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"Your ultimate fantasy?"

"Gareth?"
"Well...two lesbians. Sisters probably."
"..."

Fantastic.

When David clotheslined that woman when he was playing with the football. That was the funniest part.

Overall, I didn't think it was that great. Certainly not as good as last week anyway.


Big Train wasn't too bad this week though. Most of it was pretty poor but there were a few amusing bits.

"I admit I did feel a slight tingle that time"

:-D

The funniest part was at the end when Gareth is in the passenger seat on the motorbike.... his face had me in tears :)

" Oi mate, you like you've had a pot noodle and a w**k "

" Finchey is a man of culture, who knows we could go to the opera or theatre... I just don't know "

:)

So good, and I've never worked in an office before.

"Condoms come in lots of different flavours now, like strawberry and curry. You like curry?"

What about the scene where he's the quiz master and there asking him about the territorial army, i can't remember exactly how it goes but..

"So you've dug a hole and the enemy are there and they've caught you with your trousers down and discovered you're CAMP, and you're lying there waiting.."
"Well no because if I knew they was there I would be hiding"
"What, so you would be using your hole as bait"
"Yes"

"I watched Peak Practice last night"
"...mm"
"That's sad isn't it, spending your life watching Peak Practice"
"Yep"
"Not for me, I enjoy it"
"I just stayed in and had a nice big w**k"
"...."

"Shut up, you're an weasel-faced a**e"
"Don't call my junior an a**e-faced weasel"
"I didn't, Gareth would you rather have a face like a weasel or an a**e?"
"...weasel I suppose"

Tonight's best lines for me:

"That was a waste of an hour"
"So you've only been talking to me because you want a shag?"
"Yeah, and from behind because your breath smells of a**e, didn't tell you that either did I?"

"There was a place called New York, New York..the nightclub that never sleeps...that closed at 1am."

"All right,if you're so clever, what am I thinking?"
"You're thinking, ooo how can I take a tiger down with a biro"
"No"
"Alright, you're thinking if I crash in the jungle,could I survive and eat my shoes?"
"No. And you couldn't"
"Alright,what are you thinking?"
"I'm thinking...will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark"

Yep, he is looking to recruit a new secretary and he wants the best looking one possible. Sounds good. Last week's was definitely the best in the series so far. The quiz one was a tad disappointing but still funny.

It's on tonight, 10pm BBC2.

"New Girl"

Goatboy wrote:
> "Gareth?"
"Well...two lesbians. Sisters
> probably."
"..."



Heh. I clicked on this topic with the intention of writing exactly that. :-D

Never seen, dying to.