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"Congy's short AND sweet, but rubbish joke of the day..."

"He said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought "That's a turn-up for the books."

That wasn't funny!!!!!!!!

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said "I want a skip outside my house." He said "I'm not stopping you."

i dont think its rubbih i think its good

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said "Is that the local swimming baths?" He said "It depends where you"re calling from."

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road?

*i'm running already*

here's one short one...

whats brown and sticky?

a stick.

*runs*

Back early...cause for celebration...here we go again...

"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said "Who"s speaking please?" And a voice said "You are."

?hë_Çøñg_Mðñ wrote:
Now,
> most dentist's chairs go up and down, don"t they? The one I was in went
> back and forwards. I thought "This is unusual". And the dentist said
> to me "Mr. Cong, get out of the filing cabinet."


Sad but i found that funny!