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Morbo: Welcome to MORBO’S emergency help line. If you have a problem, I might solve it. Alright first caller your on the air. What’s your name and were do you come from?
Eliminator: urr hi. My name is Eliminator; I would like to keep my location private.
Morbo: ok then so what’s your problem?
Eliminator: umm right I feel a bit embarrassed about what I’m about to say, so I’m just going to say it.
My girl friend won’t have sex with me because my pénís is too large! Most girls like a huge girth but she complains it’s too painful, what should I do?
Morbo: you should be lucky most girls love a big pénís so count yourself lucky because I’ve been there. I know girl complain about their associates were too small and called him baby d**k. if I were you I would be a bit more gentle and use your donkey sized one to your advantage. Think about it.
Eliminator: yeah, yeah, your right thanks mate.
Morbo: just what I like to see satisfied customer. Ok next caller your on the air. What’s your name?
Dark Mark: hi all my name’s Dark Mark.
Morbo: hi Dark Mark so what’s your problem?
Dark Mark: I don’t want to waste your time so I will be blunt. I asked my girl friend to marry me, she said no. I was and still am devastated by this I mean I haven’t been able to talk to her for nearly 2 months. What should I do?
Morbo: you need alcohol my friend. Drink should help you relax and put your fears at rest. Go down the pub or a club and get plastered, you never know you might pull!
Dark mark: but that wont help me a…. (His phone cuts out)
Morbo: hey what happened I guess he had a quick rethink about what I said and he knew it was the right decision. Ok then next caller, what your name?
Domaye: hhhhi. Mmmmy nnname is ddddDomaye.
Morbo: don’t be nervous, it ok, just tell us your problem, and we will try and sort it ok.
Domaye: oooook. Mmy pproblem is. That I’ve found a lump down below, I don’t know what it is.
Morbo: ok first is it yours you’re your partners body?
Domaye: it’s on my body.
Morbo: right then I think I know what it is. It’s your pénís! How old are you, don’t you watch porn? It must be very small if you’ve only just noticed it. I know Sweden have products that could enlarge it and will help you find it in the future. Now there’s a suggestion. Get off my show.
Humph. Now to get back on the subject, if you have a problem, I might be able to solve it. ok then who is the next caller… what? There isn’t one. Now that’s just… ahhh told you there would be one. Ok what’s your name.
Kyz22: hi me homie.
Morbo: could you not talk like that please. It’s prime family listing time. So what’s your problem?
Kyz22: oww. Sorry about that I don’t know what came over me. Well recently I have been trying to get my girlfriend pregnant, nothing has happened, is there something wrong with me?
Morbo: It sounds like you haven’t been talking to your girlfriend. You may find that it’s not you firing blanks, it could be a problem your girlfriend has, her eggs might have been fried. Go to your local GP with your girlfriend and discuss the problem.
Kyz22: so how do go about asking her to go to the GP with to test her eggs?
Morbo: urrmm. One question per customer. Next caller.
Kyz22: but…
Morbo: NEXT CALLER! Ok then what’s your name?
Mystique: its Mystique.
Morbo: are first female caller ever, so what’s your problem?
Mystique: urr ok, then. Well I’m a lesbian…
Morbo: parrrrrrrrrr.
Mystique: what?
Morbo: nothing, nothing, continue.
Mystique: well as I said I’m a lesbian and I don’t know how to tell my boyfriend. I have had an affair whilst my boyfriend and have been sexually active with this girl through out this time. I fell like such a dog! HELP!
Morbo: you seem to have the best of both worlds there, but you need to make a decision. I don’t suppose either of your partners would want to join in together so you need to make a decision. Do you want him to find out in a compromising situation? If your boyfriend has any intelligence he will find out eventually. Make your choice now.
Mystique: well thanks for your time…
Morbo: wait a minute isn’t there any thing else I can help you with?
Mystique: I thought it was one question per person.
Morbo: well normally it would be, but as you’re our first ever-female caller, then we can make an acceptation. I think our listeners would really like to hear your decision.
Mystique: well I defiantly cannot string my boyfriend along any longer so I’m going to tell him and see what he says.
