOTBALL" TomUK starts
Every one looks at Pro Evo, but before TomUK had even started Natbuc shouts something out...
"Is the answer Football, I have a feeling that it will be so is that the answer" He asks
"Damn" says TomUK "next time I MUST think of harder questions in future"
With that the tree's parted revealing an abandoned building with an arch way in the middle. there are no doors for the building but it has a few look out towards which give the crew the creeps.
"I can see some thing in the distance between the arch way" Spike says
"Yeh I see it to" says Triple H
"it looks pretty cool, I can see it clearly now" KR remarks "it looks like a kind of Red"
The team start to walk forward, they heard a creaking noise they all look around to see the *tree's* behind them starting to close.
"what we going to do" Pro Evo asks Triple H
"Well I think we should try and leave the forest now" Triple H tells the crew whilst looking at the floor.
"well I am going to check the surrounding area with Triple H and Pro Evo" KR said giving Triple H a push in the back to start moving
"Why don’t you just run up to the crystal, grab it and then run back" Spike tells the group.
"you never know who is waiting in there, so we check the area and then we go in" Pro Evo states.
KR and Triple H start to walk around the side of the building and Pro Evo walks just behind them, they leaving the rest of the team standing so close to the crystal. Triple H see's a stair case so he climbed up it and looked over and tells KR and Pro Evo to stand and wait for he while he has a look.
Triple H had a good view of the surrounding area but surprisingly there are only two guards.
"KR" Triple H whispers "Bring up your bow and arrow and take out one of these guards whilst I take out the others"
KR signals to him and rushes up the ladder.
Triple H and KR time their shots so perfectly that the two guards were hit in unison.
Spike & Natbuc get fed up of waiting so they both decide to go and grab the crystal.
They reach the crystal and Spike goes to touch it but NatBuc quickly puts both his hands in the air and starts to talk a load of rubbish.
"Finally, destiny has predicted this day would come and now it has I feel so alive!!!!!!!!!!!" NatBuc proclaims
"good for you" Spike says "now lets just get the crystal and get the hell out of here"
"im sorry" NatBuc tells Spike "I wish I did not have to do this but I need this crystal more then I need friends".
"what are you talking about" Spike asks him.
Without saying another word NatBuc signals and all of a sudden loads of Trolls and Tribesmen come out from al sorts of hiding places and stand around the wall edges whilst Natbuc smiles a very evil smile. Suddenly a person with a hunch back comes out he is very small and he wears a black cloak to cover him self.
"I think we should go and do some thing" KR says to the other two
"yeh I agree" says Pro Evo "but lets just listen to what he says first because I don’t know what NatBuc is playing at"
"Today I have brought you here because THIS is the crystal of eternal youth, I will use this crystal to keep me alive, or I can sell it for... £100 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!" NatBuc shouted out
"not so fast , punk" Pro Evo said sounding like a really hard gangster.
"yeh, you have a gun in your hand but I bet you wouldn’t dare shoot Spike" KR tells him
"shut up KR" Triple H tells KR
"sshh, I know what im doing" KR replies
"you don’t think I have the bottle to shoot Spike do you" NatBuc asks KR
BANG!!!!!!!! a shot rings out, Spike goes down clutching his chest but amazingly no blood comes out.
KR holds Triple H & Pro Evo back and then whispers some thing to both of them. They look happy but then they turn back to NatBuc and he held the crystal in both hands.
"im off now my friends" Natbuc says to the trolls and the Tribesman " dispose of these disgusting adventurers.
NatBuc starts to walk towards the Tree's but then turns to Team Silver and says with a grin...
"You never guessed it was me who organized all this?" "I knew the password because TomUK works for me and now you are going to die so have a nice day" NatBuc states
"so what about when the tribesmen beat you up and left you for dead, was that set up as well" Triple H asks
"oh I forgot about that, they... they tried to kill me" NatBuc said
"shoot him any way" KR orders
BANG!!!!!!! Pro Evo shoots NatBuc in the head, but amazingly he gets up straight away...
"this guy aint right" says Spike who had gotten up by now.
