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Hey guys this is the PS2 version of the big brothe thing
The participants are:
oh and 3 of you are females
Kid Rock --- (male)
Longy --- (male)
Natbuc --- (female)
Adrian --- (male)
Spike --- (female)
Shadow --- (female)
Day 1 - Kid Rock admits s**traight away that he doesn't like the look of Natbuc. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Shadow is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Adrian later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Longy creates tension by s**tating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Spike hits him with a spoon.
3 - The housemates are set their firs**t task by Big Brother - they mus**t make a model of PS2 Crew head quarters out of Chips. After much persuasion by Longy, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the PS2 Crew head quarters task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Adrian, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the lazies**t fat b*s**t*rd in the house, eats half the Chips. Spike is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the PS2 Crew head quarters task mus**t be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Adrian farts and blows PS2 Crew head quarters over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Natbuc cries.
6 - Longy gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Natbuc admits that she likes to be spanked on the ar*e with a spoon. Kid Rock says he never wears condoms because they make his ches**t sore and Longy agrees. Shadow goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual b*s**t*rds. Adrian sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Longy.
8 - Today is the firs**t day that the housemates mus**t nominate someone to leave. Kid Rock goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Spike and Natbuc are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Kid Rock.
9 - Spike and Natbuc are told of their nominations and burs**t into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Shadow sings them a song - Nickelback - How u remind me - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Natbuc out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Natbuc leaves.
11 - Relationships are s**trained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Natbuc's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of las**t week's failed task. Shadow has to make do without the cucumber she reques**ted. Spike is visibly depressed and is comforted by Longy, who tries to touch her on her Bum.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologis**t replays the footage of Longy touching Spike's BUm over and over again. This is because it shows an interes**ting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Adrian refuses to run because his ches**t hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Adrian finally manages to run the las**t 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Spike calls Adrian a lazy ches**t.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Kid Rock tells everyone individually that he thinks Spike is a wh*r*. He also points out that anyone who wants to s**tay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Spike and Longy are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Kid Rock.
16 - The nominations are announced. Spike can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Longy is equally s**tunned and turns to Spike for comfort. Adrian is dis**traught and confesses to Shadow that he thinks he is in love with Longy. Shadow says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all jus**t too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Longy out of the house. Spike says she is gutted and even gives Longy a clipping of hair from her bum to prove how much she cares. Adrian is also devas**tated but keeps his hair to himself. Longy leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologis**t shows repeated clips of Spike clipping the hair from her bum. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Bangladesh in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Bangladesh sounds like but Adrian says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Kid Rock as the one who mus**t complete the task.
21 - Kid Rock successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Bangladesh but also God Save The Queen, Nickelback - How u remind me and the theme tune to Game Network. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Kid Rock tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and s**tay for a holiday. Adrian and Shadow are nominated.
23 - Adrian and Shadow take their nominations well and sit down with Kid Rock and Spike to discuss why they voted for them. Kid Rock keeps quiet but Spike accuses Adrian of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred ches**t before burs**ting into tears.
24 - The public vote Shadow out of the house and nobody really gives a sh*t. Shadow leaves.
25 - Kid Rock becomes the firs**t housemate to have a w***. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologis**t who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Kid Rock's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a w*****.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Bear dung using only a spoon. Kid Rock is unsure but Adrian is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Adrian breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Bear incident from his childhood. Spike tries to persuade him to s**tay but Kid Rock sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Adrian decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Bear dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pi**ed on some vegetable wine, made by Spike from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Kid Rock asks Spike to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Kid Rock nominates Spike to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Spike.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Spike graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Kid Rock is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcas**t live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Kid Rock takes his £70,000 and runs away to Bangladesh. Nobody, including Spike, ever sees him again.
sorry but only 6 people could go in.
some people have serious issues to discuss :-)
The participants are:
oh and 3 of you are females
Kid Rock --- (male)
Longy --- (male)
Natbuc --- (female)
Adrian --- (male)
Spike --- (female)
Shadow --- (female)
Day 1 - Kid Rock admits s**traight away that he doesn't like the look of Natbuc. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Shadow is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Adrian later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Longy creates tension by s**tating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Spike hits him with a spoon.