Morbo: well good luck with that and fell free to call in again. I bet I know what her boyfriend is going to say… if you now what I mean. *One of stage directors cough *
Morbo: ok last caller of the day, what’s your name?
Linking to the past: urr me names linking to the past, you know the one got banned from SR.
Morbo: ok then we didn’t need that information, but thanks for it any way. So what’s the problem?
Linking to the past: I find my self being attracted to animals. I live on a farm and every time I walk past the cows I fell sexually aroused. I can’t control it please I’m begging you save me!
Morbo: I recommend going to the BA clinic. Bestiality Anonymous Clinic. Although this isn’t a usual occurrence I have met a few disturbed people in my time with this problem and they have all gone to the BA clinics, whether this works I, I don’t know.
Morbo: Well now that ends today’s show of MORBO’S emergency help line. Thanks for listing.
Sorry if haven’t asked your permission before using your name in this ‘thing’ but did what to bug anyone if I have offended any one (manly Mystique) I am truly sorry.
Enjoy this piece of work from me, thanks.
Eliminator: urr hi. My name is Eliminator; I would like to keep my location private.
Morbo: ok then so what’s your problem?
Eliminator: umm right I feel a bit embarrassed about what I’m about to say, so I’m just going to say it.
My girl friend won’t have sex with me because my pénís is too large! Most girls like a huge girth but she complains it’s too painful, what should I do?
Morbo: you should be lucky most girls love a big pénís so count yourself lucky because I’ve been there. I know girl complain about their associates were too small and called him baby d**k. if I were you I would be a bit more gentle and use your donkey sized one to your advantage. Think about it.
Eliminator: yeah, yeah, your right thanks mate.
Morbo: just what I like to see satisfied customer. Ok next caller your on the air. What’s your name?
Dark Mark: hi all my name’s Dark Mark.
Morbo: hi Dark Mark so what’s your problem?
Dark Mark: I don’t want to waste your time so I will be blunt. I asked my girl friend to marry me, she said no. I was and still am devastated by this I mean I haven’t been able to talk to her for nearly 2 months. What should I do?
Morbo: you need alcohol my friend. Drink should help you relax and put your fears at rest. Go down the pub or a club and get plastered, you never know you might pull!
Dark mark: but that wont help me a…. (His phone cuts out)
Morbo: hey what happened I guess he had a quick rethink about what I said and he knew it was the right decision. Ok then next caller, what your name?
Domaye: hhhhi. Mmmmy nnname is ddddDomaye.
Morbo: don’t be nervous, it ok, just tell us your problem, and we will try and sort it ok.
Domaye: oooook. Mmy pproblem is. That I’ve found a lump down below, I don’t know what it is.
Morbo: ok first is it yours you’re your partners body?
Domaye: it’s on my body.
Morbo: right then I think I know what it is. It’s your pénís! How old are you, don’t you watch porn? It must be very small if you’ve only just noticed it. I know Sweden have products that could enlarge it and will help you find it in the future. Now there’s a suggestion. Get off my show.
Humph. Now to get back on the subject, if you have a problem, I might be able to solve it. ok then who is the next caller… what? There isn’t one. Now that’s just… ahhh told you there would be one. Ok what’s your name.
Kyz22: hi me homie.
Morbo: could you not talk like that please. It’s prime family listing time. So what’s your problem?
Kyz22: oww. Sorry about that I don’t know what came over me. Well recently I have been trying to get my girlfriend pregnant, nothing has happened, is there something wrong with me?
Morbo: It sounds like you haven’t been talking to your girlfriend. You may find that it’s not you firing blanks, it could be a problem your girlfriend has, her eggs might have been fried. Go to your local GP with your girlfriend and discuss the problem.
Kyz22: so how do go about asking her to go to the GP with to test her eggs?
Morbo: urrmm. One question per customer. Next caller.
Kyz22: but…
Morbo: NEXT CALLER! Ok then what’s your name?
Mystique: its Mystique.
Morbo: are first female caller ever, so what’s your problem?
Mystique: urr ok, then. Well I’m a lesbian…
Morbo: parrrrrrrrrr.