It turned out that the thing that KR gave him in the forest a couple of days before was a bullet proof vest so Spike didn’t even feel a scratch.
NatBuc felt some thing crawl out of his ear, it was a bug, which was transmitted to make him act the way he was.
"so this, is why I acted weirdly" he said pointing to KR.
"Any way" Triple H started "are we going to destroy this place, or are we going to just leave now we have got the crystal?"
"lets ruin this place" NatBuc shouted.
The Trolls and Tribesmen came thick and fast but the 5 members of Team Silver managed to hold off their attack using strength and Skill.
KR used His Bow and Arrow to knock them down and then finished them off with his Uzi, Spike used his double barrelled shot gun to blow most of them away before using his flame Thrower to burn them to a crisp, Pro Evo didn’t have any problems knocking them down he used his exploding footballs to make the Trolls Explode and Triple H just smacked any one with his nun chucks and his gattling gun.
Natbuc was happy shooting away any one with his sawn off shotgun and his PK 45, which made a perfect combo.
"well we have defeated them all" KR said triumphantly
"lets get out of here" NatBuc said to Pro Evo
But Suddenly a HUGE shadow appeared in front of them...
"uh oh" Triple H managed to say
A creature as big as 7 men and just as broad and it came down from above, it was a mixture of a Troll and a tribesmen. It had massive legs and massive eyes.
"right" KR said " Me and Natbuc will go one way, you three do as much as you can to bring him down, aim for the legs." He commanded.
KR and Natbuc ran to a safe point whilst Triple H, Spike and Pro Evo went to try and bring him down.
"what we waiting here for" Natbuc asked KR
"we are going to hit his eyes so when I say shoot, you will shoot his left eye and I will shoot his right eye, ok?" KR asked
"yeh sure" Natbuc agreed.
Pro Evo got his exploding footballs and aimed for the creatures knee's whilst Spike ran under neath him and burned the inside of the creatures legs with his flame thrower, triple H waited for the right moment and then got all of the chains on his nun - chucks and managed to wrap them round the creatures legs making it sway every where.
KR and Natbuc ran out from there hiding point and Natbuc got out his sawn off shotgun and his PK 45 and KR got out his bow and arrows and put 3 arrows in place and he also got out his uzi.
"3...2...1.. NOW" KR shouted and him and Natbuc both fired as fast as they could at the creatures eyes, they were so powerful it made the creature topple over, narrowly missing Triple H , Pro Evo and Spike.
The creature was not dead though...
"You know what to do" Triple H said to Pro Evo
Pro Evo got out his Exploding footballs and gave one each to the crew, they lined them up and aimed for the creature’s mouth, they hit them and then ran for cover...
BOOOOOOOOO000000OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
The explosion ripped the creature wide open and set his body parts every where.
Suddenly a secret door opened...
"Well" said Spike "this is the way we have to go"
The crew walked through the door and came to the same road near the old bus stop.
"well NatBuc, Pro Evo we have loved having you on our side and we all agree you helped us out big time" Triple H said
"So" said KR "we have decided to make you official members of the PS2 Crew, im sure Blue Team wont mind so welcome aboard".
"not so fast, we are arresting you 5 on suspicion of murder" said a policeman.
"what" Said KR
"We aint murdered no PERSON" sniggered NatBuc
"Well all the same you have to come down to the station to answer some questions" the police man replied
"but the thing is" Pro Evo started
"we don’t want to come down the station with you, even if you have 5 police men with you now" KR told him
The Police went to arrest the 5 crew members...
"FIRE" shouted Pro Evo
the crew attack the officers, they didn’t kill them but instead they nicked the police car they had...
"do you know we have just assaulted the police officers" Triple H said
"never mind" Spike replied
"now lets just get away from here so we can meet up with Blue Team.
And with that Team Silver sped off into the distance an went to meet up with Blue team
THE END
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My first story,hope you enjoyed it, there will be a few mistakes but hopefully no major ones.
Two more storys in this series left until we stop for a while
KR
In the end of the last one, the crew split into two teams one was Team Silver and the other was Blue Team.
Team silver have to find a crystal and Blue Team have to find the sword, add them both together and the crew will be unstoppable.
