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"I have a polo mint in my head"

Its true

I was munching into a packet of the spearmint ones, I seem to be addicted, although I heard they cause your sperm count to lower....

ANYWAY when I was crunching into one, that very moment something made me laugh and the polo mint went up the into my nose and I think its still there :)

Even funnier than that... my mate passed out in class for absolutely no reason... I turned round and saw his head smash off the desk, then he started to sneeze violently then him and the desk went up in the air and he wokr 2 minutes later :)

Feels like there is a badger running around my head, it hurts lot.

That's all

Sheepy if you haven't already removed it here is a simple way. Get really gutted (very drunk) on cheap cider or beer then let the adventure begin. No doubt somewhere something stupid and strange will happen and the polo will be removed.
So not only will the polo be removed but you get to get drunk and do drunk stuff. Oh and Irn Bru help the hangover : )

*I do not promote drinking in those who are under the legal age unless it is in drastic situations such as this.

I dunno about in my head, but I often have polos ON my head....

I once stuck a polo, which I had already started sucking, on my head and it stayed there.....

My friends thought it was funny (and strange)....but that's the kind of person I am.....strange that is :)

dunno if its true or anything but if you eat too many spearmint polos they act like a laxative...now seeing as you have one jammed in your head(you idiot:op)well,all i can say is may god have mercy on the people who share the same toilet as you

*SHEEPY is currently bashing his head against the desk in an attempt to get the polo out. He'll get right back to you.*

Any luck with getting it out ?

Hehe! Nice one Sheep! I suggest sneezing badly. I doubt it will do any long-term damage, so in thoery, you could just leave it in there. If the pain persists, get to a doctor! What is with you Sheepy? Your balls and your head are going in one week!...or was that Goatboy? ;) I hope you're not in too much pain and get better mate!

All I can say is..

mint.

If you poured water into your nose wouldnt that dissolve the polo , and get rid of it? That would be best way, or you could just keep it there as a kinda mint air freshener.

you better get that polo mint removed as i've heard the use by date is pretty short on them.

If it went up into the roof of his mouth, won't sneezing lodge it further in?

Try spraying WD-40 up your nose.