Mystique: what?
Morbo: nothing, nothing, continue.
Mystique: well as I said I’m a lesbian and I don’t know how to tell my boyfriend. I have had an affair whilst my boyfriend and have been sexually active with this girl through out this time. I fell like such a dog! HELP!
Morbo: you seem to have the best of both worlds there, but you need to make a decision. I don’t suppose either of your partners would want to join in together so you need to make a decision. Do you want him to find out in a compromising situation? If your boyfriend has any intelligence he will find out eventually. Make your choice now.
Mystique: well thanks for your time…
Morbo: wait a minute isn’t there any thing else I can help you with?
Mystique: I thought it was one question per person.
Morbo: well normally it would be, but as you’re our first ever-female caller, then we can make an acceptation. I think our listeners would really like to hear your decision.
Mystique: well I defiantly cannot string my boyfriend along any longer so I’m going to tell him and see what he says.
Morbo: well good luck with that and fell free to call in again. I bet I know what her boyfriend is going to say… if you now what I mean. *One of stage directors cough *
Morbo: ok last caller of the day, what’s your name?
Linking to the past: urr me names linking to the past, you know the one got banned from SR.
Morbo: ok then we didn’t need that information, but thanks for it any way. So what’s the problem?
Linking to the past: I find my self being attracted to animals. I live on a farm and every time I walk past the cows I fell sexually aroused. I can’t control it please I’m begging you save me!
Morbo: I recommend going to the BA clinic. Bestiality Anonymous Clinic. Although this isn’t a usual occurrence I have met a few disturbed people in my time with this problem and they have all gone to the BA clinics, whether this works I, I don’t know.
Morbo: Well now that ends today’s show of MORBO’S emergency help line. Thanks for listing.
Sorry if haven’t asked your permission before using your name in this ‘thing’ but did what to bug anyone if I have offended any one (manly Mystique) I am truly sorry.
Enjoy this piece of work from me, thanks.
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That was creepy......but good.:-D
Nice one morbo!
My queries about Mystique's sexuality have now been confirmed.
:-D
My queries about Mystique's sexuality have now been confirmed.
:-D
Morbo: Welcome to MORBO’S emergency help line. If you have a problem, I might solve it. Alright first caller your on the air. What’s your name and were do you come from?
Eliminator: urr hi. My name is Eliminator; I would like to keep my location private.
Morbo: ok then so what’s your problem?
Eliminator: umm right I feel a bit embarrassed about what I’m about to say, so I’m just going to say it.
My girl friend won’t have sex with me because my pénís is too large! Most girls like a huge girth but she complains it’s too painful, what should I do?
Morbo: you should be lucky most girls love a big pénís so count yourself lucky because I’ve been there. I know girl complain about their associates were too small and called him baby d**k. if I were you I would be a bit more gentle and use your donkey sized one to your advantage. Think about it.
Eliminator: yeah, yeah, your right thanks mate.
Morbo: just what I like to see satisfied customer. Ok next caller your on the air. What’s your name?
Dark Mark: hi all my name’s Dark Mark.
Morbo: hi Dark Mark so what’s your problem?
Dark Mark: I don’t want to waste your time so I will be blunt. I asked my girl friend to marry me, she said no. I was and still am devastated by this I mean I haven’t been able to talk to her for nearly 2 months. What should I do?
Morbo: you need alcohol my friend. Drink should help you relax and put your fears at rest. Go down the pub or a club and get plastered, you never know you might pull!
Dark mark: but that wont help me a…. (His phone cuts out)
Morbo: hey what happened I guess he had a quick rethink about what I said and he knew it was the right decision. Ok then next caller, what your name?
Domaye: hhhhi. Mmmmy nnname is ddddDomaye.
Morbo: don’t be nervous, it ok, just tell us your problem, and we will try and sort it ok.
Domaye: oooook. Mmy pproblem is. That I’ve found a lump down below, I don’t know what it is.
Morbo: ok first is it yours you’re your partners body?
Domaye: it’s on my body.