The crew set off on two motorbikes with KR and Spike on one and Triple H on the other...
"Dammit Spike,” said a disgruntled Triple H "this is the FIFTH time you have been toilet already"
"Yeh and we have only been going half an hour,” laughed KR.
"If we hadn't of been going to this stupid jungle in the first place I wouldn't need to go toilet so many times, and laugh once more and I will blow your head off, all you have is a gattling gun Triple H" spike says trying to sound calm.
Triple H smiled at KR who smiled back, spike looked confused but continues ranting.
"And KR all you have is that Stupid Laser guided pistol, if we get in trouble in the jungle what you going to do? shoot them one at a time huh?"
"Well actually" KR starts "whilst you went for that ten minute toilet break I got my self and Triple H kitted up with some top of the range gear that I had been saving for our own expeditions"
"And KR has more Weapons then you could possibly imagine" boasts Triple H.
So with that the team said no more about their little argument, but spike was still interested in KRs arsenal of weapons. Suddenly two bodies lay in the road in front of them.
"What the fu" Kid Rock managed to shout before coming to an abrupt halt.
All three got off the Bikes and KR went to the back of his to get some thing from the back of his bike.
"This" he said to spike " is my arsenal".
Spikes jaw dropped to the floor, Triple H just grinned.
Inside were the most highly sophisticated weapons you would find any where.
He had AK-47s, Uzi’s, Precision rifles, shotguns and a whole load of weaponry, which would make the Army blush.
"So what have you got all these weapons for" spike said confidently.
"Well" said Triple H butting in " me and KR know quite a lot of people who owe us favours, so we just gave them a call when you went toilet and then came straight down."
"Triple H you go down to the body's and see if they are alive, if so shoot them." KR said.
"YOU CANT DO THAT" shouted spike "if we take them as hostages I think we could find the jungle that way"
"What and then we can have loads of the police coming in to the jungle as well and help us look do you mean?" replied Triple H.
Triple H walked up to the bodies as quickly as he could, KR grabbed a shotgun in one hand and the precision rifle in the other and aimed them both at a body whilst spike helps himself to a decent weapon.
Triple H went up to one of the body's and poked it with the end of his gun, "I think this one is dead" he shouts " the other one looks familiar though".
Spike drops his gun and rushes over, Kr on the over hand stays back and gets ready to fire his gun if needed.
Spike doesn't recognize any of them but under stands that Triple H knows one of them, he looks at both again and then signals to KR to swap round with him so KR can have a look whilst he looks after the bikes.
KR rushes over but stops suddenly when he see's who it is.
"its..its..." KR manages to splutter
"Yes it is him" Triple H says silently.
Suddenly a leg movement from one of the body's makes both of the Crew members jump back.
"Be...ware" says a voice from one of the body's
"They will get you, they will get you" the voice repeats.
"Is that you" Triple H who had now pulled him self together said.
KR and Triple H both grab the person and pull him to his feet, they stand him up and then the person recognizes them both as well.
"KR is that you? and Triple H what brings you here" says the man.
"Course it is us any way what the heck are you, the indestructible machine doing down here, we thought you were dead" said Triple H.
"Of course I aint dead, no one can kill the un stoppable PRO EVO!!!!"
"Sshh, keep your voice down" KR says
"And how did you end up half dead in the middle of no where?"
"The tribesmen came and we were defence less" he began
"Whoa hold up there Pro, WE who is we??" said KR
" Me and Natbuc tried to fight them off by they beat us like savage animals"
"Who is Natbuc" triple H quipped in.
With that Pro Evo bent down and nudged Natbuc who suddenly awoke and jumped into the air. KR Fired his Precision Rifle into the air.
It all went quite.
"Why are you here" said Kid rock who had completely forgot that Pro Evo was telling his story.
"We are here, because I am a crystal collector and have heard of one in a jungle which is so rare it makes its self rarer then a rare thing that is very rare" said Natbuc.
KR just looked at him then looked back at spike who was singing away happily to KRs Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre compilation CD.
