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"I have a polo mint in my head"

Its true

I was munching into a packet of the spearmint ones, I seem to be addicted, although I heard they cause your sperm count to lower....

ANYWAY when I was crunching into one, that very moment something made me laugh and the polo mint went up the into my nose and I think its still there :)

Even funnier than that... my mate passed out in class for absolutely no reason... I turned round and saw his head smash off the desk, then he started to sneeze violently then him and the desk went up in the air and he wokr 2 minutes later :)

Feels like there is a badger running around my head, it hurts lot.

That's all

AliBoy wrote:
> Chewing gum is indeed laxative but only if you take lots ie more than 20 pieces
> a day this is due to the ingredients used, so if it contains something like
> sorbitol, mannitol, xylitol or maltitol (and others) so be warned.

I'm pretty safe,I only have 2 pieces a day.

I could sue them for not writing on the back "WARNING:Do not eat polos while talking with your friends as it will cuase the polos to suddenly go hard and hurt your teeth making you curse loudly until you decide to open mouth and spit out into bin".

Chewing gum is indeed laxative but only if you take lots ie more than 20 pieces a day this is due to the ingredients used, so if it contains something like sorbitol, mannitol, xylitol or maltitol (and others) so be warned.

Maybe you could sue them. They should put a warning on the pack. 'WARNING: Do not laugh during consumption of POLO' or something! You could get brain damage, or sumthin.

Hhhhmmmmm,
I'm just reading a chewing gum packet and it says this:
10 pieces sugerfree coated mint and menthol flavour (then why does it say winter fresh then?) gum pellets with sweetners,ingredients:sweetners (maltitol,sorbitol,mannitol,aspatame,acesulfame k) gum base,thickner oh dammit it says nothing about laxitive effect so I can't be bothered with the rest of it.

Glad to see it is out. Just be carefull next time : )

Meh, its true about the polo's. Look on the back, it says something.

Get those balls checked..

If the doc find the polo in your balls.. God help you :o)

its the same with all sweets with artificial sweeterners methinks. Contains a source of somthin begginning with P (phyniphine or somthin)

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> dunno if its true or anything but if you eat too many
> spearmint polos they act
> like a laxative...now seeing as you have one
> jammed in your head(you
> idiot:op)well,all i can say is may god have mercy
> on the people who share the
> same toilet as you

That's the sugarless
> Polo's if you eat a load of them they give you the sreaming squits.

Does it work the same way with chewing gum?All my mates say that if you chew chewing gum all the time then you get the squits.Bet they're trying to part me with my dear chewing gum.It'll never work.

SHEEPY wrote:
> No it wouldn't :)

Hmmm...yeah, I think it would be. {:)