3 - The housemates are set their firs**t task by Big Brother - they mus**t make a model of PS2 Crew head quarters out of Chips. After much persuasion by Longy, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the PS2 Crew head quarters task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Adrian, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the lazies**t fat b*s**t*rd in the house, eats half the Chips. Spike is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the PS2 Crew head quarters task mus**t be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Adrian farts and blows PS2 Crew head quarters over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Natbuc cries.
6 - Longy gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Natbuc admits that she likes to be spanked on the ar*e with a spoon. Kid Rock says he never wears condoms because they make his ches**t sore and Longy agrees. Shadow goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual b*s**t*rds. Adrian sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Longy.
8 - Today is the firs**t day that the housemates mus**t nominate someone to leave. Kid Rock goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Spike and Natbuc are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Kid Rock.
9 - Spike and Natbuc are told of their nominations and burs**t into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Shadow sings them a song - Nickelback - How u remind me - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Natbuc out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Natbuc leaves.
11 - Relationships are s**trained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Natbuc's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of las**t week's failed task. Shadow has to make do without the cucumber she reques**ted. Spike is visibly depressed and is comforted by Longy, who tries to touch her on her Bum.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologis**t replays the footage of Longy touching Spike's BUm over and over again. This is because it shows an interes**ting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Adrian refuses to run because his ches**t hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Adrian finally manages to run the las**t 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Spike calls Adrian a lazy ches**t.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Kid Rock tells everyone individually that he thinks Spike is a wh*r*. He also points out that anyone who wants to s**tay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Spike and Longy are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Kid Rock.
16 - The nominations are announced. Spike can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Longy is equally s**tunned and turns to Spike for comfort. Adrian is dis**traught and confesses to Shadow that he thinks he is in love with Longy. Shadow says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all jus**t too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Longy out of the house. Spike says she is gutted and even gives Longy a clipping of hair from her bum to prove how much she cares. Adrian is also devas**tated but keeps his hair to himself. Longy leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologis**t shows repeated clips of Spike clipping the hair from her bum. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Bangladesh in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Bangladesh sounds like but Adrian says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Kid Rock as the one who mus**t complete the task.
21 - Kid Rock successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Bangladesh but also God Save The Queen, Nickelback - How u remind me and the theme tune to Game Network. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Kid Rock tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and s**tay for a holiday. Adrian and Shadow are nominated.
23 - Adrian and Shadow take their nominations well and sit down with Kid Rock and Spike to discuss why they voted for them. Kid Rock keeps quiet but Spike accuses Adrian of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred ches**t before burs**ting into tears.
24 - The public vote Shadow out of the house and nobody really gives a sh*t. Shadow leaves.
25 - Kid Rock becomes the firs**t housemate to have a w***. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologis**t who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Kid Rock's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a w*****.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Bear dung using only a spoon. Kid Rock is unsure but Adrian is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Adrian breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Bear incident from his childhood. Spike tries to persuade him to s**tay but Kid Rock sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Adrian decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Bear dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pi**ed on some vegetable wine, made by Spike from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Kid Rock asks Spike to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Kid Rock nominates Spike to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Spike.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Spike graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Kid Rock is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcas**t live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Kid Rock takes his £70,000 and runs away to Bangladesh. Nobody, including Spike, ever sees him again.
sorry but only 6 people could go in.
some people have serious issues to discuss :-)
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i never said i wrote it out though :-)
Well I obviously do now....CHEAT :)
Triple_H wrote:
> That was excellent KR...you should do that with different people once in a
> while. Again, very good :)
LOL if only you knew :-)
> That was excellent KR...you should do that with different people once in a
> while. Again, very good :)
LOL if only you knew :-)
That was excellent KR...you should do that with different people once in a while. Again, very good :)
Natbuc wrote:
> very good....thanks for putting doubt among the minds of the PS2 folks about my
> gender. I AM FEMALE!
yes we already knew you werent male
> very good....thanks for putting doubt among the minds of the PS2 folks about my
> gender. I AM FEMALE!
yes we already knew you werent male
very good....thanks for putting doubt among the minds of the PS2 folks about my gender. I AM MALE!