"So how do get to the jungle" asks Triple H
"What, it’s called.... "THE JUNGLE OF NO RETURN" Natbuc replied
"Yes that's the one" says Triple H "so how do you get there"
"DONT TELL ME" says KR sounding rather bored at talking to Natbuc
"You go to a bus stop, get on a bus, say to the driver that you want a return ticket to the jungle, he will say there is a jungle with no return ticket so you go to that jungle?" says KR
Both Pro Evo and NatBuc look at each other in amazement.
"you.. your.. that's amazing" says Natbuc exaggerating as usual.
"What" says KR "don’t tell me im right”?
"Yes... that is amazing" says Natbuc once again.
"Any way, what happened to this tribe that attacked you then" Triple H says as he tries to carry on finding out what happened to Pro Evo and Natbuc.
"Well they just ran off after wards and that is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth" said NatBuc who once again went over the top with his answer.
"Well we better get going" shouts spike " we want to get there before it is dark.
The crew ride for miles with some how triple H and spike on one bike and then Kid Rock, Pro Evo and Natbuc on the other.
Eventually they find a bus stop but it looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in the last 20 years.
"Right then" spike commands " I will get on the bus and ask for a ticket to the jungle with no return, all you have to do is follow me ok"
"You can't take my CD" KR jokes.
"You can't exactly listen to it when you are riding a bike can you KR?" spike jokes back.
The bus arrives but to their horror the bikes won’t start, then the crew get surrounded by ugly faces which they soon worked out that they are the tribe’s men from earlier.
"Erm... hello" Triple H stammers "we come in peace"
"They aint aliens you know" jokes KR who then see's that they have weapons of revolt ion in there hands.
The crew get surrounded but then Natbuc remembers that Kid Rock had all them weapons in the secret compartments of his bike.
"KR" NatBuc says silently "remember the guns you have near your bike.
"Yeh you run over a pick out my shotgun, Triple Hs gattling gun and choose some for you and Pro Evo" says KR calmly.
"So then" says triple H trying to stall them until Natbuc gets the weapons
"Did you watch the football..? I don’t suppose you have T.Vs if you live in a place with no electricity." he remembers
"Talking of football" replies Pro Evo " are Sheffield Wednesday still in the premier league??"
"You must have been away a long time if you thin they are still in the premier league" KR says under his breath.
"What did you say?” Pro Evo asks interested
"He said they are, did you know they are about to kill us" Triple H says calmly.
Natbuc grabs all the weapons he needs runs back and hands them out quickly.
"Where is spike?” says Triple H
"He got on the bus didn't he?" replies Pro Evo
"DAMN" shouts KR "HE still has my CD".
"We" says one of the tribe’s men "are going to kill you with our bare hands HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"We will give you 1 minute to say your prayers and then we will kill you" adds a second tribe member who freakily looks similar to Evil Nik.
"what's the plan then KR" asks NatBuc
"I dunno, ask Triple H" KR replies
You have had your 1-minute now you must die. You will die of death
"well aint that a bit obvious" KR tells him
"that is true, but I will make sure you will be worst affected" the tribes men replies.
"NOT SO FAST" Shouts a voice
"Spike I though you got the bus,or is it just like normal where it broke down and they wouldn't give you your money back?" KR shouts back
"I saw you didn't follow the bus so I got off and then just sat for a while listening to music" Spike replied
"I don’t believe you, you sat listening to KRs CD whilst I am being surrounded by ugly tribesman?" Triple H says angrily.
"we have an extra person to kill now, ok goody more food for us" the leader shouts
The rest of the tribesman all shout back some mumbo jumbo that the crew don’t under stand.
"well it looks like some one is going to die" says Pro Evo "and I don’t think it will be me he shouts."
KR gets the jist of what he is saying grabs his double barrelled shotgun and blows of a tribe members leg.
"still want to mess with us, do you?" says KR
Suddenly Triple H gets his gattling gun and shoots the same tribe members arms off.
"I don’t think they do" says Triple H
suddenly the crew grabbed all the weapons they could and started shooting off all the arms and legs the could see, it was total anarchy which would never have ended unless Spike had not have heard a siren in the distance
"COPPERS" he shouted.
