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"C'mon Mario, lets out of here!" Luigi said nervously, in a strangely English accent.
Mario stared up at his taller brother, and then began to push him, "you can't tell me what to do you stupid plumber!!" He said plumber as though it was a curse.
"erm, Mario, you're a plumber too."
"Please sir, I think you've had enough," said the bartender.
Mario shoved his finger in the bartender's face, "you bartenders. You're all a shower of basta-"
"Lets go Mario," Luigi pulled his brother out of the pub, and out into the brightly lit street.
"All right, all right. Where now then?"
"I'd rather go home," Luigi looked around nervously.
"Ah, c'mon! Lets go to a night club or shomething!" Mario replied, a slur evident in his speech.
"Oh, no please no!" Luigi protested, but Mario was already on his way. He walked down some steps into the "Snake" club.
Once inside, they were met by flashing lights, loud music and lots of scantily clad women dancing. What you'd expect, really. Mario decided he wanted more drink, and headed over to the bar.
A woman with short, fair hair served him. "Hey baby, what do ya fancy?"
"Humm...well, first I'd like to know your name," Mario said, a 'sexy' smile forming across his face.
She laughed, and flicked a strand of hair back from her face, "well, I'm Meryl. How ya doin'?"
"Well baby, I'm just gr-2 Mario was broken off as a tall man, wearing a bandana pulled him back, and turned Mario to face him.
"You messing with my girl?" He said in a low, husky voice.
Mario looked cocky, "and who might you be?"
"I'm her boyfriend. Solid Snake."
"Ah, well. I expect Sholid Shnake ish your name, but I don't think she's your boyfriend anymore," he said, pushing Snake away.
At this, Snake's eyes were filled with rage and he punched Mario hard across the face, who went flying along the bar. He kicked Meryl accidently on the way, and she fell back and hit her head on the edge of a small table behind her.
"NO!" Snake cried, and ran over. He cradled her bloody head in his hands. "Meryl?? Meryl!?"
"I'm...sorry Snake."
"No Meryl, you're coming with me!! I'm going to save you!!"
"No Snake...go on without me. And remember...don't lose your faith in people. Don't give up on people! Remember me, Snake." Meryl fell limp in his arms, dead.
"Damn!" Snake said, as Mario and Luigi ran from the club.
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"Well, that was great," Mario said excitedly, before throwing up all over the dusty pavement.
"Right, well, lets go home shall we?" Luigi said hopefully.
"Well actually, I was hoping...is that who I think it is?" He said suspiciously, pointing behind Luigi.
Luigi turned, and shrieked, "Ahhh!! It's Wario!!"
"Quick, run, I don't think he's seen us!!"
As they ran, they passed a Max Payne's office. Mario stopped.
"Why are you stopping!?" Luigi cried, his face contorted with fear.
"Why don't we hire Max Payne to kill Wario...then we'd be rid of him forever!!"
Not waiting for a reply, Mario ran inside and found himself in a smoke-filled, dark office, where a man sat behind a lone table.
"Can I help you?" Came the low, menacing voice.
"Yes, we need you to take care of a man who's a few hundred yards away. Goes by the name of Wario."
A lamp was switched on, and Max Payne's face was finally revealed. It was strangely squarish.
"I'll do it," he said in an evil tone, pulling some black gloves out and pulling out his Pump Handle Shotgun." In these days, the World was a dark place, where murder and crime ran wild. The police were almost non-existant, because they had all gone over to Liberty City to deal with some escaped prisoner.
He pointed his gun out of a small window, and the brother watched, Luigi shaking, as Wario calmly walked past, not expecting anything. BAM!!
Payne ran outside, and stood over him.
Wario looked at his stomach wound, and said, "p-puh-please, if you're a cop then arrest me, just get me to a hospital!!"
Max Payne threw him a cigarette, "You'll be given your rights at your funeral."
Max Payne walked into his office, looking forward to payment, but was angry to find the two supposed Italians gone.
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"Why didn't you pay him?" Luigi asked, nervously as always.
"I haven't got any money! Look, lets stop off in here in case he's chasing us."
They walked into a restaurant, and gazed through the window. After a couple of minutes, they saw a man running towards them. Max Payne.
"Quick, to the kitchen!" Mario whispered desperately.
They ran into the steamy kitchen, where many delicious meals were being made. Two WWF superstars, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin, were both cooking.
Rock looked at Austin and said, "Do you smell what I'm cooking?"
