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Mon 11/02/02 at 13:53
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Rez. Like Tron, only it would look better as wire man flies around wire stuff. Wouldn't be a bad music video mind.

Tetris. Probably be directed by David Lynch, or something.

Parappa the Rappa: They'd stick a Wayan's kid in there to ruin it.

Pokémon: Oh, hang on, they did this, and it was crap.
Tue 12/02/02 at 08:53
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Bleh, maybe, but it would make a perfect Pixar movie!
Tue 12/02/02 at 08:28
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Nah, Pikmin would make a great movie.

The openning scenes shw a guy in a space ship, in contact with a parent ship of some kind. Something goes wrong, and we have a big budget crash landing on a strange planet.

The pilot can't get in touch with the mothership, and realises that he'll have to find the scattered pieces of his ship around the land.

He discovers strange creatures, and he leads them to victory over many evils in the planet, whilst he gains those much needed parts.

Finish with a huge battle scene, and fly off back home.

Maybe call it Planet of the Plants.

;-)
Tue 12/02/02 at 02:50
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OI! Final Fantasy was a fantastic film! I saw it twice in one day! In fact...

-={ Lara Fabian - The Dream Within }{ 04:40 || 128kbps }=-

Mmm... I love this song. Great soundtrack.

Well, here's my two cent's worth: Pikmin.

In fact... every single RTS ever created.
Mon 11/02/02 at 19:41
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i know try.... *thinks* Flight unlimited II



but what would make a good film would be Starcraft!
Mon 11/02/02 at 17:14
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Probably not, but this is the crap film topic.

Great topic by the way Meka. Some of the best are the shortest.

Err... Rollercoaster Tycoon. Great game, crap film.

And so obviously, Sim City. The game can get boring enough, imagine a film about making sure the water lines join when you can hardly ****ing see them.

Let me think:

Final Fantasy

Super Mario Bros

Tomb Raider

Doom

Duke Nukem 3D

Resident Evil

Street Fighter

Mortal Kombat

Yup, that just about covers it.

I would pay good money to see "Gunstar Heroes" the movie, mind.
Mon 11/02/02 at 16:51
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how about an earthworm jim film? a couple of hours of his crazy antics couldn't go wrong could it?
Mon 11/02/02 at 15:04
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Pong would be a crap film. I can't imagine sitting in a cinema for 2 hours watching a ball and two bats
Mon 11/02/02 at 14:50
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How about good films that would make really naff games?

Shawshank redemption.
Spend 30 years digging a tunnel in the wall of a jail cell. Sub games include carving chess pieces, writing the same letter twice a week, and walking around the grounds distributing the grit from your trousers.
Mon 11/02/02 at 14:30
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Bored again Meka?
Mon 11/02/02 at 14:04
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How many Pokemon movies are there?
Just out of pure curiosity,they realase one about evry 6 months and I've lost count.

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