KR stopped shooting the tribesman to pieces and had to pull Triple H off a tribesman because all Triple H was doing was smacking him around the head with his nun chucks.
Pro Evo saw the lights in the distance and hopped on one of the motorbikes.
"come on let’s go, we will get put away for a long time if they catch us" warned Pro Evo.
So they all got on the bikes and Spike changed a few things round and finally got them to work again, and rode away as fast as they could leaving no traces of being at the carnage of broken body's and hacked off limbs.
After speeding so fast they eventually caught up with the bus they had seen ages ago, the crew followed it until it stopped out side a place with a sign saying in red *paint* "the jungle with no return"
"well that red paint is sure a give away" stated NatBuc
"yes paint" KR said sarcastically.
suddenly as if from no where some more tribe’s people came back but they were coming out of the jungle.
"how the hell did you get here with out any transport before us?" Pro Evo said sounding very annoyed
"we" said the new leader " we saw you just killed our friends so we just walked through the jungle for 5 minutes and now we are going to kill you.
suddenly the crew all jumped back onto the bikes shooting their way past the tribesman and dodging in and out between the trees as if they had been tree dodging as a living all there life's.
"er guys" said Triple H " I think we have got our selves lost in this place and I don’t think we will ever get out of here"
"what about where the crystal is?" said Triple H "we cant let Blue Team down" he added.
"well we can actually but they will have enough trouble finding that sword thingy" said KR looking around.
The crew continued deeper and deeper into the forest leaving the bikes behind them.
They travelled so far in that it would be a really difficult job of finding there way out again.
"This is really unfair" complained Natbuc " why do we have to walk in the jungle any way, we all know the crystal is some where under ground"
It all went silent you could hear a penny drop but in the jungle it is unlikely you will find pennies any where around the place.
"So we have been going around this jungle for the last couple of hours and now you go and tell us that it is in some under ground place, well that is just great thank you very much" Triple H ranted.
The team walked for another half hour until they came to an open bit of land where they set up base for the night and as soon as the tents had been made Pro Evo and Natbuc went to sleep which left "Team Silver" wide awake doing nothing.
"we aint just going to stay here are we" whispered Spike
"I hope not" KR replied
"well what we going to do, I for one am not just going to sit down and twiddle my thumbs until the morning" spike silently said.
"I wonder what Triple H thinks" Spike added
"well he has gone sleep so I don’t think he will be saying much" KR
At that point Triple H started to snore, so Spike Smacked him round the head with a pillow waking him up straight away.
"what???... what???" he murmured.
"we are going to have a look around do you want to come" Spike stated
"no I need beauty sleep" Triple H said in a serious tone
"You will need a lot of sleep then" sniggered KR, who quickly ran out of the tent in fear of getting shot for laughing.
Spike and KR went off to just have a walk after what Natbuc said about *an under ground place*, they travelled deep in into the forest again using a light from one of KRs new guns to guide them but it kept flickering on and off so they had to stop every now and again to change guns over.
"so where do you actually keep all these guns KR" Spike asked quizzingly
"well it is a bit like all them people you see on computer games who can keep any type of gun any where and always have it handy if I needed it" he replied
"Spike" KR begins "take this, I have given one to Triple H and Pro Evo but I don’t think NatBuc will need one because it is unlikely that it will be of use to him"
"cheers KR" Spike replied sounding cheerful
"so where will we be able to find this under ground layer then" spike asked looking around for clues.
"well we will just stumble upon it so keep looking" KR replied
The two carried on walking until they heard foot steps behind them, Spike quickly got out two of his guns.
"neat" was all KR said he wondered where spike had got them guns from.
"pretty neat huh, now you see the accuracy on these" Spike said with a grin.
But before he could fire the person who was following them turned out to be Pro Evo.
"man I am knackered" he said sounding puffed out.
As he said that he leaned on a nearby tree that split in half revealing a tunnel.
All three stood in awe of the tree that once stood in such a commanding position.
"hey look what I just did" Pro Evo boasted "I just used all my strength to knock down this massive tree.
