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You may have seen them before, but they're funny and I'm bored, so... here they are.
(I had to put a '.' in Julian Di.cks because it wouldn't go through the filter... come on SR, play fair - it's a legit word!)
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Quotes From Sports Commentators
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Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- but none of them serious."
Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it -- you can see it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Metro Radio, "Julian Di.cks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Di.cks on the field."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said?"
> Best one I heard was when whatischops on BBC said.
"And Janke
> (pronounced Yanker) shoots!... And the ball trickles to Seaman who takes it
> nicely. Ooo, looks like it's getting a bit slippery out there..."
I was
> laughing my arise off...
stop stop i'm gunna split my sides.
why don't people think before they speak sometimes LMAO
"And Janke (pronounced Yanker) shoots!... And the ball trickles to Seaman who takes it nicely. Ooo, looks like it's getting a bit slippery out there..."
I was laughing my arise off...
"The batsmans Holding, the bowlers Willie"