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We all know the Amish don't use electricity, and they don't have phones, or anything to do with modern technology. But if you do a search on the web for "Amish", you will find a ton of Amish web sites. They may have computers inside their ‘humble homes’ but what else lies in the murky depths of the Amish’s secret technology, what else do we not know?
Well I wanted to know, so I sent a secret agent (Parr) into the AMISH TECHNOLOGY RESOURCE CENTER located in a remote underground bunker in Intercourse, Pennsylvania What he found shocked us... and now we bring his findings directly to you... THE FIRST WORKING AMISH CONSOLE! Codenamed, the ‘Barnraiser’
Well... OK... so it's not exactly what we would call a next generation console.... but it's the most advanced scrabble game in history! Using ultra-low tech antique equipment the Amish have actually built a portable "console" which is said to revolutionise Amish gaming.
Features:
· 13 x 6 Bead Resolution
· 78 RAB (Random Access Bead) Memory
· All wood construction
· Chalk & slate based input
· Holders for slate, chalk, charcoal and stylus
· 1 Chicken Power Supply
· Built-in Modem (for online play codenamed Barnraiser Live tm)
I managed to contact the leader of the Barnraiser team Jebediah Gates. I had the opportunity to ask Jebediah a series of questions regarding the Barnraiser.
What kind of power source does the Laptop use?
The Barnraiser doesn't really need power...it is just a series of beads controlled by a pulley system, that when arranged in certain patterns can be translated into motion and still pictures and images. The only source of power needed to run the Barnraiser's pulley system comes from a rather small chicken attached to the Barnraiser by means of a rope.
Isn't the use of ANY technology frowned upon by the Amish?
Yes it is. But the Amish have decided that the Barnraiser is by no means technology. :- )
What does the future hold for the Barnraiser?
Well, the first sort of beadware (software) includes a butter churn simulator, a virtual barn builder, and quilt designer. Also Harvest Grain is tipped to be the Game of the Year 2003.
What other non-technological breakthroughs are the Amish working on?
No comment
Although we also hear they are working on an electricity substitute involving kites, strings, butter churns, and lightning bolts. Details are sketchy, but we are told that since lightning is provided by God, it's OK to use it. Another research group is reportedly trying to utilize static electricity by means of rubbing sheep on carpets and balloons, but this may just be a rumour.
So the Amish are not technologically impair, in fact the future looks very good for the Barnraiser and eventually Amish technology. If the Barnraiser plays a strong part within the Amish culture then we shall probably be playing the Barnraiser in no time. I am really looking forward to Harvest Grain, from the early screenshots, it looks amazing. The Amish have been very secretive about future technology and add-ons for the Barnraiser, although the information is a bit sketchy I can easily see the Barnraiser outselling the PS2 especially in Japan, where the game ideas will be gratefully accepted.
Many of you will not believe me, but the futures bright, the futures Amish. Just remember where you heard the news first when you are playing the greatest console in the world (the Barnraiser, of course) in the for see able future.
Thanks for reading
Sam41
Well I wanted to know, so I sent a secret agent (Parr) into the AMISH TECHNOLOGY RESOURCE CENTER located in a remote underground bunker in Intercourse, Pennsylvania What he found shocked us... and now we bring his findings directly to you... THE FIRST WORKING AMISH CONSOLE! Codenamed, the ‘Barnraiser’
Well... OK... so it's not exactly what we would call a next generation console.... but it's the most advanced scrabble game in history! Using ultra-low tech antique equipment the Amish have actually built a portable "console" which is said to revolutionise Amish gaming.
Features:
· 13 x 6 Bead Resolution
· 78 RAB (Random Access Bead) Memory
· All wood construction
· Chalk & slate based input
· Holders for slate, chalk, charcoal and stylus
· 1 Chicken Power Supply
· Built-in Modem (for online play codenamed Barnraiser Live tm)
I managed to contact the leader of the Barnraiser team Jebediah Gates. I had the opportunity to ask Jebediah a series of questions regarding the Barnraiser.
What kind of power source does the Laptop use?
The Barnraiser doesn't really need power...it is just a series of beads controlled by a pulley system, that when arranged in certain patterns can be translated into motion and still pictures and images. The only source of power needed to run the Barnraiser's pulley system comes from a rather small chicken attached to the Barnraiser by means of a rope.
