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1) Moles are always smaller than you imagine.
2) At the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint to toilet cycle get synchronised with a complete stranger.
4)You're never quite sure whether its ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a
calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire in your back garden.
9)Whatever your age the desire to make plastic dolls shag is almost
impossible to resist.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating an apple.
12 )It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning you have never met anybody who has had their
arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
to specifically stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones.
37) Beneath every floating balloon is a tearful child.
2) At the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint to toilet cycle get synchronised with a complete stranger.
4)You're never quite sure whether its ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a
calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire in your back garden.
9)Whatever your age the desire to make plastic dolls shag is almost
impossible to resist.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating an apple.
12 )It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning you have never met anybody who has had their
arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
to specifically stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones.
37) Beneath every floating balloon is a tearful child.
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since when did we get free toffee crisps?
Sonic
Sonic
slave2games wrote:
> When I read this, I thought "hmmm, what an original post by Mysty".
> That was until about 20 minutes ago, when I read it in the Daily Mirrior! You
> cheating swine,
Did i claim credit for it? no
so shut up
ooo a toffee crisp!
> When I read this, I thought "hmmm, what an original post by Mysty".
> That was until about 20 minutes ago, when I read it in the Daily Mirrior! You
> cheating swine,
Did i claim credit for it? no
so shut up
ooo a toffee crisp!
Superb
*claps*
*Hands toffee crisp to Mystique*
Just Yesterday I was discussing with mate how old woman with mobiles looks wrong and the time the dog ran in our primary school :)
*claps*
*Hands toffee crisp to Mystique*
Just Yesterday I was discussing with mate how old woman with mobiles looks wrong and the time the dog ran in our primary school :)
I wrote:
"the Daily Mirrior!"
I meant the "Daily Mirror", or just the Mirror as it's called thesedays
"the Daily Mirrior!"
I meant the "Daily Mirror", or just the Mirror as it's called thesedays
39: Nintendo rule.
When I read this, I thought "hmmm, what an original post by Mysty". That was until about 20 minutes ago, when I read it in the Daily Mirrior! You cheating swine, May your head be plucked of all its hairs, and your eyes doused in whisky
22 is true unless diving and picking up the frisbee and throwing the said frisbee imediately to another person on yor team.
Daaaammn that looks cool, I've done that once and only once.
Daaaammn that looks cool, I've done that once and only once.
You OK, Myst? Not stoned on one chronic blunt? :-D
Stryke wrote:
Olly B.
ahhh ollys they were great marbles
Olly B.
ahhh ollys they were great marbles
I'm not a gamer, fool. Don't call me Gazzy G, Olly B.
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