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1.wipe your a#* with it
2.shove it down the loo
3.send it as hate mail
4.smash it up
5.make it hollow and go s#@t in it
6.wear it as a mask
7.throw around
8.use as a basket ball
9.play football with it
and 10.get mario to lick his (.)