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Since the beginning of the gaming era there has been specific things you notice about each game character. From a simple red hat to just a nice pair of running shoes, but there are also things that distinguish almost 50% of all gamers and that’s the fact that they are……naked! The majority of all these nude gamers have been classified as different kinds of nude. I have personally interviewed them to learn more about them. I have even walked around the streets of England and rubbed on old woman just to experience what they feel. Using all this data I have made a report about some of these elusive nudies….
Ms. And Mr. Pacman
Reason why nude= Lack of money
All the Pacman family ever does is run around and eat tiny tiny yellow dots and try to not get eaten by ghosts. Sadly these actions don’t rack in the money. They live on fruits such as bananas and apples and sometimes sell this food to pay the bills. When I interviewed Ms. Pacman she had this to say “Aside from my bow on my head I really don’t need cloths. But I tell my husband to get a job that lazy bum, but does he listen to me…NO. He just sits in front of the unplugged tv!!!”. Mr. Pacman’s answer was a little more broad “The ghost will eat my cloths. GHOSTS!!!”. He has been severely traumatized by his pasts experiences from what I saw.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Reason why nude= Enjoyment
Sonic is a hedgehog that races around towns in unbelievable speeds, but why exactly does he have to do this naked? When I interviewed him he had his legs open and his hair down. He seemed pretty laid back. He had this to say “Hey Mr. Have you ever stuck your head outside a window while driving a car just to feel the breeze…..Well imagine feeling an even better breeze while running 70mph!!! Plus my buddy Tails said he likes how I look without cloths”. Since Sonic goes as fast when he races by you all you see is a blur. If I were that fast I’d be naked too!
Bowser
Reason why nude= Forgetfulness
Bowser is Mario’s worst enemy has gone through a lot. He has tried to fight Mario all these years but has failed miserably. He is a huge reptile with no cloths and everyone of his minions is upset just be around him. He had this to say “When I fight Mario it’s always the same drill. I throw him fire balls. Huge very big fireballs!!! And what does he do……he jumps ON MY HEAD!!! He doesn’t do anything fancy like fireballs! He just jumps…on my head!!!! I have had to had cranial surgery over 32 times now. I have constant memory lapses. I don’t even know what cloths is half of the time”. A very sad story from a very said reptile type…thingy……Moving on now…
Kirby
Reason why nude= Insanity
Kirby is a pink sphere that fight evil around his world. He has the ability to absorb enemies powers by sucking them into his mouth! His mother isn’t happy about this. She says that he has to stop this or she will never love him. This has broken little Kirby’s heart and he had this to say “Why does mother have to be like that. She never held me as a child”…”But Kirby why are you always naked” …”Who cares!! I’m unloved who needs cloths”….”But I have to know”….At this point of the interview Kirby sucked me up, took my ability to annoy people and flew away.
In conclusion naked game characters will be remembered by there great bravery……and of course the fact they are naked…….
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Ms. And Mr. Pacman
Reason why nude= Lack of money
All the Pacman family ever does is run around and eat tiny tiny yellow dots and try to not get eaten by ghosts. Sadly these actions don’t rack in the money. They live on fruits such as bananas and apples and sometimes sell this food to pay the bills. When I interviewed Ms. Pacman she had this to say “Aside from my bow on my head I really don’t need cloths. But I tell my husband to get a job that lazy bum, but does he listen to me…NO. He just sits in front of the unplugged tv!!!”. Mr. Pacman’s answer was a little more broad “The ghost will eat my cloths. GHOSTS!!!”. He has been severely traumatized by his pasts experiences from what I saw.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Reason why nude= Enjoyment
Sonic is a hedgehog that races around towns in unbelievable speeds, but why exactly does he have to do this naked? When I interviewed him he had his legs open and his hair down. He seemed pretty laid back. He had this to say “Hey Mr. Have you ever stuck your head outside a window while driving a car just to feel the breeze…..Well imagine feeling an even better breeze while running 70mph!!! Plus my buddy Tails said he likes how I look without cloths”. Since Sonic goes as fast when he races by you all you see is a blur. If I were that fast I’d be naked too!
Bowser
Reason why nude= Forgetfulness
Bowser is Mario’s worst enemy has gone through a lot. He has tried to fight Mario all these years but has failed miserably. He is a huge reptile with no cloths and everyone of his minions is upset just be around him. He had this to say “When I fight Mario it’s always the same drill. I throw him fire balls. Huge very big fireballs!!! And what does he do……he jumps ON MY HEAD!!! He doesn’t do anything fancy like fireballs! He just jumps…on my head!!!! I have had to had cranial surgery over 32 times now. I have constant memory lapses. I don’t even know what cloths is half of the time”. A very sad story from a very said reptile type…thingy……Moving on now…
Kirby
Reason why nude= Insanity
Kirby is a pink sphere that fight evil around his world. He has the ability to absorb enemies powers by sucking them into his mouth! His mother isn’t happy about this. She says that he has to stop this or she will never love him. This has broken little Kirby’s heart and he had this to say “Why does mother have to be like that. She never held me as a child”…”But Kirby why are you always naked” …”Who cares!! I’m unloved who needs cloths”….”But I have to know”….At this point of the interview Kirby sucked me up, took my ability to annoy people and flew away.
In conclusion naked game characters will be remembered by there great bravery……and of course the fact they are naked…….
