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This is a topic where we want to hear everything that is wrong with your life, and everything that your angry at. Whether that be a delay in release date, a date gone wrong or a bad packet of dates, we care!
I will also try to answer everyones queries giving the most useless advice i can think of.
I will also try to answer everyones queries giving the most useless advice i can think of.
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Turbonutter wrote:
> Things that are wrong with my life:
1) I'm in a Nintendo forum
You'll live
2) School
> sucks, badly, as does massive amounts of coursework
Better than a proper job... and yes it is
3) I have 2 weeks to
> finish my Graphics model, and I've barely even started it
Then start
4) I sleep too
> much, and it's still not enough. It's such a waste of time.
Fit it in at certain times, i find nights a good one.
5) I can't touch
> type. I really should start this up again.
You'll live
6) I have a £1727.30 cheque
> and it's doubtful if it will clear by Friday
Ahh well theres always next friday.
7) I have no free time
Yes you do writing this is free time.
8) I
> spend about 7 hours a day on my computer, and my todo list is still 27
> lines
that needs explaining.
9) I still haven't had my nervous breakdown yet.
I had that problem... but it came soon enough.
10) Two prdicted
> D's for English, a predicted D for Latin and a C for Graphics, despite me
> getting 86% in my mock.
Predictions pah! do what i did dont do anything then when it comes to revision buy revision guides (as they are simple) and you'll get A's and B's well i did.
Things I am angry at:
1) Hardware manufacturer's
> general total ignorance that Linux exists, despite it being more as a desktop
> system than Apple Macs.
What's Linux :D
2) My mouse's fourth button won't register as button
> 4. Not important, but it's the principle.
then make it register at button four
3) Said mouse having a refresh rate
> of 51hz
meh
4) George W Bush and Tony Blair, generally and seperately.
Bin Laden, he'll sort em out.
5)
> People refusing to see Final Fantasy, Shrek and Monsters In because they are
> computer generated and carry non-15 certificates. Especially Final Fantasy - a
> masterpiece of scriptwriting, acting, screenplay, direction, sound and of
> course, the art of computer generated images. What I particularly hate though is
> that this prejudice has caused the company to be sold off by Square, which means
> no more Final Fantasy films, probably ever.
Just saw monsters brilliant, Toy Story rules, Shrek was alright was a hint of adult there but erm too fairy tale i know thats the point but still, Final Fantasy never saw... i'll rent me thinks.
6) My ISP offering 24/7 access,
> yet suspending your account if you use it more than 8 hours per day, yet this
> not being stated in the T&C.
How can that be a problem if you only use it 7 hours a day ;)
7) My legal inability to do anything about
> this.
Theres always a gun (me and Edgy need money if you ever want to hire the hunters go ahead).
8) Swordfish. Such a good story, ruined by oozing utter crap in every
> single word. They could have at least got a proper geek to write the
> technobabble, at least in would have made sense.
Yeah well don't watch it.
9) Britain being a democracy
> yet the people have little control over what happens to the contry.
Ah we can shoot Tony if we get fed up.
10) The
> media, and Hollywood. They twist and bend everything they touch in the interests
> of a good story, leaving corruption, inaccuracies and lies in their darkened
> wake.
The media conspiracy... i would go into it but i won't.
> Things that are wrong with my life:
1) I'm in a Nintendo forum
You'll live
2) School
> sucks, badly, as does massive amounts of coursework
Better than a proper job... and yes it is
3) I have 2 weeks to
> finish my Graphics model, and I've barely even started it
Then start
4) I sleep too
> much, and it's still not enough. It's such a waste of time.
Fit it in at certain times, i find nights a good one.
5) I can't touch
> type. I really should start this up again.
You'll live
6) I have a £1727.30 cheque
> and it's doubtful if it will clear by Friday
Ahh well theres always next friday.
7) I have no free time
Yes you do writing this is free time.
8) I
> spend about 7 hours a day on my computer, and my todo list is still 27
> lines
that needs explaining.
9) I still haven't had my nervous breakdown yet.
I had that problem... but it came soon enough.
10) Two prdicted
> D's for English, a predicted D for Latin and a C for Graphics, despite me
> getting 86% in my mock.
Predictions pah! do what i did dont do anything then when it comes to revision buy revision guides (as they are simple) and you'll get A's and B's well i did.
Things I am angry at:
1) Hardware manufacturer's
> general total ignorance that Linux exists, despite it being more as a desktop
> system than Apple Macs.
What's Linux :D
2) My mouse's fourth button won't register as button
> 4. Not important, but it's the principle.
then make it register at button four
3) Said mouse having a refresh rate
> of 51hz
meh
4) George W Bush and Tony Blair, generally and seperately.
Bin Laden, he'll sort em out.
5)
> People refusing to see Final Fantasy, Shrek and Monsters In because they are
> computer generated and carry non-15 certificates. Especially Final Fantasy - a
> masterpiece of scriptwriting, acting, screenplay, direction, sound and of
> course, the art of computer generated images. What I particularly hate though is
> that this prejudice has caused the company to be sold off by Square, which means
> no more Final Fantasy films, probably ever.
