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"Alcohol is great"

I am very drunbk at the moment and wanna write down what i did so that i can remember it tomorrow. i slapped and grabbed annas and vickis assd many times. i hugged tom cos it was hos birthday. joe grabbed my nipples. the kebab shopbloke put on a little show for me, and made me laugh a lot. me and chris foned up hannah, kate, kate and aimee and sung to them. told kate she had a dfat assd. found a tenner. am goin oyut tomorr nite. gonna get mashed agen. i love townhouse

Rakuga wrote:
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I used to do this ALL the time

I would go out and get
> lashed, then come home
> and talk to people online! My spelling was awful!
> Ha ha

Ah the memories Andrew..


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Yeah, this kid knows

try it with cider.
i drunk about three litres of woodpecker 3.5% cider plus the odd can extra. ive never been so ill in my life the next morning.
Puked twice that night and five times the next day.
(each session less worse than the last though)
After teh first "session" (day after)) i had nowt left in me belly so when i kept puking all that came up was a slightly yellowy green liquid. It werent pleasant.
i then went out and had a mcdoanalds that day and it tasted excellent and really hit the spot!

i was 16 at the time im 18 now and get a little sick the next morning but nothing has ever come close to that night!

Mouldy cheese is right... I'm 17, can drink till I'm legless (and that takes a fair bit), and not have any side effects the next day except being a bit tired!

Weird eh?

Sonic

ive been drinking for years. im drunk agen :D my throat hurts from singing

Longy:0) wrote:
> I don't like the taste of Alcahol it tastes really foul. just thinking about it
> makes me shudder

Alcohol?
ive never had that drink beforte ive had a wide range of different tasting products that contain it though maybe oyu should ty one fo those instead of teh pure stuff....

Get a Sapphire Martini down you, Longy.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I used to do this ALL the time

I would go out and get lashed, then come home
> and talk to people online! My spelling was awful! Ha ha

Ah the memories Andrew..

I don't like the taste of Alcahol it tastes really foul. just thinking about it makes me shudder

Schwen wrote:
> I did have a hangover. im 16, how else wud i get into a pub. but my hangover was
> severly limited cos im clever and drink water until i throw up before i go to
> bed. try it, it works. still feel like sh*te the next day, but not quite as
> sh*te.

If you're 16, and only just starting to drink, you are a prude.

I can tell you're lying.