"no what you have just done" Kr said still in shock " you have opened the secret passage way, I think"
"Is this the passage way to the crystal" Spike asked
"if it is, it sure looks dark down there, we can’t go down tonight" KR stated " Pro Evo wake up Triple H from his beauty sleep.."
"oh no he will be ugly if he doesn’t have enough beauty sleep" KR said sounding concerned
"he already is" Spike sniggered
Pro Evo went off to get the rest of the group awake, they grabbed their tents and then camped around the tree with one person on guard for 30 minutes each until day light came.
When morning came NatBuc was the first person wide awake.
"wake up every body" he shouted "it is day time now, oh what happened with this tree it seems to have fallen over" he added
"well" Triple H started " you were so fast asleep I had to carry you here and then take your place on guard"
"and now look at him, he is ugly" Spike Laughed
"didn’t get much beauty sleep" KR added
"so who is going to jump down the dark and narrow tube" Triple H suddenly said.
"come on" he added "just because we don't know where the end is doesn't mean it isn’t safe".
"I think we should send NatBuc down" Pro Evo said "after all it is his fault that we are tired"
"YEH LETS SEND NATBUC DOWN" every one else shouted.
Every one grabbed a part of Natbuc, and chucked him down the tube...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed
"shut up you wuss, after all if it is some thing dangerous they will proberly kill you in a few minutes" Triple H said sounded as if he was being serious.
"It's ok guys" Natbuc shouted up
"damn" said KR and Spike together.
The team took its time carefully going down the tunnel one at a time until eventually they all got down. They decide to leave NatBuc and Pro Evo to set up base whilst KR, Triple H and Spike went off in search of some answers.
"what was that noise" Spike said to the other two
"dunno" replied Triple H
"I didn’t heard any thing either" KR added
"be on your guard" KR warned " You don’t know what things could be down here"
"I have heard there is trolls with bows and arrows in here" Triple H stated.
KR was about to laugh but then remembered that he was talking to Triple H who never lies.
"so are these Trolls green with spiky hair" Spike sniggered
"Don’t laugh" Triple H Warned " you could be killed by one of their arr..."
He was just about to finish his sentence when an arrow flew just past his ear and landed just in front of Spikes foot
"well you have you prove now, don’t you Triple H" KR laughed
"this is no laughing matter" Spike said shaking from the shock of an Arrow landing near him.
Suddenly a group of trolls appeared from behind the trees, the crew were not completely out numbered but it was the fact that the Trolls had Bows and Arrows that worried them.
"Lets start then" said KR pulling out a shotgun and aiming it at a troll’s head.
Suddenly a shot fired from behind them.
"Go evil trolls!!" Boomed the person behind the team.
The trolls vanished and all left a Bow and Arrow behind. The crew turned around to see Pro Evo came had some how followed them with out being noticed.
Kr quickly picked up the Bow and Arrows and found a place to hold them for safe keeping.
"two questions" Spike started
"one. how did you get your voice so loud."
"and two. why did they disappear???"
"Dunno" Pro Evo said "but it sounded good" he added with a smile.
The crew continued on and Pro Evo started talking about leaving NatBuc at the base while he came with us to get some peace.
"you wont be getting any peace around here" Triple H said
"we might come near some more trolls again" Kr said in a serious tone.
Suddenly a row of tree's blocked the path...
"There is no why past" Said Pro Evo
"STOP" Boomed a voice
"Pro Evo was that you again" asked Spike
"nope I think it was a" Pro Evo started but was cut off by the voice again.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS UNTIL YOU HAVE ANSWERED ONE QUESTION" the voice shouted
"ok then" said KR
"we are ready" Triple H added
"THIS WILL NOT BE A PHYSICAL CHALLENGE" the voice continued.
"Great do you mind not shouting, its hurting my ears" Pro Evo tells him.
"I AM TomUK, AND THE CHALLENGE IS ONE THING" he says
"well TomUK stop shouting we can here you fine, just get on with the challenge" KR tells him
"The challenge will be a question" TomUK says
Footsteps behind them made the team turn around,.
"Natbuc, who is guarding the Base???" Kr asked
"I have made some highly technical defences" he boasted
"if any one manages to get past, I will let you shoot me"
"great, can I shoot you as well" Spike asked looking excited
"sshh" said Triple H " he is about to read the question out.