Isn't the use of ANY technology frowned upon by the Amish?
Yes it is. But the Amish have decided that the Barnraiser is by no means technology. :- )
What does the future hold for the Barnraiser?
Well, the first sort of beadware (software) includes a butter churn simulator, a virtual barn builder, and quilt designer. Also Harvest Grain is tipped to be the Game of the Year 2003.
What other non-technological breakthroughs are the Amish working on?
No comment
Although we also hear they are working on an electricity substitute involving kites, strings, butter churns, and lightning bolts. Details are sketchy, but we are told that since lightning is provided by God, it's OK to use it. Another research group is reportedly trying to utilize static electricity by means of rubbing sheep on carpets and balloons, but this may just be a rumour.
So the Amish are not technologically impair, in fact the future looks very good for the Barnraiser and eventually Amish technology. If the Barnraiser plays a strong part within the Amish culture then we shall probably be playing the Barnraiser in no time. I am really looking forward to Harvest Grain, from the early screenshots, it looks amazing. The Amish have been very secretive about future technology and add-ons for the Barnraiser, although the information is a bit sketchy I can easily see the Barnraiser outselling the PS2 especially in Japan, where the game ideas will be gratefully accepted.
Many of you will not believe me, but the futures bright, the futures Amish. Just remember where you heard the news first when you are playing the greatest console in the world (the Barnraiser, of course) in the for see able future.
Thanks for reading
Sam41
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Adamario wrote:
> sam 41 wrote:
> We all know the Amish don't use electricity, and they don't have
> phones, or anything to do with modern technology. But if you do a
> search on the web for "Amish", you will find a ton of
> Amish
> web sites. They may have computers inside their ‘humble homes’ but
> what else lies in the murky depths of the Amish’s secret technology,
> what else do we not know?
>
> Well I wanted to know, so I sent a secret agent (Parr) into the
> AMISH
> TECHNOLOGY RESOURCE CENTER located in a remote underground bunker in
> Intercourse, Pennsylvania What he found shocked us... and now we
> bring
> his findings directly to you... THE FIRST WORKING AMISH CONSOLE!
> Codenamed, the ‘Barnraiser’
> Well... OK... so it's not exactly what we would call a next
> generation
> console.... but it's the most advanced scrabble game in history!
> Using
> ultra-low tech antique equipment the Amish have actually built a
> portable "console" which is said to revolutionise Amish
> gaming.
>
> Features:
> · 13 x 6 Bead Resolution
> · 78 RAB (Random Access Bead) Memory
> · All wood construction
> · Chalk & slate based input
> · Holders for slate, chalk, charcoal and stylus
> · 1 Chicken Power Supply
> · Built-in Modem (for online play codenamed Barnraiser Live
> tm)
>
> I managed to contact the leader of the Barnraiser team Jebediah
> Gates.
> I had the opportunity to ask Jebediah a series of questions
> regarding
> the Barnraiser.
> What kind of power source does the Laptop use?
>
> The Barnraiser doesn't really need power...it is just a series of
> beads controlled by a pulley system, that when arranged in certain
> patterns can be translated into motion and still pictures and
> images.
> The only source of power needed to run the Barnraiser's pulley
> system
> comes from a rather small chicken attached to the Barnraiser by
> means
> of a rope.
> Isn't the use of ANY technology frowned upon by the Amish?
>
> Yes it is. But the Amish have decided that the Barnraiser is by no
> means technology. :- )
> What does the future hold for the Barnraiser?
>
> Well, the first sort of beadware (software) includes a butter churn
> simulator, a virtual barn builder, and quilt designer. Also Harvest
> Grain is tipped to be the Game of the Year 2003.
>
> What other non-technological breakthroughs are the Amish working on?
> No comment
>
> Although we also hear they are working on an electricity substitute
> involving kites, strings, butter churns, and lightning bolts.
> Details
> are sketchy, but we are told that since lightning is provided by
> God,
> it's OK to use it. Another research group is reportedly trying to
> utilize static electricity by means of rubbing sheep on carpets and
> balloons, but this may just be a rumour.