Austin, who was a little hard of hearing replied, "What!?"
They escaped through the back door, and found themselves in a strip bar! A topless woman came up to them.
"MUM-A-MIA!!" Mario cried, before being dragged outside by his brother.
"Why are we leaving!?"
"Because Duke Nukem was there. You know what he's like, he's there to kick behind and chew gum, and he's all out of gum!"
The sun was beginning to rise, and Mario finally admitted that they should be getting back. As they entered their small but cosy home, Mario commented, "that was fun, wasn't it?"
They walked into the lounge, and were greeted by Max Payne and Solid Snake.
"MUM-A-MIA!! Luigi screamed.
"How did you find our home?" Mario asked.
"I have my ways," Max Payne replied, "and know, you are all going to die."
"Damn."
Mario stared up at his taller brother, and then began to push him, "you can't tell me what to do you stupid plumber!!" He said plumber as though it was a curse.
"erm, Mario, you're a plumber too."
"Please sir, I think you've had enough," said the bartender.
Mario shoved his finger in the bartender's face, "you bartenders. You're all a shower of basta-"
"Lets go Mario," Luigi pulled his brother out of the pub, and out into the brightly lit street.
"All right, all right. Where now then?"
"I'd rather go home," Luigi looked around nervously.
"Ah, c'mon! Lets go to a night club or shomething!" Mario replied, a slur evident in his speech.
"Oh, no please no!" Luigi protested, but Mario was already on his way. He walked down some steps into the "Snake" club.
Once inside, they were met by flashing lights, loud music and lots of scantily clad women dancing. What you'd expect, really. Mario decided he wanted more drink, and headed over to the bar.
A woman with short, fair hair served him. "Hey baby, what do ya fancy?"
"Humm...well, first I'd like to know your name," Mario said, a 'sexy' smile forming across his face.
She laughed, and flicked a strand of hair back from her face, "well, I'm Meryl. How ya doin'?"
"Well baby, I'm just gr-2 Mario was broken off as a tall man, wearing a bandana pulled him back, and turned Mario to face him.
"You messing with my girl?" He said in a low, husky voice.
Mario looked cocky, "and who might you be?"
"I'm her boyfriend. Solid Snake."
"Ah, well. I expect Sholid Shnake ish your name, but I don't think she's your boyfriend anymore," he said, pushing Snake away.
At this, Snake's eyes were filled with rage and he punched Mario hard across the face, who went flying along the bar. He kicked Meryl accidently on the way, and she fell back and hit her head on the edge of a small table behind her.
"NO!" Snake cried, and ran over. He cradled her bloody head in his hands. "Meryl?? Meryl!?"
"I'm...sorry Snake."
"No Meryl, you're coming with me!! I'm going to save you!!"
"No Snake...go on without me. And remember...don't lose your faith in people. Don't give up on people! Remember me, Snake." Meryl fell limp in his arms, dead.
"Damn!" Snake said, as Mario and Luigi ran from the club.
________________________
"Well, that was great," Mario said excitedly, before throwing up all over the dusty pavement.
"Right, well, lets go home shall we?" Luigi said hopefully.
"Well actually, I was hoping...is that who I think it is?" He said suspiciously, pointing behind Luigi.
Luigi turned, and shrieked, "Ahhh!! It's Wario!!"
"Quick, run, I don't think he's seen us!!"
As they ran, they passed a Max Payne's office. Mario stopped.
"Why are you stopping!?" Luigi cried, his face contorted with fear.
"Why don't we hire Max Payne to kill Wario...then we'd be rid of him forever!!"
Not waiting for a reply, Mario ran inside and found himself in a smoke-filled, dark office, where a man sat behind a lone table.
"Can I help you?" Came the low, menacing voice.
"Yes, we need you to take care of a man who's a few hundred yards away. Goes by the name of Wario."
A lamp was switched on, and Max Payne's face was finally revealed. It was strangely squarish.
"I'll do it," he said in an evil tone, pulling some black gloves out and pulling out his Pump Handle Shotgun." In these days, the World was a dark place, where murder and crime ran wild. The police were almost non-existant, because they had all gone over to Liberty City to deal with some escaped prisoner.
He pointed his gun out of a small window, and the brother watched, Luigi shaking, as Wario calmly walked past, not expecting anything. BAM!!
Payne ran outside, and stood over him.
Wario looked at his stomach wound, and said, "p-puh-please, if you're a cop then arrest me, just get me to a hospital!!"
