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Ant found this funny, and I'm bored so I might as well share it with the rest of the world. Yes, that is what I shall do. Here it is. Stop reading this and hurry up and read the joke.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker
to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and
a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,
for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under
the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would
inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."
"That way", said the inscriber, "whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker
to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and
a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,
for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under
the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would
inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."
"That way", said the inscriber, "whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"
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Heh. A bit corny, but hey, made me chuckle.
Strange is dead???
:'(
:'(
:D Still makes me laugh.
hmmmmm...
That "short joke", er, sucked. So here's one to beat it Mr. rubbishy joke teller type person. Yes.
There's no point in posting it again, so..
PoP!
There's no point in posting it again, so..
PoP!
You know what? This post is so good, it deserves to get popped. So...
POP.
POP.
Heh, that was funny. :)
I see...
Yeah there are no Honest Lawyers
"Honest Lawyers? Somethings wrong...."
"Honest Lawyers? Somethings wrong...."
maddmun, did you add me to your MSN addy? Are you "meh"?
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