Hey guys this is the PS2 version of the big brothe thing
The participants are:
oh and 3 of you are females
Kid Rock --- (male)
Longy --- (male)
Natbuc --- (female)
Adrian --- (male)
Spike --- (female)
Shadow --- (female)
Day 1 - Kid Rock admits s**traight away that he doesn't like the look of Natbuc. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Shadow is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Adrian later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Longy creates tension by s**tating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Spike hits him with a spoon.
3 - The housemates are set their firs**t task by Big Brother - they mus**t make a model of PS2 Crew head quarters out of Chips. After much persuasion by Longy, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the PS2 Crew head quarters task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Adrian, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the lazies**t fat b*s**t*rd in the house, eats half the Chips. Spike is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the PS2 Crew head quarters task mus**t be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Adrian farts and blows PS2 Crew head quarters over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Natbuc cries.
6 - Longy gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Natbuc admits that she likes to be spanked on the ar*e with a spoon. Kid Rock says he never wears condoms because they make his ches**t sore and Longy agrees. Shadow goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual b*s**t*rds. Adrian sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Longy.
8 - Today is the firs**t day that the housemates mus**t nominate someone to leave. Kid Rock goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Spike and Natbuc are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Kid Rock.
9 - Spike and Natbuc are told of their nominations and burs**t into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Shadow sings them a song - Nickelback - How u remind me - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Natbuc out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Natbuc leaves.
11 - Relationships are s**trained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Natbuc's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of las**t week's failed task. Shadow has to make do without the cucumber she reques**ted. Spike is visibly depressed and is comforted by Longy, who tries to touch her on her Bum.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologis**t replays the footage of Longy touching Spike's BUm over and over again. This is because it shows an interes**ting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Adrian refuses to run because his ches**t hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Adrian finally manages to run the las**t 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Spike calls Adrian a lazy ches**t.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Kid Rock tells everyone individually that he thinks Spike is a wh*r*. He also points out that anyone who wants to s**tay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Spike and Longy are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Kid Rock.
16 - The nominations are announced. Spike can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Longy is equally s**tunned and turns to Spike for comfort. Adrian is dis**traught and confesses to Shadow that he thinks he is in love with Longy. Shadow says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all jus**t too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Longy out of the house. Spike says she is gutted and even gives Longy a clipping of hair from her bum to prove how much she cares. Adrian is also devas**tated but keeps his hair to himself. Longy leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologis**t shows repeated clips of Spike clipping the hair from her bum. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Bangladesh in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Bangladesh sounds like but Adrian says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Kid Rock as the one who mus**t complete the task.
21 - Kid Rock successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Bangladesh but also God Save The Queen, Nickelback - How u remind me and the theme tune to Game Network. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Kid Rock tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and s**tay for a holiday. Adrian and Shadow are nominated.
23 - Adrian and Shadow take their nominations well and sit down with Kid Rock and Spike to discuss why they voted for them. Kid Rock keeps quiet but Spike accuses Adrian of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred ches**t before burs**ting into tears.
24 - The public vote Shadow out of the house and nobody really gives a sh*t. Shadow leaves.
