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Supposedly my friend Richard, has been constantly taking the p*ss out of me for not going to one cricket training session, basically because I didn't feel like it. I'm a sensitive person, and in the end got really annoyed and frustrated, but didn't say anything. Now, he sent me this e-mail:
"Weiner, you cant w*nk, you have a phat cone head the size of your mums d***o.
You have a massive spam head and a receeding hairline, so stop dissin me and Jon and stop tryin to act hard with your Donnay fleece.
Shut up you bean head."
Now, I don't like this at all. I need you to e-mail him, offending him for being extremely fat (which he is), can't lose weight to save his life and that the only he can get friends is by insulting other people.
If you don't want to then I won't mind, but I can just imagine opening his e-mail to lots of insulting e-mails.
So I'm about to send one right now, and it would be appreciated if you did. Here it is again: [email protected]
Think before you say something...... but maybe I should have done that too because I just called him a fat twonk with no pubic hair..... but maybe I shouldn't have.
:D
Don't bother anymore, thanks for the support guys. You're true friends.
>what did you put scott?
I've sent it now and can't remember just cussing him about him running to try and stay in with his flab and stuff like that.
""I've figured something out about you, apart from that you're a fat bleep. The only way you can get friends is by insulting other people. You see, you're not funny, and you have a crap personality. This is pretty obvious, especially after talking to many of the others in our school.
When have I been dissing you or Jon?? You're just making excuses to insult me so Jon'll like you. At least I bleep over the right people (ie. girls, and that doesn't include you're gran) where as with you it's over Jon. The only reason people such as Jon and Henry like you at the moment is because you're constantly taking the bleep out of people like myself, Ian F, and many more.
You say I'm trying to act hard with a Donnay fleece?? Surely it's the opposite. You're obviously the one trying to be hard, and this just proves it. Also, if you want to be hard, just make sure you're their when your mum gets undressed for the nextdoor neighbour.
I have a massive spam head!!! OH NO!! This will completely ruin my life! Unlike Rich, who has the IQ of a dead possum, I won't get a decent career when I'm older!
You won't have realised this yet due to your extremely low intellect, but I was being sarcastic. I'll see you again when you're picking up my bag of rubbish and throwing it into the truck.
Christian my a**e."