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"Your ultimate fantasy?"

"Gareth?"
"Well...two lesbians. Sisters probably."
"..."

Fantastic.

"I know Texas couldn't run and manage a paper company. i'm pretty sure I couldn't do what Texas..... Well actually I could and thik they knew that even then!"

No can't beat the office.

Gareth opens his draw.....

"Oh what is that?! He's put my stapler inside a jelly again."

"Why did he do that?"

"Well he knows i'm scared of jelly. I don't trust the way it moves."

Pure quality!

Or looking at the porn on the internet...

"Dutch girls should be punished for having big boobs. Now you shouldn't be punished for having big boobs dutch or otherwise."

"If anything you should be rewarded."

I saw this for the first time last week as well. Hilarious stuff!

Just a shame I can't remember any of the quotes...

Well you nicked all the good quotes didn't you...

" Why doesn't he get his wife to help?
He doesn't have a wife
All farmers have wifes
Well he's a gay farmer
He shouldn't be allowed near animals then "

" Go get the guitar "

Amazing.

Goatboy wrote:
> "Gareth?"
"Well...two lesbians. Sisters
> probably."
"..."

Fantastic.


I haven't a clue what your going on about but it appears you have read my mind!

"He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?"

"You know that saying softly softly catchee monkey? I could catch a monkey."

"I'm fed up with all of this, I'm fed up with paper, I'm fed up with 48 shipments of Spar white at 280 a reel, I'm .."
"260"
"Yeah, you're a Tw@, shut up, shut up."

I love this programme.

"I was wondering now you've split with Tim if you'd like to go out for a drink with me?"
"Actually...I've not split up with him"
"...oh yeah, I know! Haha, I meant as a friend."

"It's a superchicken"
"Shut up"

"Don't worry, Monkey Alan fancies you if no-one else does"
"What the hell was that Gareth? Monkey Alan?"
"I was trying to help"

I was hoping that was going to be a 'The Office' post.

I saw it for the first time last week, it made me hurt with laughter.

I've been meaning to watch it since the re-runs started, but I forget.

Now I shall remember.