>
> So the Amish are not technologically impair, in fact the future
> looks
> very good for the Barnraiser and eventually Amish technology. If the
> Barnraiser plays a strong part within the Amish culture then we
> shall
> probably be playing the Barnraiser in no time. I am really looking
> forward to Harvest Grain, from the early screenshots, it looks
> amazing. The Amish have been very secretive about future technology
> and add-ons for the Barnraiser, although the information is a bit
> sketchy I can easily see the Barnraiser outselling the PS2
> especially
> in Japan, where the game ideas will be gratefully accepted.
> Many of you will not believe me, but the futures bright, the futures
> Amish. Just remember where you heard the news first when you are
> playing the greatest console in the world (the Barnraiser, of
> course)
> in the for see able future.
> Thanks for reading
> Sam41
>
> Im sure ive seen this before somewhere.
I have, it was the Amish Laptop!!
> sam 41 wrote:
> We all know the Amish don't use electricity, and they don't have
> phones, or anything to do with modern technology. But if you do a
> search on the web for "Amish", you will find a ton of
> Amish
> web sites. They may have computers inside their ‘humble homes’ but
> what else lies in the murky depths of the Amish’s secret technology,
> what else do we not know?
>
> Well I wanted to know, so I sent a secret agent (Parr) into the
> AMISH
> TECHNOLOGY RESOURCE CENTER located in a remote underground bunker in
> Intercourse, Pennsylvania What he found shocked us... and now we
> bring
> his findings directly to you... THE FIRST WORKING AMISH CONSOLE!
> Codenamed, the ‘Barnraiser’
> Well... OK... so it's not exactly what we would call a next
> generation
> console.... but it's the most advanced scrabble game in history!
> Using
> ultra-low tech antique equipment the Amish have actually built a
> portable "console" which is said to revolutionise Amish
> gaming.
>
> Features:
> · 13 x 6 Bead Resolution
> · 78 RAB (Random Access Bead) Memory
> · All wood construction
> · Chalk & slate based input
> · Holders for slate, chalk, charcoal and stylus
> · 1 Chicken Power Supply
> · Built-in Modem (for online play codenamed Barnraiser Live
> tm)
>
> I managed to contact the leader of the Barnraiser team Jebediah
> Gates.
> I had the opportunity to ask Jebediah a series of questions
> regarding
> the Barnraiser.
> What kind of power source does the Laptop use?
>
> The Barnraiser doesn't really need power...it is just a series of
> beads controlled by a pulley system, that when arranged in certain
> patterns can be translated into motion and still pictures and
> images.
> The only source of power needed to run the Barnraiser's pulley
> system
> comes from a rather small chicken attached to the Barnraiser by
> means
> of a rope.
> Isn't the use of ANY technology frowned upon by the Amish?
>
> Yes it is. But the Amish have decided that the Barnraiser is by no
> means technology. :- )
> What does the future hold for the Barnraiser?
>
> Well, the first sort of beadware (software) includes a butter churn
> simulator, a virtual barn builder, and quilt designer. Also Harvest
> Grain is tipped to be the Game of the Year 2003.
>
> What other non-technological breakthroughs are the Amish working on?
> No comment
>
> Although we also hear they are working on an electricity substitute
> involving kites, strings, butter churns, and lightning bolts.
> Details
> are sketchy, but we are told that since lightning is provided by
> God,
> it's OK to use it. Another research group is reportedly trying to
> utilize static electricity by means of rubbing sheep on carpets and
> balloons, but this may just be a rumour.
>
> So the Amish are not technologically impair, in fact the future
> looks
> very good for the Barnraiser and eventually Amish technology. If the
> Barnraiser plays a strong part within the Amish culture then we
> shall
> probably be playing the Barnraiser in no time. I am really looking
> forward to Harvest Grain, from the early screenshots, it looks
> amazing. The Amish have been very secretive about future technology
> and add-ons for the Barnraiser, although the information is a bit
> sketchy I can easily see the Barnraiser outselling the PS2
> especially
> in Japan, where the game ideas will be gratefully accepted.
> Many of you will not believe me, but the futures bright, the futures
> Amish. Just remember where you heard the news first when you are
> playing the greatest console in the world (the Barnraiser, of
> course)
> in the for see able future.