Just saw monsters brilliant, Toy Story rules, Shrek was alright was a hint of adult there but erm too fairy tale i know thats the point but still, Final Fantasy never saw... i'll rent me thinks.
6) My ISP offering 24/7 access,
> yet suspending your account if you use it more than 8 hours per day, yet this
> not being stated in the T&C.
How can that be a problem if you only use it 7 hours a day ;)
7) My legal inability to do anything about
> this.
Theres always a gun (me and Edgy need money if you ever want to hire the hunters go ahead).
8) Swordfish. Such a good story, ruined by oozing utter crap in every
> single word. They could have at least got a proper geek to write the
> technobabble, at least in would have made sense.
Yeah well don't watch it.
9) Britain being a democracy
> yet the people have little control over what happens to the contry.
Ah we can shoot Tony if we get fed up.
10) The
> media, and Hollywood. They twist and bend everything they touch in the interests
> of a good story, leaving corruption, inaccuracies and lies in their darkened
> wake.
The media conspiracy... i would go into it but i won't.
El Burro wrote:
> DaveyDenton sadly my advice in this matter is futile, there has been an increase
> in what are commonly regarded as "t*****s" in the mid-teen age groups
> believing that they are "hard" and "powerful."
The
> advice:
basically you have to (as you said) simply laugh at them in the
> knowledge that you are better than they are,
id even go as far as to walk over
> to them, point and start rolling around the floor in histerics, if you get 15-20
> people to do this they wont know what hit them.
Lol im gonna organise a gang of people and begin a cmpaign of laughter !!!
> DaveyDenton sadly my advice in this matter is futile, there has been an increase
> in what are commonly regarded as "t*****s" in the mid-teen age groups
> believing that they are "hard" and "powerful."
The
> advice:
basically you have to (as you said) simply laugh at them in the
> knowledge that you are better than they are,
id even go as far as to walk over
> to them, point and start rolling around the floor in histerics, if you get 15-20
> people to do this they wont know what hit them.
Lol im gonna organise a gang of people and begin a cmpaign of laughter !!!
Turbonutter, the advice is:
Things wrong:
1. leave the forum,
2. dont do the coursework and dont go to school
3. kill your graphics teacher with an exploding beer can
4. cut your brain endings, you'll sleep for ever, and that still wont be enough, but you wont know it!
5. then start stroke tryping instead
6. kill your bank manager, and then rob the bank accross the street simultaneously taking a hostage and killing her too, p.s. blind any police that come with a cum gun
7. thats a lie, otherwise you wouldn't be typing away here
8. blow up ur computer and throw away the list, start life afresh, if possible dissolve yourself and have yourself put back together getting each part cleaned and scrubbed, nice n fresh.
9. oh yeah, thats come right about....... now!
10. guess what, kill your teachers again... and bribe the examiners with sexual favours...
Things angry at:
1. well you could always massacre all the hardware manufacturers by sending them a virus in which it calls them numerous names and tells them to do something useful or ull get your chainsaw out...
2. my mouse buttons dont work in some applications either, i spose you could always kill the manufacturer's president...
3. guess what, kill kill kill...
4. definaetly kill these two, do the world a favour, bush almost killed himself, just send him a bag of jumbo pretzils and blair a big book, p.s. send a bloke to hit him with it enclosed in the parcel.
5. im off to see monsters inc next weekend, saw shrek and sadly missed ff... i saw and will see the films cleverly with girls... p.s. kill everyone...
6. definately murder your ISP (you know there is a pattern here...)
7. go to the houses of parliament, ask for a change n law, if they refuse, getout the 'gun' again... hehe the "hand gun"
8. well thats plain idiocy for you, if you could you should kill them off too...
9. democracy is an oxymoron between theology and reality... kill the evil big business here...
10. blow up hollywood with a nuke, that would give the media so much to talk about they wont tice the second batch of anthrax you send...
P.S. there is one failing with my advice, you soon find yourself a very lonely man indeed, ie there will be NO ONE left alive... just what the earth really needs anyway if it wants to survive the next billion years...
Things wrong:
1. leave the forum,
2. dont do the coursework and dont go to school
3. kill your graphics teacher with an exploding beer can
4. cut your brain endings, you'll sleep for ever, and that still wont be enough, but you wont know it!
5. then start stroke tryping instead
6. kill your bank manager, and then rob the bank accross the street simultaneously taking a hostage and killing her too, p.s. blind any police that come with a cum gun
7. thats a lie, otherwise you wouldn't be typing away here
8. blow up ur computer and throw away the list, start life afresh, if possible dissolve yourself and have yourself put back together getting each part cleaned and scrubbed, nice n fresh.
9. oh yeah, thats come right about....... now!
10. guess what, kill your teachers again... and bribe the examiners with sexual favours...
Things angry at:
1. well you could always massacre all the hardware manufacturers by sending them a virus in which it calls them numerous names and tells them to do something useful or ull get your chainsaw out...
2. my mouse buttons dont work in some applications either, i spose you could always kill the manufacturer's president...
3. guess what, kill kill kill...
4. definaetly kill these two, do the world a favour, bush almost killed himself, just send him a bag of jumbo pretzils and blair a big book, p.s. send a bloke to hit him with it enclosed in the parcel.
