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You know when you’ve been playing too much Grand Theft Auto 3 when…
1. You get in the drivers seat of the driving instructors car and push them out the passenger seat before driving off.
2. You believe that any passing policemen are after you and deliberately set off down a small alleyway.
3. You run every time you see a group of Chinese looking men coming your way.
4. You look for a prostitute when you feel low on energy.
5. You don’t feel able to walk along the street without holding a baseball bat.
6. As you drive along you see people standing around with big arrows pointing at them.
7. You look for the button to enter vigilante mode.
8. Every time you enter a garage, you expect a Latin-American guy to give you orders.
9. You pick up every nearby payphone that rings.
10. You go to the back of every sports and gun shop hoping to find a gun hanging in midair.
11. You wonder round your town not being able to go to anywhere else until you’ve ‘unlocked’ the bridge.
12. You duck every time a helicopter passes overhead.
1. You get in the drivers seat of the driving instructors car and push them out the passenger seat before driving off.
2. You believe that any passing policemen are after you and deliberately set off down a small alleyway.
3. You run every time you see a group of Chinese looking men coming your way.
4. You look for a prostitute when you feel low on energy.
5. You don’t feel able to walk along the street without holding a baseball bat.
6. As you drive along you see people standing around with big arrows pointing at them.
7. You look for the button to enter vigilante mode.
8. Every time you enter a garage, you expect a Latin-American guy to give you orders.
9. You pick up every nearby payphone that rings.
10. You go to the back of every sports and gun shop hoping to find a gun hanging in midair.
11. You wonder round your town not being able to go to anywhere else until you’ve ‘unlocked’ the bridge.
12. You duck every time a helicopter passes overhead.
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Lord Semajal wrote:
> lol at myst and Pb
why are you laughing?
that actaully happend
> lol at myst and Pb
why are you laughing?
that actaully happend
Mystique wrote:
> does that include dreaming you were being chased by coppers who were trying to
> kill me while at the same time killing random people..then shooting me and me
> shooting them and so on until i wake up...?
No, Mystique, I fear that this is simply your own strange mind.... ;-)
> does that include dreaming you were being chased by coppers who were trying to
> kill me while at the same time killing random people..then shooting me and me
> shooting them and so on until i wake up...?
No, Mystique, I fear that this is simply your own strange mind.... ;-)
lol at myst and Pb
does that include dreaming you were being chased by coppers who were trying to kill me while at the same time killing random people..then shooting me and me shooting them and so on until i wake up...?
You know when you’ve been playing too much Grand Theft Auto 3 when…
1. You get in the drivers seat of the driving instructors car and push them out the passenger seat before driving off.
2. You believe that any passing policemen are after you and deliberately set off down a small alleyway.
3. You run every time you see a group of Chinese looking men coming your way.
4. You look for a prostitute when you feel low on energy.
5. You don’t feel able to walk along the street without holding a baseball bat.
6. As you drive along you see people standing around with big arrows pointing at them.
7. You look for the button to enter vigilante mode.
8. Every time you enter a garage, you expect a Latin-American guy to give you orders.
9. You pick up every nearby payphone that rings.
10. You go to the back of every sports and gun shop hoping to find a gun hanging in midair.
11. You wonder round your town not being able to go to anywhere else until you’ve ‘unlocked’ the bridge.
12. You duck every time a helicopter passes overhead.
1. You get in the drivers seat of the driving instructors car and push them out the passenger seat before driving off.
2. You believe that any passing policemen are after you and deliberately set off down a small alleyway.
3. You run every time you see a group of Chinese looking men coming your way.
4. You look for a prostitute when you feel low on energy.
5. You don’t feel able to walk along the street without holding a baseball bat.
6. As you drive along you see people standing around with big arrows pointing at them.
7. You look for the button to enter vigilante mode.
8. Every time you enter a garage, you expect a Latin-American guy to give you orders.
9. You pick up every nearby payphone that rings.
10. You go to the back of every sports and gun shop hoping to find a gun hanging in midair.
11. You wonder round your town not being able to go to anywhere else until you’ve ‘unlocked’ the bridge.
12. You duck every time a helicopter passes overhead.
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