> Thanks for reading
> Sam41
>
> Im sure ive seen this before somewhere.
I have, it was the Amish Laptop!!
sam 41 wrote:
> We all know the Amish don't use electricity, and they don't have
> phones, or anything to do with modern technology. But if you do a
> search on the web for "Amish", you will find a ton of Amish
> web sites. They may have computers inside their ‘humble homes’ but
> what else lies in the murky depths of the Amish’s secret technology,
> what else do we not know?
>
> Well I wanted to know, so I sent a secret agent (Parr) into the AMISH
> TECHNOLOGY RESOURCE CENTER located in a remote underground bunker in
> Intercourse, Pennsylvania What he found shocked us... and now we bring
> his findings directly to you... THE FIRST WORKING AMISH CONSOLE!
> Codenamed, the ‘Barnraiser’
> Well... OK... so it's not exactly what we would call a next generation
> console.... but it's the most advanced scrabble game in history! Using
> ultra-low tech antique equipment the Amish have actually built a
> portable "console" which is said to revolutionise Amish
> gaming.
>
> Features:
> · 13 x 6 Bead Resolution
> · 78 RAB (Random Access Bead) Memory
> · All wood construction
> · Chalk & slate based input
> · Holders for slate, chalk, charcoal and stylus
> · 1 Chicken Power Supply
> · Built-in Modem (for online play codenamed Barnraiser Live
> tm)
>
> I managed to contact the leader of the Barnraiser team Jebediah Gates.
> I had the opportunity to ask Jebediah a series of questions regarding
> the Barnraiser.
> What kind of power source does the Laptop use?
>
> The Barnraiser doesn't really need power...it is just a series of
> beads controlled by a pulley system, that when arranged in certain
> patterns can be translated into motion and still pictures and images.
> The only source of power needed to run the Barnraiser's pulley system
> comes from a rather small chicken attached to the Barnraiser by means
> of a rope.
> Isn't the use of ANY technology frowned upon by the Amish?
>
> Yes it is. But the Amish have decided that the Barnraiser is by no
> means technology. :- )
> What does the future hold for the Barnraiser?
>
> Well, the first sort of beadware (software) includes a butter churn
> simulator, a virtual barn builder, and quilt designer. Also Harvest
> Grain is tipped to be the Game of the Year 2003.
>
> What other non-technological breakthroughs are the Amish working on?
> No comment
>
> Although we also hear they are working on an electricity substitute
> involving kites, strings, butter churns, and lightning bolts. Details
> are sketchy, but we are told that since lightning is provided by God,
> it's OK to use it. Another research group is reportedly trying to
> utilize static electricity by means of rubbing sheep on carpets and
> balloons, but this may just be a rumour.
>
> So the Amish are not technologically impair, in fact the future looks
> very good for the Barnraiser and eventually Amish technology. If the
> Barnraiser plays a strong part within the Amish culture then we shall
> probably be playing the Barnraiser in no time. I am really looking
> forward to Harvest Grain, from the early screenshots, it looks
> amazing. The Amish have been very secretive about future technology
> and add-ons for the Barnraiser, although the information is a bit
> sketchy I can easily see the Barnraiser outselling the PS2 especially
> in Japan, where the game ideas will be gratefully accepted.
> Many of you will not believe me, but the futures bright, the futures
> Amish. Just remember where you heard the news first when you are
> playing the greatest console in the world (the Barnraiser, of course)
> in the for see able future.
> Thanks for reading
> Sam41
Im sure ive seen this before somewhere.
> We all know the Amish don't use electricity, and they don't have
> phones, or anything to do with modern technology. But if you do a
> search on the web for "Amish", you will find a ton of Amish
> web sites. They may have computers inside their ‘humble homes’ but
> what else lies in the murky depths of the Amish’s secret technology,
> what else do we not know?
>
> Well I wanted to know, so I sent a secret agent (Parr) into the AMISH
> TECHNOLOGY RESOURCE CENTER located in a remote underground bunker in
> Intercourse, Pennsylvania What he found shocked us... and now we bring
> his findings directly to you... THE FIRST WORKING AMISH CONSOLE!
