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Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36,000 serious crimes, including suspicious deaths and homicides. Every year, the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its Top 10 Homicides of the year.
1 - Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie, Die Hard With a Vengeance as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry, into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double sided white board that read "Death to all N*****s!" on one side, and "God Loves the KKK" on the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later, Berry was deceased.
2 - Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.
3 - Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realise what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.
4 - David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a double-barrelled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends')father had given it to her an hour before the date started, just in case.
5 - Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realised just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.
6 - Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street, Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled Boo!. The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, only 40 of them hitting the target. She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.
7 - Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone,then stabbed her several times with the broken ariel.
8 - Helena Simms, wife to the famous American nuclear scientist Harold Simms was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour. Over a period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a Uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.
9 - Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several persons some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever found, only a 55 meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road.
10 - Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbour in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbour, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F4 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this, he invited Miss Winter
over for a cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees,
killing her instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.
Wad'yaa think?
1 - Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie, Die Hard With a Vengeance as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry, into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double sided white board that read "Death to all N*****s!" on one side, and "God Loves the KKK" on the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later, Berry was deceased.
2 - Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.
3 - Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realise what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.
4 - David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a double-barrelled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends')father had given it to her an hour before the date started, just in case.
5 - Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realised just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.
6 - Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street, Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled Boo!. The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, only 40 of them hitting the target. She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.
7 - Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone,then stabbed her several times with the broken ariel.
8 - Helena Simms, wife to the famous American nuclear scientist Harold Simms was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour. Over a period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a Uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.
9 - Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several persons some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever found, only a 55 meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road.
10 - Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbour in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbour, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F4 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this, he invited Miss Winter
over for a cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees,
killing her instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.
Wad'yaa think?
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Bonus wrote:
> http://www.darwinawards.com/
I (or four, in context) word - ROFL!
> http://www.darwinawards.com/
I (or four, in context) word - ROFL!
http://www.darwinawards.com/
Man that's some funny stuff
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Don't think i'm gonna suddenly decide I like you, in my books you're still an
> annoying little chimp, I will just lay off with the insults a bit.
Of course, and vice verca.
> Don't think i'm gonna suddenly decide I like you, in my books you're still an
> annoying little chimp, I will just lay off with the insults a bit.
Of course, and vice verca.
Don't think i'm gonna suddenly decide I like you, in my books you're still an annoying little chimp, I will just lay off with the insults a bit.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> I think you should have given credit to where you copied this from.
>
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/readfiles/fbi.htm
I'm not trying to win Gameaday with it, and its not cheating.
"I think maybe you should get off his back and stop moaning. Seriously."
Cheers Snuggs.
"I probably should really, it's getting a bit boring now."
As soon as a Staff Member says something - *poof* - away go the insults.
Anyway, cheers Snuggs.
> I think you should have given credit to where you copied this from.
>
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/readfiles/fbi.htm
I'm not trying to win Gameaday with it, and its not cheating.
"I think maybe you should get off his back and stop moaning. Seriously."
Cheers Snuggs.
"I probably should really, it's getting a bit boring now."
As soon as a Staff Member says something - *poof* - away go the insults.
Anyway, cheers Snuggs.
The second one is so funny, because it is soooo ironic, that should have been number 1
LOL!!!
Strange I should laugh, but I think that second one is just so funny :D. Yet EVIL. :(. I feel really bad now..
Strange I should laugh, but I think that second one is just so funny :D. Yet EVIL. :(. I feel really bad now..
howarrob wrote:
> What does this have to do with the future of gaming????
I ask you that!!!!!
About the same as 70% of threads in this Chat forum.
Nice post Shaneo
> What does this have to do with the future of gaming????
I ask you that!!!!!
About the same as 70% of threads in this Chat forum.
Nice post Shaneo
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