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If you vote for me i will:

1. Not improve the national health
2. ruin one of the best education systems in the world
3. Suck up to america lots
4. Take anything europe throws at us
5. waste money on useless projects
6. keep selling school playing fields
7. Do nothing about public transport.
Well it worked for the government so i'll be expecting a landslide.

I'd vote for you but as Mohammed al-Fayed will tell you i t will be very expensive and will involve brown paper envelopes

did the goverment use reverse phycology, i think so.

well my vote is for... stryke

At least i'm honest

Ash1ey wrote:
> If you vote for me i will:

1. Not improve the national health
2. ruin one of
> the best education systems in the world
3. Suck up to america lots
4. Take
> anything europe throws at us
5. waste money on useless projects
6. keep
> selling school playing fields
7. Do nothing about public transport.
Well it
> worked for the government so i'll be expecting a landslide.

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Ha ha, you've got me convinced ;)

I forgot to mention waste money on the 2nd millenium dome and just leave us without a national stadium.

Goatboy wrote:
> Hey Mandelson, what's the deal with you on Hampton Heath and the relationship
> with your PA?

Come on, set the rumours to bed.

You are, aren't you?

As one U.S. President said.... "I did not have relations with that woman" (or was that principal skinner). It was quite innocent really. You see i was eating pretzels the way George Bush told me too, on hampton Heath when suddenly i choked , i dont know why and that was why she was giving me mouth to mouth recusitation (not Kissing) on the heath the other night.


Credit to the Geoffrey Archer book of excuses.

You have my vote! :)

maybe john prescott can be cabinet "enforcer"

Hey Mandelson, what's the deal with you on Hampton Heath and the relationship with your PA?

Come on, set the rumours to bed.

You are, aren't you?