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Thu 02/01/03 at 22:24
Regular
Posts: 787
Ant found this funny, and I'm bored so I might as well share it with the rest of the world. Yes, that is what I shall do. Here it is. Stop reading this and hurry up and read the joke.


A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker
to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and
a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,
for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under
the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would
inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

"That way", said the inscriber, "whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:24
Regular
"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
Ant found this funny, and I'm bored so I might as well share it with the rest of the world. Yes, that is what I shall do. Here it is. Stop reading this and hurry up and read the joke.


A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker
to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and
a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,
for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under
the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would
inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

"That way", said the inscriber, "whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:25
Regular
"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

:-D
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:26
Regular
"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
Not bad, huh?
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:28
"The Will of D."
Posts: 5,643
It's almost as funny as Homer simpson's comment on Intelligent Italians "Intelligent Italians? Somethings wrong...."
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:28
Posts: 665
lol made me laugh :D
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:30
Regular
Posts: 11,038
It's funny because it's true.
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:30
Regular
Posts: 11,875
Ho ...
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:31
Regular
"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
maddmun, did you add me to your MSN addy? Are you "meh"?
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:32
"The Will of D."
Posts: 5,643
Yeah there are no Honest Lawyers

"Honest Lawyers? Somethings wrong...."
Thu 02/01/03 at 22:38
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"+34 Intellect"
Posts: 21,334
I see...

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