Max Payne threw him a cigarette, "You'll be given your rights at your funeral."
Max Payne walked into his office, looking forward to payment, but was angry to find the two supposed Italians gone.
_______________________
"Why didn't you pay him?" Luigi asked, nervously as always.
"I haven't got any money! Look, lets stop off in here in case he's chasing us."
They walked into a restaurant, and gazed through the window. After a couple of minutes, they saw a man running towards them. Max Payne.
"Quick, to the kitchen!" Mario whispered desperately.
They ran into the steamy kitchen, where many delicious meals were being made. Two WWF superstars, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin, were both cooking.
Rock looked at Austin and said, "Do you smell what I'm cooking?"
Austin, who was a little hard of hearing replied, "What!?"
They escaped through the back door, and found themselves in a strip bar! A topless woman came up to them.
"MUM-A-MIA!!" Mario cried, before being dragged outside by his brother.
"Why are we leaving!?"
"Because Duke Nukem was there. You know what he's like, he's there to kick behind and chew gum, and he's all out of gum!"
The sun was beginning to rise, and Mario finally admitted that they should be getting back. As they entered their small but cosy home, Mario commented, "that was fun, wasn't it?"
They walked into the lounge, and were greeted by Max Payne and Solid Snake.
"MUM-A-MIA!! Luigi screamed.
"How did you find our home?" Mario asked.
"I have my ways," Max Payne replied, "and know, you are all going to die."
"Damn."
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Ant wrote:
> Humm...I think I might write a sequel about how they escape, and then they can
> meet more characters and hear more phrases along the way.
Max can sprout more poetry!
> Humm...I think I might write a sequel about how they escape, and then they can
> meet more characters and hear more phrases along the way.
Max can sprout more poetry!
Humm...I think I might write a sequel about how they escape, and then they can meet more characters and hear more phrases along the way.
Very humorous Ant. I liked the way you managed to include classic phrases and one-liners from the all-time greats.
"Because Duke Nukem was there. You know what he's like, he's there to kick behind and chew gum, and he's all out of gum!"
In that case, I DID lol!
It can't end there though. I'd love to write a follow-on for that.
"Because Duke Nukem was there. You know what he's like, he's there to kick behind and chew gum, and he's all out of gum!"
In that case, I DID lol!
It can't end there though. I'd love to write a follow-on for that.
pb wrote:
> HelloHowAreYou wrote:
> hehehehehehehehe
Nice one Ant..
Why do only
> notables think of all the
> funny stories?
is it a power laid on them as
> they become a notable at an
> election or it just pure genious?
It is
> because we have all been to see the great sage, known as creati vew ri ting, he
> showed us the glowing orb of power, known as the En-glish Lan-g-uage and the
> mysteries of the ancient being sto-ryline
I heard rumour at school about secret En-glish Lan-g-uage lessons.should i go and attend them?
> HelloHowAreYou wrote:
> hehehehehehehehe
Nice one Ant..
Why do only
> notables think of all the
> funny stories?
is it a power laid on them as
> they become a notable at an
> election or it just pure genious?
It is
> because we have all been to see the great sage, known as creati vew ri ting, he
> showed us the glowing orb of power, known as the En-glish Lan-g-uage and the
> mysteries of the ancient being sto-ryline
I heard rumour at school about secret En-glish Lan-g-uage lessons.should i go and attend them?
Very good. I'm glad I read it.
But killing Wario is wrong. Wario rules.
But killing Wario is wrong. Wario rules.
Hehe. thanks for comments everyone. Glad you enjoyed.
nice one ANT.
Maybe one of the top less ladies could of been Tomb Raider or somethink.
Brillient anyway, definately worth a win!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
P.S. Darkness_2K wrote:
> MUM-A-MIA!
That-a story was a belisimo!
fan-atastic, brilliant, superrrrb.
>
:D
Darkness, i though you did spanish at school?
Well, what you said works for me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe one of the top less ladies could of been Tomb Raider or somethink.
Brillient anyway, definately worth a win!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
P.S. Darkness_2K wrote:
> MUM-A-MIA!
That-a story was a belisimo!
fan-atastic, brilliant, superrrrb.
>
:D
Darkness, i though you did spanish at school?
Well, what you said works for me!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrDragon wrote:
> Thanks Ant, for brightening up my evem=ning :-D
Hehe, no problem.
> Thanks Ant, for brightening up my evem=ning :-D
Hehe, no problem.
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