"THE QUESTION IS ABOUT..... FOOTBALL" TomUK starts
Every one looks at Pro Evo, but before TomUK had even started Natbuc shouts something out...
"Is the answer Football, I have a feeling that it will be so is that the answer" He asks
"Damn" says TomUK "next time I MUST think of harder questions in future"
With that the tree's parted revealing an abandoned building with an arch way in the middle. there are no doors for the building but it has a few look out towards which give the crew the creeps.
"I can see some thing in the distance between the arch way" Spike says
"Yeh I see it to" says Triple H
"it looks pretty cool, I can see it clearly now" KR remarks "it looks like a kind of Red"
The team start to walk forward, they heard a creaking noise they all look around to see the *tree's* behind them starting to close.
"what we going to do" Pro Evo asks Triple H
"Well I think we should try and leave the forest now" Triple H tells the crew whilst looking at the floor.
"well I am going to check the surrounding area with Triple H and Pro Evo" KR said giving Triple H a push in the back to start moving
"Why don’t you just run up to the crystal, grab it and then run back" Spike tells the group.
"you never know who is waiting in there, so we check the area and then we go in" Pro Evo states.
KR and Triple H start to walk around the side of the building and Pro Evo walks just behind them, they leaving the rest of the team standing so close to the crystal. Triple H see's a stair case so he climbed up it and looked over and tells KR and Pro Evo to stand and wait for he while he has a look.
Triple H had a good view of the surrounding area but surprisingly there are only two guards.
"KR" Triple H whispers "Bring up your bow and arrow and take out one of these guards whilst I take out the others"
KR signals to him and rushes up the ladder.
Triple H and KR time their shots so perfectly that the two guards were hit in unison.
Spike & Natbuc get fed up of waiting so they both decide to go and grab the crystal.
They reach the crystal and Spike goes to touch it but NatBuc quickly puts both his hands in the air and starts to talk a load of rubbish.
"Finally, destiny has predicted this day would come and now it has I feel so alive!!!!!!!!!!!" NatBuc proclaims
"good for you" Spike says "now lets just get the crystal and get the hell out of here"
"im sorry" NatBuc tells Spike "I wish I did not have to do this but I need this crystal more then I need friends".
"what are you talking about" Spike asks him.
Without saying another word NatBuc signals and all of a sudden loads of Trolls and Tribesmen come out from al sorts of hiding places and stand around the wall edges whilst Natbuc smiles a very evil smile. Suddenly a person with a hunch back comes out he is very small and he wears a black cloak to cover him self.
"I think we should go and do some thing" KR says to the other two
"yeh I agree" says Pro Evo "but lets just listen to what he says first because I don’t know what NatBuc is playing at"
"Today I have brought you here because THIS is the crystal of eternal youth, I will use this crystal to keep me alive, or I can sell it for... £100 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!" NatBuc shouted out
"not so fast , punk" Pro Evo said sounding like a really hard gangster.
"yeh, you have a gun in your hand but I bet you wouldn’t dare shoot Spike" KR tells him
"shut up KR" Triple H tells KR
"sshh, I know what im doing" KR replies
"you don’t think I have the bottle to shoot Spike do you" NatBuc asks KR
BANG!!!!!!!! a shot rings out, Spike goes down clutching his chest but amazingly no blood comes out.
KR holds Triple H & Pro Evo back and then whispers some thing to both of them. They look happy but then they turn back to NatBuc and he held the crystal in both hands.
"im off now my friends" Natbuc says to the trolls and the Tribesman " dispose of these disgusting adventurers.
NatBuc starts to walk towards the Tree's but then turns to Team Silver and says with a grin...
"You never guessed it was me who organized all this?" "I knew the password because TomUK works for me and now you are going to die so have a nice day" NatBuc states
"so what about when the tribesmen beat you up and left you for dead, was that set up as well" Triple H asks
"oh I forgot about that, they... they tried to kill me" NatBuc said
"shoot him any way" KR orders
BANG!!!!!!! Pro Evo shoots NatBuc in the head, but amazingly he gets up straight away...