Morbo: right then I think I know what it is. It’s your pénís! How old are you, don’t you watch porn? It must be very small if you’ve only just noticed it. I know Sweden have products that could enlarge it and will help you find it in the future. Now there’s a suggestion. Get off my show.
Humph. Now to get back on the subject, if you have a problem, I might be able to solve it. ok then who is the next caller… what? There isn’t one. Now that’s just… ahhh told you there would be one. Ok what’s your name.
Kyz22: hi me homie.
Morbo: could you not talk like that please. It’s prime family listing time. So what’s your problem?
Kyz22: oww. Sorry about that I don’t know what came over me. Well recently I have been trying to get my girlfriend pregnant, nothing has happened, is there something wrong with me?
Morbo: It sounds like you haven’t been talking to your girlfriend. You may find that it’s not you firing blanks, it could be a problem your girlfriend has, her eggs might have been fried. Go to your local GP with your girlfriend and discuss the problem.
Kyz22: so how do go about asking her to go to the GP with to test her eggs?
Morbo: urrmm. One question per customer. Next caller.
Kyz22: but…
Morbo: NEXT CALLER! Ok then what’s your name?
Mystique: its Mystique.
Morbo: are first female caller ever, so what’s your problem?
Mystique: urr ok, then. Well I’m a lesbian…
Morbo: parrrrrrrrrr.
Mystique: what?
Morbo: nothing, nothing, continue.
Mystique: well as I said I’m a lesbian and I don’t know how to tell my boyfriend. I have had an affair whilst my boyfriend and have been sexually active with this girl through out this time. I fell like such a dog! HELP!
Morbo: you seem to have the best of both worlds there, but you need to make a decision. I don’t suppose either of your partners would want to join in together so you need to make a decision. Do you want him to find out in a compromising situation? If your boyfriend has any intelligence he will find out eventually. Make your choice now.
Mystique: well thanks for your time…
Morbo: wait a minute isn’t there any thing else I can help you with?
Mystique: I thought it was one question per person.
Morbo: well normally it would be, but as you’re our first ever-female caller, then we can make an acceptation. I think our listeners would really like to hear your decision.
Mystique: well I defiantly cannot string my boyfriend along any longer so I’m going to tell him and see what he says.
Morbo: well good luck with that and fell free to call in again. I bet I know what her boyfriend is going to say… if you now what I mean. *One of stage directors cough *
Morbo: ok last caller of the day, what’s your name?
Linking to the past: urr me names linking to the past, you know the one got banned from SR.
Morbo: ok then we didn’t need that information, but thanks for it any way. So what’s the problem?
Linking to the past: I find my self being attracted to animals. I live on a farm and every time I walk past the cows I fell sexually aroused. I can’t control it please I’m begging you save me!
Morbo: I recommend going to the BA clinic. Bestiality Anonymous Clinic. Although this isn’t a usual occurrence I have met a few disturbed people in my time with this problem and they have all gone to the BA clinics, whether this works I, I don’t know.
Morbo: Well now that ends today’s show of MORBO’S emergency help line. Thanks for listing.
Sorry if haven’t asked your permission before using your name in this ‘thing’ but did what to bug anyone if I have offended any one (manly Mystique) I am truly sorry.
Enjoy this piece of work from me, thanks.
Eliminator: urr hi. My name is Eliminator; I would like to keep my location private.
Morbo: ok then so what’s your problem?
Eliminator: umm right I feel a bit embarrassed about what I’m about to say, so I’m just going to say it.
My girl friend won’t have sex with me because my pénís is too large! Most girls like a huge girth but she complains it’s too painful, what should I do?
Morbo: you should be lucky most girls love a big pénís so count yourself lucky because I’ve been there. I know girl complain about their associates were too small and called him baby d**k. if I were you I would be a bit more gentle and use your donkey sized one to your advantage. Think about it.
Eliminator: yeah, yeah, your right thanks mate.
Morbo: just what I like to see satisfied customer. Ok next caller your on the air. What’s your name?
Dark Mark: hi all my name’s Dark Mark.
Morbo: hi Dark Mark so what’s your problem?