25 - Kid Rock becomes the firs**t housemate to have a w***. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologis**t who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Kid Rock's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a w*****.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Bear dung using only a spoon. Kid Rock is unsure but Adrian is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Adrian breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Bear incident from his childhood. Spike tries to persuade him to s**tay but Kid Rock sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Adrian decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Bear dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pi**ed on some vegetable wine, made by Spike from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Kid Rock asks Spike to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Kid Rock nominates Spike to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Spike.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Spike graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Kid Rock is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcas**t live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Kid Rock takes his £70,000 and runs away to Bangladesh. Nobody, including Spike, ever sees him again.
sorry but only 6 people could go in.
some people have serious issues to discuss :-)
The participants are:
oh and 3 of you are females
Kid Rock --- (male)
Longy --- (male)
Natbuc --- (female)
Adrian --- (male)
Spike --- (female)
Shadow --- (female)
Day 1 - Kid Rock admits s**traight away that he doesn't like the look of Natbuc. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Shadow is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Adrian later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Longy creates tension by s**tating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Spike hits him with a spoon.
3 - The housemates are set their firs**t task by Big Brother - they mus**t make a model of PS2 Crew head quarters out of Chips. After much persuasion by Longy, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the PS2 Crew head quarters task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Adrian, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the lazies**t fat b*s**t*rd in the house, eats half the Chips. Spike is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the PS2 Crew head quarters task mus**t be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Adrian farts and blows PS2 Crew head quarters over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Natbuc cries.
6 - Longy gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Natbuc admits that she likes to be spanked on the ar*e with a spoon. Kid Rock says he never wears condoms because they make his ches**t sore and Longy agrees. Shadow goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual b*s**t*rds. Adrian sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Longy.
8 - Today is the firs**t day that the housemates mus**t nominate someone to leave. Kid Rock goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Spike and Natbuc are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Kid Rock.
9 - Spike and Natbuc are told of their nominations and burs**t into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Shadow sings them a song - Nickelback - How u remind me - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Natbuc out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Natbuc leaves.
11 - Relationships are s**trained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Natbuc's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of las**t week's failed task. Shadow has to make do without the cucumber she reques**ted. Spike is visibly depressed and is comforted by Longy, who tries to touch her on her Bum.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologis**t replays the footage of Longy touching Spike's BUm over and over again. This is because it shows an interes**ting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Adrian refuses to run because his ches**t hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Adrian finally manages to run the las**t 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Spike calls Adrian a lazy ches**t.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Kid Rock tells everyone individually that he thinks Spike is a wh*r*. He also points out that anyone who wants to s**tay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Spike and Longy are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Kid Rock.
16 - The nominations are announced. Spike can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Longy is equally s**tunned and turns to Spike for comfort. Adrian is dis**traught and confesses to Shadow that he thinks he is in love with Longy. Shadow says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all jus**t too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Longy out of the house. Spike says she is gutted and even gives Longy a clipping of hair from her bum to prove how much she cares. Adrian is also devas**tated but keeps his hair to himself. Longy leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologis**t shows repeated clips of Spike clipping the hair from her bum. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Bangladesh in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Bangladesh sounds like but Adrian says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Kid Rock as the one who mus**t complete the task.
21 - Kid Rock successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Bangladesh but also God Save The Queen, Nickelback - How u remind me and the theme tune to Game Network. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Kid Rock tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and s**tay for a holiday. Adrian and Shadow are nominated.
23 - Adrian and Shadow take their nominations well and sit down with Kid Rock and Spike to discuss why they voted for them. Kid Rock keeps quiet but Spike accuses Adrian of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred ches**t before burs**ting into tears.
24 - The public vote Shadow out of the house and nobody really gives a sh*t. Shadow leaves.
25 - Kid Rock becomes the firs**t housemate to have a w***. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologis**t who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Kid Rock's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a w*****.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Bear dung using only a spoon. Kid Rock is unsure but Adrian is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Adrian breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Bear incident from his childhood. Spike tries to persuade him to s**tay but Kid Rock sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Adrian decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Bear dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pi**ed on some vegetable wine, made by Spike from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Kid Rock asks Spike to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Kid Rock nominates Spike to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Spike.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Spike graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Kid Rock is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcas**t live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Kid Rock takes his £70,000 and runs away to Bangladesh. Nobody, including Spike, ever sees him again.
sorry but only 6 people could go in.
some people have serious issues to discuss :-)
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