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"The names Chicone, Madonna Chicone"

Madonna is to sing the theme tune to the new James Bond film.

You heard it here first.

Bond 20: Harf-Pints Not Enough.

"Ey, ey, ey, Mr. Bond, yer southerner, we're de comedy scousas. I used ta be in Bread, and me mate was probly in Brookie. We'll nick anything we will, we're scallies."

You have issues.

"You expect me to talk?"
"Nah, I expect you'll nonce abaart in a yellow-tinted mockney Lundun ripped from Long Good Friday and then you'll shoot loads of people, you s**g"
"Faaaaaaaaark Oooooorf"


BANG BANG BANG

Brosnan's are better than anyone but Connery. I meant the Bond tune.

"Shaken or stirred? I'll ave a bleedin' pint, you big ponce."

Stryke wrote:
> Meh. Who cares? They haven't been any good since Brosnan started.

Brosnan's Bond movies have been better than Dalton's were.

Meh. Who cares? They haven't been any good since Brosnan started.

"Awight mate, I'm Bond. Faaaaaaaaark Oooooorf"

BANG BANG BANG

"I like The Muppets"

BANG BANG BANG

"'Ello, I'm Vinnie Jones. You s**g"

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Guy Ritchie directs Bond 21: "Mockney Toss"

I wondered why it's taken so long for Madonna to do a Bond theme? Maybe there's a new Guy Ritchie connection in there somewhere?