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"Ha - Manufactured bands reach a new low! Twice!"

Anyone heard of Allstars? What a croc of *Language Please*! Apparently their initials spell STAR - wow, that's amazing, I might just go and buy their album on the basis of that. Worst bit? Well, two actually. One of them used to be in Hollyoaks, Channel 4's fat sow, as a character that argued loads with a pikey. Second is that the only song they've released thus far is a cover of a not very well known Bucks Fizz song.

But even worse than ex-Hollyoaker forging himself a pop carrer? Has to be the two children they've got singing the theme tune to 'Never Ending Story'. All together now 'Never enging stooreeeeee'.

Christ, when will music get back on track.

Anyone heard of Allstars? What a croc of *Language Please*! Apparently their initials spell STAR - wow, that's amazing, I might just go and buy their album on the basis of that. Worst bit? Well, two actually. One of them used to be in Hollyoaks, Channel 4's fat sow, as a character that argued loads with a pikey. Second is that the only song they've released thus far is a cover of a not very well known Bucks Fizz song.

But even worse than ex-Hollyoaker forging himself a pop carrer? Has to be the two children they've got singing the theme tune to 'Never Ending Story'. All together now 'Never enging stooreeeeee'.

Christ, when will music get back on track.

I'm off to download that now then...

Aren't they made up of people who got eliminated in Pop Stars??

Oh yeah, I remember they had a song about best friends too. :D

'Never enging stooooreeee'

Sorry, I'm having trouble speaking, like GGGGareth GGGGAtes.

Ant wrote:
> Aren't they made up of people who got eliminated in Pop Stars??

No, they were called Liberty, but had to change because another band were already called that.

monkey_man wrote:
> like GGGGareth GGGGAtes.

You nasty, nasty monkey... shame on you..
*sniggGGGGGGers*

If you think that Allstars are bad check out Stamford Amp, a manufactured rock band:

one lyric was "No, no, Nelly / I'm not ready 4 ya jelly"

misterhappy wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> like GGGGareth GGGGAtes.

You nasty, nasty monkey...
> shame on you..
*sniggGGGGGGers*

If you think that Allstars are bad check out
> Stamford Amp, a manufactured rock band:

one lyric was "No, no, Nelly /
> I'm not ready 4 ya jelly"

*smiles strangely*

I know what you mean.

Gone are the days of talented song writers and performers.
The only ones that seem to make it are the manufactured bands which take music down lower and lower.

Heh. That bloke played Darren in Hollyoaks, God he's a pratt.

just take all the teenage girls pocket money away and then you'll notice a considerable drop in sales of these crap groups albums. it's usually them and kids under 10 who buy this rubbish anyway.