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Since the beginning of the gaming era there has been specific things you notice about each game character. From a simple red hat to just a nice pair of running shoes, but there are also things that distinguish almost 50% of all gamers and that’s the fact that they are……naked! The majority of all these nude gamers have been classified as different kinds of nude. I have personally interviewed them to learn more about them. I have even walked around the streets of England and rubbed on old woman just to experience what they feel. Using all this data I have made a report about some of these elusive nudies….
Ms. And Mr. Pacman
Reason why nude= Lack of money
All the Pacman family ever does is run around and eat tiny tiny yellow dots and try to not get eaten by ghosts. Sadly these actions don’t rack in the money. They live on fruits such as bananas and apples and sometimes sell this food to pay the bills. When I interviewed Ms. Pacman she had this to say “Aside from my bow on my head I really don’t need cloths. But I tell my husband to get a job that lazy bum, but does he listen to me…NO. He just sits in front of the unplugged tv!!!”. Mr. Pacman’s answer was a little more broad “The ghost will eat my cloths. GHOSTS!!!”. He has been severely traumatized by his pasts experiences from what I saw.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Reason why nude= Enjoyment
Sonic is a hedgehog that races around towns in unbelievable speeds, but why exactly does he have to do this naked? When I interviewed him he had his legs open and his hair down. He seemed pretty laid back. He had this to say “Hey Mr. Have you ever stuck your head outside a window while driving a car just to feel the breeze…..Well imagine feeling an even better breeze while running 70mph!!! Plus my buddy Tails said he likes how I look without cloths”. Since Sonic goes as fast when he races by you all you see is a blur. If I were that fast I’d be naked too!
Bowser
Reason why nude= Forgetfulness
Bowser is Mario’s worst enemy has gone through a lot. He has tried to fight Mario all these years but has failed miserably. He is a huge reptile with no cloths and everyone of his minions is upset just be around him. He had this to say “When I fight Mario it’s always the same drill. I throw him fire balls. Huge very big fireballs!!! And what does he do……he jumps ON MY HEAD!!! He doesn’t do anything fancy like fireballs! He just jumps…on my head!!!! I have had to had cranial surgery over 32 times now. I have constant memory lapses. I don’t even know what cloths is half of the time”. A very sad story from a very said reptile type…thingy……Moving on now…
Kirby
Reason why nude= Insanity
Kirby is a pink sphere that fight evil around his world. He has the ability to absorb enemies powers by sucking them into his mouth! His mother isn’t happy about this. She says that he has to stop this or she will never love him. This has broken little Kirby’s heart and he had this to say “Why does mother have to be like that. She never held me as a child”…”But Kirby why are you always naked” …”Who cares!! I’m unloved who needs cloths”….”But I have to know”….At this point of the interview Kirby sucked me up, took my ability to annoy people and flew away.
In conclusion naked game characters will be remembered by there great bravery……and of course the fact they are naked…….
END
Ms. And Mr. Pacman
Reason why nude= Lack of money
All the Pacman family ever does is run around and eat tiny tiny yellow dots and try to not get eaten by ghosts. Sadly these actions don’t rack in the money. They live on fruits such as bananas and apples and sometimes sell this food to pay the bills. When I interviewed Ms. Pacman she had this to say “Aside from my bow on my head I really don’t need cloths. But I tell my husband to get a job that lazy bum, but does he listen to me…NO. He just sits in front of the unplugged tv!!!”. Mr. Pacman’s answer was a little more broad “The ghost will eat my cloths. GHOSTS!!!”. He has been severely traumatized by his pasts experiences from what I saw.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Reason why nude= Enjoyment
Sonic is a hedgehog that races around towns in unbelievable speeds, but why exactly does he have to do this naked? When I interviewed him he had his legs open and his hair down. He seemed pretty laid back. He had this to say “Hey Mr. Have you ever stuck your head outside a window while driving a car just to feel the breeze…..Well imagine feeling an even better breeze while running 70mph!!! Plus my buddy Tails said he likes how I look without cloths”. Since Sonic goes as fast when he races by you all you see is a blur. If I were that fast I’d be naked too!
Bowser
Reason why nude= Forgetfulness
Bowser is Mario’s worst enemy has gone through a lot. He has tried to fight Mario all these years but has failed miserably. He is a huge reptile with no cloths and everyone of his minions is upset just be around him. He had this to say “When I fight Mario it’s always the same drill. I throw him fire balls. Huge very big fireballs!!! And what does he do……he jumps ON MY HEAD!!! He doesn’t do anything fancy like fireballs! He just jumps…on my head!!!! I have had to had cranial surgery over 32 times now. I have constant memory lapses. I don’t even know what cloths is half of the time”. A very sad story from a very said reptile type…thingy……Moving on now…
Kirby
Reason why nude= Insanity
Kirby is a pink sphere that fight evil around his world. He has the ability to absorb enemies powers by sucking them into his mouth! His mother isn’t happy about this. She says that he has to stop this or she will never love him. This has broken little Kirby’s heart and he had this to say “Why does mother have to be like that. She never held me as a child”…”But Kirby why are you always naked” …”Who cares!! I’m unloved who needs cloths”….”But I have to know”….At this point of the interview Kirby sucked me up, took my ability to annoy people and flew away.
In conclusion naked game characters will be remembered by there great bravery……and of course the fact they are naked…….
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