> Codenamed, the ‘Barnraiser’
> Well... OK... so it's not exactly what we would call a next generation
> console.... but it's the most advanced scrabble game in history! Using
> ultra-low tech antique equipment the Amish have actually built a
> portable "console" which is said to revolutionise Amish
> gaming.
>
> Features:
> · 13 x 6 Bead Resolution
> · 78 RAB (Random Access Bead) Memory
> · All wood construction
> · Chalk & slate based input
> · Holders for slate, chalk, charcoal and stylus
> · 1 Chicken Power Supply
> · Built-in Modem (for online play codenamed Barnraiser Live
> tm)
>
> I managed to contact the leader of the Barnraiser team Jebediah Gates.
> I had the opportunity to ask Jebediah a series of questions regarding
> the Barnraiser.
> What kind of power source does the Laptop use?
>
> The Barnraiser doesn't really need power...it is just a series of
> beads controlled by a pulley system, that when arranged in certain
> patterns can be translated into motion and still pictures and images.
> The only source of power needed to run the Barnraiser's pulley system
> comes from a rather small chicken attached to the Barnraiser by means
> of a rope.
> Isn't the use of ANY technology frowned upon by the Amish?
>
> Yes it is. But the Amish have decided that the Barnraiser is by no
> means technology. :- )
> What does the future hold for the Barnraiser?
>
> Well, the first sort of beadware (software) includes a butter churn
> simulator, a virtual barn builder, and quilt designer. Also Harvest
> Grain is tipped to be the Game of the Year 2003.
>
> What other non-technological breakthroughs are the Amish working on?
> No comment
>
> Although we also hear they are working on an electricity substitute
> involving kites, strings, butter churns, and lightning bolts. Details
> are sketchy, but we are told that since lightning is provided by God,
> it's OK to use it. Another research group is reportedly trying to
> utilize static electricity by means of rubbing sheep on carpets and
> balloons, but this may just be a rumour.
>
> So the Amish are not technologically impair, in fact the future looks
> very good for the Barnraiser and eventually Amish technology. If the
> Barnraiser plays a strong part within the Amish culture then we shall
> probably be playing the Barnraiser in no time. I am really looking
> forward to Harvest Grain, from the early screenshots, it looks
> amazing. The Amish have been very secretive about future technology
> and add-ons for the Barnraiser, although the information is a bit
> sketchy I can easily see the Barnraiser outselling the PS2 especially
> in Japan, where the game ideas will be gratefully accepted.
> Many of you will not believe me, but the futures bright, the futures
> Amish. Just remember where you heard the news first when you are
> playing the greatest console in the world (the Barnraiser, of course)
> in the for see able future.
> Thanks for reading
> Sam41
Im sure ive seen this before somewhere.
sam 41 wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
>
> You see, right there, you ruined your chances.
>
> Damn............
*****
Ha ha you prat. Ha ha ha
> BEARDS. wrote:
>
> You see, right there, you ruined your chances.
>
> Damn............
*****
Ha ha you prat. Ha ha ha
Why on earth have you changed your tagline sam 41?
It was great.
It was great.
sam 41 wrote:
> Sam41: Please give me a GAD, pleeeeaaaasseee :-)
You see, right there, you ruined your chances.
> Sam41: Please give me a GAD, pleeeeaaaasseee :-)
You see, right there, you ruined your chances.
You know Sam 41.... you're all right. Just get rid of that tagline, eh?
Update2.01 wrote:
> How many beads per second can this new pc shift?
The Barnraiser is capable of transferring 183bps (beads per seconds) with its implanted modem, but with Barnband (Similar to Broadband, but is connected using string, hay and one big pig) The Barnraiser is capable of shifting up to 1pps (pearls per second). Barnband adapter not included. Future Hardware.
Sam41: Please give me a GAD, pleeeeaaaasseee :-)
> How many beads per second can this new pc shift?
The Barnraiser is capable of transferring 183bps (beads per seconds) with its implanted modem, but with Barnband (Similar to Broadband, but is connected using string, hay and one big pig) The Barnraiser is capable of shifting up to 1pps (pearls per second). Barnband adapter not included. Future Hardware.
Sam41: Please give me a GAD, pleeeeaaaasseee :-)
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