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Eeek! I'm sat here in my underwear and the window cleaner just popped up by the window!!!
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When i was in Greece I woke up late and my Dad had left the room for the pool with everyone else. So I had to get dressed and stuff.
So I went in the bathroom to do a crap and then take a shower. The bathroom door in the room didn't lock and so when my Dad was in the room I'd tell him to keep my Sister out the room incase she walks in.
So I'm doing a crap naked and I was actually ill at the time because of all the foreign food and all. Suddenly I heard soem footsteps and was going to say "Dad?!?" but before I could the door was opening and so I leaped off the toilet and closed it when the lady owner of the hotel had opened it about half way. I think she saw me naked in the mirror at the side and she must of smelt the bad smell, it STUNK!
Anyway, she walked off after getting a shock and I stood guard by the door. A minute or two pasted and suddenly the door trys to open again, this time it was the maid (the hotel lady must of not told her I was in there). She got the door open a quarter of the way but the hotle lady musta seen and smelt more as I had to get off the toilet and go to the door.
After that I was scared to sit back on the loo and have a shower (which was an open shower with no curtain) just incase someone else might walk back in.
It shoulda been a 21 year old sexy maid, who just walked in when I was having a shower not doing a crap. That woulda been good. Instead I had a mid 30's lady and a 50+ granny hoho.
So I went in the bathroom to do a crap and then take a shower. The bathroom door in the room didn't lock and so when my Dad was in the room I'd tell him to keep my Sister out the room incase she walks in.
So I'm doing a crap naked and I was actually ill at the time because of all the foreign food and all. Suddenly I heard soem footsteps and was going to say "Dad?!?" but before I could the door was opening and so I leaped off the toilet and closed it when the lady owner of the hotel had opened it about half way. I think she saw me naked in the mirror at the side and she must of smelt the bad smell, it STUNK!
Anyway, she walked off after getting a shock and I stood guard by the door. A minute or two pasted and suddenly the door trys to open again, this time it was the maid (the hotel lady must of not told her I was in there). She got the door open a quarter of the way but the hotle lady musta seen and smelt more as I had to get off the toilet and go to the door.
After that I was scared to sit back on the loo and have a shower (which was an open shower with no curtain) just incase someone else might walk back in.
It shoulda been a 21 year old sexy maid, who just walked in when I was having a shower not doing a crap. That woulda been good. Instead I had a mid 30's lady and a 50+ granny hoho.
And you're the window cleaner, eh monkey_man
Damn. Sussed me.
Don't lie. You've been sitting there since the last time he came, hoping that he'd pop his greasy tache in your direction and offer to sponge down your naked back with his wet cloth. You dirty perve you.
LOL!
Well don't just sit there, give him the old Dark Mark moonie trademark!
Well don't just sit there, give him the old Dark Mark moonie trademark!
Eeek! I'm sat here in my underwear and the window cleaner just popped up by the window!!!
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