Dark Mark: I don’t want to waste your time so I will be blunt. I asked my girl friend to marry me, she said no. I was and still am devastated by this I mean I haven’t been able to talk to her for nearly 2 months. What should I do?
Morbo: you need alcohol my friend. Drink should help you relax and put your fears at rest. Go down the pub or a club and get plastered, you never know you might pull!
Dark mark: but that wont help me a…. (His phone cuts out)
Morbo: hey what happened I guess he had a quick rethink about what I said and he knew it was the right decision. Ok then next caller, what your name?
Domaye: hhhhi. Mmmmy nnname is ddddDomaye.
Morbo: don’t be nervous, it ok, just tell us your problem, and we will try and sort it ok.
Domaye: oooook. Mmy pproblem is. That I’ve found a lump down below, I don’t know what it is.
Morbo: ok first is it yours you’re your partners body?
Domaye: it’s on my body.
Morbo: right then I think I know what it is. It’s your pénís! How old are you, don’t you watch porn? It must be very small if you’ve only just noticed it. I know Sweden have products that could enlarge it and will help you find it in the future. Now there’s a suggestion. Get off my show.
Humph. Now to get back on the subject, if you have a problem, I might be able to solve it. ok then who is the next caller… what? There isn’t one. Now that’s just… ahhh told you there would be one. Ok what’s your name.
Kyz22: hi me homie.
Morbo: could you not talk like that please. It’s prime family listing time. So what’s your problem?
Kyz22: oww. Sorry about that I don’t know what came over me. Well recently I have been trying to get my girlfriend pregnant, nothing has happened, is there something wrong with me?
Morbo: It sounds like you haven’t been talking to your girlfriend. You may find that it’s not you firing blanks, it could be a problem your girlfriend has, her eggs might have been fried. Go to your local GP with your girlfriend and discuss the problem.
Kyz22: so how do go about asking her to go to the GP with to test her eggs?
Morbo: urrmm. One question per customer. Next caller.
Kyz22: but…
Morbo: NEXT CALLER! Ok then what’s your name?
Mystique: its Mystique.
Morbo: are first female caller ever, so what’s your problem?
Mystique: urr ok, then. Well I’m a lesbian…
Morbo: parrrrrrrrrr.
Mystique: what?
Morbo: nothing, nothing, continue.
Mystique: well as I said I’m a lesbian and I don’t know how to tell my boyfriend. I have had an affair whilst my boyfriend and have been sexually active with this girl through out this time. I fell like such a dog! HELP!
Morbo: you seem to have the best of both worlds there, but you need to make a decision. I don’t suppose either of your partners would want to join in together so you need to make a decision. Do you want him to find out in a compromising situation? If your boyfriend has any intelligence he will find out eventually. Make your choice now.
Mystique: well thanks for your time…
Morbo: wait a minute isn’t there any thing else I can help you with?
Mystique: I thought it was one question per person.
Morbo: well normally it would be, but as you’re our first ever-female caller, then we can make an acceptation. I think our listeners would really like to hear your decision.
Mystique: well I defiantly cannot string my boyfriend along any longer so I’m going to tell him and see what he says.
Morbo: well good luck with that and fell free to call in again. I bet I know what her boyfriend is going to say… if you now what I mean. *One of stage directors cough *
Morbo: ok last caller of the day, what’s your name?
Linking to the past: urr me names linking to the past, you know the one got banned from SR.
Morbo: ok then we didn’t need that information, but thanks for it any way. So what’s the problem?
Linking to the past: I find my self being attracted to animals. I live on a farm and every time I walk past the cows I fell sexually aroused. I can’t control it please I’m begging you save me!
Morbo: I recommend going to the BA clinic. Bestiality Anonymous Clinic. Although this isn’t a usual occurrence I have met a few disturbed people in my time with this problem and they have all gone to the BA clinics, whether this works I, I don’t know.
Morbo: Well now that ends today’s show of MORBO’S emergency help line. Thanks for listing.
Sorry if haven’t asked your permission before using your name in this ‘thing’ but did what to bug anyone if I have offended any one (manly Mystique) I am truly sorry.
Enjoy this piece of work from me, thanks.
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