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"SPAM THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS NOW!! FOR ME!!!"

[email protected]

Supposedly my friend Richard, has been constantly taking the p*ss out of me for not going to one cricket training session, basically because I didn't feel like it. I'm a sensitive person, and in the end got really annoyed and frustrated, but didn't say anything. Now, he sent me this e-mail:

"Weiner, you cant w*nk, you have a phat cone head the size of your mums d***o.
You have a massive spam head and a receeding hairline, so stop dissin me and Jon and stop tryin to act hard with your Donnay fleece.
Shut up you bean head."

Now, I don't like this at all. I need you to e-mail him, offending him for being extremely fat (which he is), can't lose weight to save his life and that the only he can get friends is by insulting other people.
If you don't want to then I won't mind, but I can just imagine opening his e-mail to lots of insulting e-mails.

So I'm about to send one right now, and it would be appreciated if you did. Here it is again: [email protected]

Ant wrote:
> big_slow wrote:
> and ANT are u a bodyjar fan? or is that someone else on
> their site calling
> himsel Ant?

No I'm not, must be someone else. I'll
> have to steal his/her's sugar.

well hes a punk rock fan of a band that about 50 people have heard of in england so i say your looking at him being somewhere in america. the photos he put up were from a concert in callifornia so you should start taking sugar from there.

Also, SR, I'd appreciate it if you deleted this topic and the on Chat. I admit I went over the top, but I was so angry I didn't realise it. Sorry for any trouble I've caused.

big_slow wrote:
> and ANT are u a bodyjar fan? or is that someone else on their site calling
> himsel Ant?

No I'm not, must be someone else. I'll have to steal his/her's sugar.

and ANT are u a bodyjar fan? or is that someone else on their site calling himsel Ant?

if only my mail spammer was still working. turbonutter was the man for this mission.

damn! I just now saw the post. now i cant email him :(

you know what 13 year olds are like :P

Ant wrote:
> Okay, leave it now, it's all sorted out.

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You can't have made up with him????

Okay, leave it now, it's all sorted out.

Ant wrote:
> Here is my current reply, swear words taken out:

""I've figured
> something out about you, apart from that you're a fat bleep. The only way you
> can get friends is by insulting other people. You see, you're not funny, and you
> have a crap personality. This is pretty obvious, especially after talking to
> many of the others in our school.

When have I been dissing you or Jon??
> You're just making excuses to insult me so Jon'll like you. At least I bleep
> over the right people (ie. girls, and that doesn't include you're gran) where as
> with you it's over Jon. The only reason people such as Jon and Henry like you at
> the moment is because you're constantly taking the bleep out of people like
> myself, Ian F, and many more.

You say I'm trying to act hard with a Donnay
> fleece?? Surely it's the opposite. You're obviously the one trying to be hard,
> and this just proves it. Also, if you want to be hard, just make sure you're
> their when your mum gets undressed for the nextdoor neighbour.

I have a
> massive spam head!!! OH NO!! This will completely ruin my life! Unlike Rich, who
> has the IQ of a dead possum, I won't get a decent career when I'm older!

You
> won't have realised this yet due to your extremely low intellect, but I was
> being sarcastic. I'll see you again when you're picking up my bag of rubbish and
> throwing it into the truck.

Christian my a**e."

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Nice... :D