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"He said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought "That's a turn-up for the books."
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No more joke of the day for just over a week, as I'm stopping with the girlfriend until Valentine's day. I know you're all gutted, so I'll leave you with a bonus joke for today!
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog"s died.
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don"t they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought "This is unusual". And the dentist said to me "Mr. Cong, get out of the filing cabinet."
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog"s died.
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don"t they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought "This is unusual". And the dentist said to me "Mr. Cong, get out of the filing cabinet."
These jokes sound suspiciously like Tim Vine jokes, the worst comedian in the world. Although when you can't see his face, they are actually quite funny.
Stryke wrote:
> It's sad, isn't it, what WWF can do to a man.
Shush.
{:)
> It's sad, isn't it, what WWF can do to a man.
Shush.
{:)
Hehe, I have to say, the first one was excellent. :D
*carries on regardless*
I went to Millets and said "I want to buy a tent." He said "To camp?", I said [butchly] "Sorry, I want to buy a tent." I said "I also want to buy a caravan." He said "Camper?" I said [campily] "Make your mind up."
I went to Millets and said "I want to buy a tent." He said "To camp?", I said [butchly] "Sorry, I want to buy a tent." I said "I also want to buy a caravan." He said "Camper?" I said [campily] "Make your mind up."
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> It's sad, isn't it, what WWF can do to a man.
Heheheh.
i am goin2b in da WWF 1day.
My nam shal b the fireman.
> Stryke wrote:
> It's sad, isn't it, what WWF can do to a man.
Heheheh.
i am goin2b in da WWF 1day.
My nam shal b the fireman.
"So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said "I want to buy an ice-cream". He said Hundreds & thousands?" I said "We'll start with one." He said "Knickerbocker glory?" I said "I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes."
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."
I'm going to be needing stiches in a minute
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said "Do you earn a living doing that?' He said "Yes, this is my livelihood."
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