"this guy aint right" says Spike who had gotten up by now.
It turned out that the thing that KR gave him in the forest a couple of days before was a bullet proof vest so Spike didn’t even feel a scratch.
NatBuc felt some thing crawl out of his ear, it was a bug, which was transmitted to make him act the way he was.
"so this, is why I acted weirdly" he said pointing to KR.
"Any way" Triple H started "are we going to destroy this place, or are we going to just leave now we have got the crystal?"
"lets ruin this place" NatBuc shouted.
The Trolls and Tribesmen came thick and fast but the 5 members of Team Silver managed to hold off their attack using strength and Skill.
KR used His Bow and Arrow to knock them down and then finished them off with his Uzi, Spike used his double barrelled shot gun to blow most of them away before using his flame Thrower to burn them to a crisp, Pro Evo didn’t have any problems knocking them down he used his exploding footballs to make the Trolls Explode and Triple H just smacked any one with his nun chucks and his gattling gun.
Natbuc was happy shooting away any one with his sawn off shotgun and his PK 45, which made a perfect combo.
"well we have defeated them all" KR said triumphantly
"lets get out of here" NatBuc said to Pro Evo
But Suddenly a HUGE shadow appeared in front of them...
"uh oh" Triple H managed to say
A creature as big as 7 men and just as broad and it came down from above, it was a mixture of a Troll and a tribesmen. It had massive legs and massive eyes.
"right" KR said " Me and Natbuc will go one way, you three do as much as you can to bring him down, aim for the legs." He commanded.
KR and Natbuc ran to a safe point whilst Triple H, Spike and Pro Evo went to try and bring him down.
"what we waiting here for" Natbuc asked KR
"we are going to hit his eyes so when I say shoot, you will shoot his left eye and I will shoot his right eye, ok?" KR asked
"yeh sure" Natbuc agreed.
Pro Evo got his exploding footballs and aimed for the creatures knee's whilst Spike ran under neath him and burned the inside of the creatures legs with his flame thrower, triple H waited for the right moment and then got all of the chains on his nun - chucks and managed to wrap them round the creatures legs making it sway every where.
KR and Natbuc ran out from there hiding point and Natbuc got out his sawn off shotgun and his PK 45 and KR got out his bow and arrows and put 3 arrows in place and he also got out his uzi.
"3...2...1.. NOW" KR shouted and him and Natbuc both fired as fast as they could at the creatures eyes, they were so powerful it made the creature topple over, narrowly missing Triple H , Pro Evo and Spike.
The creature was not dead though...
"You know what to do" Triple H said to Pro Evo
Pro Evo got out his Exploding footballs and gave one each to the crew, they lined them up and aimed for the creature’s mouth, they hit them and then ran for cover...
BOOOOOOOOO000000OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
The explosion ripped the creature wide open and set his body parts every where.
Suddenly a secret door opened...
"Well" said Spike "this is the way we have to go"
The crew walked through the door and came to the same road near the old bus stop.
"well NatBuc, Pro Evo we have loved having you on our side and we all agree you helped us out big time" Triple H said
"So" said KR "we have decided to make you official members of the PS2 Crew, im sure Blue Team wont mind so welcome aboard".
"not so fast, we are arresting you 5 on suspicion of murder" said a policeman.
"what" Said KR
"We aint murdered no PERSON" sniggered NatBuc
"Well all the same you have to come down to the station to answer some questions" the police man replied
"but the thing is" Pro Evo started
"we don’t want to come down the station with you, even if you have 5 police men with you now" KR told him
The Police went to arrest the 5 crew members...
"FIRE" shouted Pro Evo
the crew attack the officers, they didn’t kill them but instead they nicked the police car they had...
"do you know we have just assaulted the police officers" Triple H said
"never mind" Spike replied
"now lets just get away from here so we can meet up with Blue Team.
And with that Team Silver sped off into the distance an went to meet up with Blue team
THE END
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My first story,hope you enjoyed it, there will be a few mistakes but hopefully no major ones.
Two more storys in this series left until we stop for a while
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