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I know this isn't posted in the "life thread" but nobody goes there so dont flame me for this.


What is your idea of a perfect girl?

gerrid wrote:
> torticollis wrote:
> I suppose I'm the only single dude here.... Oh well, gerrid can
> probs
> sort that out.
>
> I have three ladies tonight.
> Ruby, she is young and fresh, from slovakia, and Saffire, who is
> commanding. You want pay now, or later. Oh wait. Saffire is cat now.
Aren't those the names of the two new pokemon games?

torticollis wrote:

>
> *quickly plays ip-dip-do with passing three black cats*
>
> I'm quite partial to felines, can I have saffire please.

Not the first man who gerrid has sorted out with a bit of pussie

[email protected]

I think you will like my ladies. They do you good time, yes?
All my customers are satisfied. Any who are not, are disposed of.

Gerrid, do you have msn messenger, we could discuss business.

gerrid wrote:
> I would not reveal third until I make sure you are interested. Third
> lady is mysterious Juwel. SHe likes to dance on roofs, but is happy
> for you to take her. SHe is special price, because of extra special
> face. Which one you want?

ummm.

*quickly plays ip-dip-do with passing three black cats*

I'm quite partial to felines, can I have saffire please.

I would not reveal third until I make sure you are interested. Third lady is mysterious Juwel. SHe likes to dance on roofs, but is happy for you to take her. SHe is special price, because of extra special face. Which one you want?

gerrid wrote:
> I have three ladies tonight.
> Ruby, she is young and fresh, from slovakia, and Saffire, who is
> commanding. You want pay now, or later. Oh wait. Saffire is cat now.

1. Are they safe as houses?

2. Who is the third?

torticollis wrote:
> I suppose I'm the only single dude here.... Oh well, gerrid can probs
> sort that out.

I have three ladies tonight.
Ruby, she is young and fresh, from slovakia, and Saffire, who is commanding. You want pay now, or later. Oh wait. Saffire is cat now.

Yay, got it sorted out. :-)

Kyz22 wrote:
> Paranoid Idiot wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> *sticks tounge out* (guess where THIS tounge has been ;-) he he)
>
> LMFAO!!
>
> Put the pic on a site or somthing, my MSN is broked. :-(
>
> I dont want a pic of my g/f on a website, sorry. I dont think she
> would be best pleased either.
>
> I can email you it if u want.

Yeah, I unserstand, but you're sending it to strangers isn't that bad enough. :-D

My e-mail is [email protected] add it if ya want, gonna try 'n' get it sorted later.