5. im off to see monsters inc next weekend, saw shrek and sadly missed ff... i saw and will see the films cleverly with girls... p.s. kill everyone...
6. definately murder your ISP (you know there is a pattern here...)
7. go to the houses of parliament, ask for a change n law, if they refuse, getout the 'gun' again... hehe the "hand gun"
8. well thats plain idiocy for you, if you could you should kill them off too...
9. democracy is an oxymoron between theology and reality... kill the evil big business here...
10. blow up hollywood with a nuke, that would give the media so much to talk about they wont tice the second batch of anthrax you send...
P.S. there is one failing with my advice, you soon find yourself a very lonely man indeed, ie there will be NO ONE left alive... just what the earth really needs anyway if it wants to survive the next billion years...
Things that are wrong with my life:
1) I'm in a Nintendo forum
2) School sucks, badly, as does massive amounts of coursework
3) I have 2 weeks to finish my Graphics model, and I've barely even started it
4) I sleep too much, and it's still not enough. It's such a waste of time.
5) I can't touch type. I really should start this up again.
6) I have a £1727.30 cheque and it's doubtful if it will clear by Friday
7) I have no free time
8) I spend about 7 hours a day on my computer, and my todo list is still 27 lines
9) I still haven't had my nervous breakdown yet.
10) Two prdicted D's for English, a predicted D for Latin and a C for Graphics, despite me getting 86% in my mock.
Things I am angry at:
1) Hardware manufacturer's general total ignorance that Linux exists, despite it being more as a desktop system than Apple Macs.
2) My mouse's fourth button won't register as button 4. Not important, but it's the principle.
3) Said mouse having a refresh rate of 51hz
4) George W Bush and Tony Blair, generally and seperately.
5) People refusing to see Final Fantasy, Shrek and Monsters In because they are computer generated and carry non-15 certificates. Especially Final Fantasy - a masterpiece of scriptwriting, acting, screenplay, direction, sound and of course, the art of computer generated images. What I particularly hate though is that this prejudice has caused the company to be sold off by Square, which means no more Final Fantasy films, probably ever.
6) My ISP offering 24/7 access, yet suspending your account if you use it more than 8 hours per day, yet this not being stated in the T&C.
7) My legal inability to do anything about this.
8) Swordfish. Such a good story, ruined by oozing utter crap in every single word. They could have at least got a proper geek to write the technobabble, at least in would have made sense.
9) Britain being a democracy yet the people have little control over what happens to the contry.
10) The media, and Hollywood. They twist and bend everything they touch in the interests of a good story, leaving corruption, inaccuracies and lies in their darkened wake.
1) I'm in a Nintendo forum
2) School sucks, badly, as does massive amounts of coursework
3) I have 2 weeks to finish my Graphics model, and I've barely even started it
4) I sleep too much, and it's still not enough. It's such a waste of time.
5) I can't touch type. I really should start this up again.
6) I have a £1727.30 cheque and it's doubtful if it will clear by Friday
7) I have no free time
8) I spend about 7 hours a day on my computer, and my todo list is still 27 lines
9) I still haven't had my nervous breakdown yet.
10) Two prdicted D's for English, a predicted D for Latin and a C for Graphics, despite me getting 86% in my mock.
Things I am angry at:
1) Hardware manufacturer's general total ignorance that Linux exists, despite it being more as a desktop system than Apple Macs.
2) My mouse's fourth button won't register as button 4. Not important, but it's the principle.
3) Said mouse having a refresh rate of 51hz
4) George W Bush and Tony Blair, generally and seperately.
5) People refusing to see Final Fantasy, Shrek and Monsters In because they are computer generated and carry non-15 certificates. Especially Final Fantasy - a masterpiece of scriptwriting, acting, screenplay, direction, sound and of course, the art of computer generated images. What I particularly hate though is that this prejudice has caused the company to be sold off by Square, which means no more Final Fantasy films, probably ever.
6) My ISP offering 24/7 access, yet suspending your account if you use it more than 8 hours per day, yet this not being stated in the T&C.
7) My legal inability to do anything about this.
8) Swordfish. Such a good story, ruined by oozing utter crap in every single word. They could have at least got a proper geek to write the technobabble, at least in would have made sense.
9) Britain being a democracy yet the people have little control over what happens to the contry.
10) The media, and Hollywood. They twist and bend everything they touch in the interests of a good story, leaving corruption, inaccuracies and lies in their darkened wake.
El Burro either forgets or doesn't know...
I am he who walks with a partner, lives in the trees and emerges at night, he who fights for what is good and what is right, but to others what is bad and what is wrong. I have died and come back, i posses power no other human has as does my partner...
I am the Notable Hunter.
I am he who walks with a partner, lives in the trees and emerges at night, he who fights for what is good and what is right, but to others what is bad and what is wrong. I have died and come back, i posses power no other human has as does my partner...
I am the Notable Hunter.
You calling me mad???? Well ARE YOU!
*Dringo revs up chainsaw*
*Dringo revs up chainsaw*
lol if i get bullied... it doesnt last long tee hee.
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